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Bungle1961
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 65
0 miles · Greater London

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Sorry i did not make it
Work had to come first on this occasion
Sounds like i missed out this time, hopefully be at next bash
there is only one option and that football and has been for years but as i get older sex seem to have become just as important as the beautfull gane.
im back and had a great week in spain weather was hot and sunny all the time the place had a nice big pool to so a good time was had by all i also spotted an add in the local paper for a swingers web site in spain saying it was the only free site in spain so pm me if you want the site i will not put it on here the add says
A site dedicated to Swingers and Swinging in Spain - Make contact with other English speaking residents and visitors instantly. Run by English swingers resident in Spain for the benefit of other swingers in Spain.
Free Adult and Swinging Contacts - Now over 300,000 active profiles!
maybe a trip to spain could be more fun in the future
iv got loads as well if anyone wants soem pm me and il send you my msn addy
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count me in as long as you all dont mind chatching my cold

ooo i love a man that cannot spell like me! :bounce:
Ahhhhhhh
But Debs, he CAN spell like you!!!! wink
in a wrong sort of way o sopose yuor right
i came back from spain this morning and have not changed my watch back the hour yet so all day i have been an hour in front so in the morning i get two hours extra sleep
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count me in as long as you all dont mind chatching my cold

ooo i love a man that cannot spell like me! :bounce:
i luv a woman who know i cant spell right most of the time and dont take the piss like some do.
Quote by dali lama
To boost the health of the nation should eating be banned in pubs and confined to ghettos refered to only as 'eateries or bistro's , restaurants etc.
That way genuine drinkers could enjoy a good drink without half the bar staff disappering all the time to serve curry in a basket to non drinkers? (ok so the profit margin maybe slightly higher on curry than brown ale)
Also people who want to smoke in pubs could avoid offending people eating garlic bloody bread!!!
we could move the practice along and also ban drinking in pubs, instead make park benches popular again and boost the off licence trade. Smokers could then congregate in pubs as a peacefull heaven, pipes could become fashionable again and differing strengths, such as tobbaco to XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX could be given a chance.
I may stand for parliament on this manifesto.

Eating will not be banned in pubs as i make the place more money than smokers or drinkers put together with 100 per cent mark up on food sold in pubs its a better money make than beer, pub will always sell food and beer first the smokers will get kicked out long before.
I was surposed to be at the Lonodn Mimi Munch but came back from Spain early this morning and feel like i need another holiday all bunged up with cold
so got a night in with a bottle but would love some help maybe the old remady of sewating a cold out is a good idea
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at this moment in time giving, tho i haven't excluded the other option completely!! Its a case of wait and see as far as receiving goes

well i have a strap on so if you need showing wink
that sounds nice
Yes it does, wonder if thats an offer and is it a private showing? lol
need a victim first lol
gunna be snowed under with offers now, every time i mention strap ons i get loads of guys pm-ing me lol

well if you have a queue or a list put me on it
Quote by Calista

Always find the thing your looking for in the last place you look .
mad

Why would you keep looking for something when you'd found it????? It's always bound to be in the last place you look!
My advice ....
Look there first :grin: :grin:
bolt
C x
When i cant find something i sit down and remember where i had it last, most of the time within a minutes or two i remember and there it is. it svaes loads of time going round the flat pulling the place apart everytime.
maybe im wrong but are we the only country that does not have to tip or where tipping is not normal practise.
Last week in the Indian my mate told the waiter the food was great the service was great and he had served us very well. BUt because his boss had been hanging around the table all night and making us hurry our meal he was now going to miss out on the £10 tipp he would have got.
The waiter still treated us well, the boss had the look of rage on his face.
I wondered after if the waiter wold have ever got the tip anyway even if we had put the tenner in his hand.
I tip the Barber, tell the barmaid to get one for herself, and thats is everyone else can fight for a better wages if they want more money.
My pay aint great anyway why should i give it away.
big fry up in the local cafe
beer in the pub with my mates on Thursday, Friday and saturday
and family
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at this moment in time giving, tho i haven't excluded the other option completely!! Its a case of wait and see as far as receiving goes

well i have a strap on so if you need showing wink
that sounds nice
Quote by WibblyWobbly
and prolly forgotton how to spell ettiket... eat e ket... ettiquete... of requesting absence from SH towers...
Leaving 22nd for Portugal... back on 30th... Sarge!...

Have fun im off to spain same time weather looks good that way for us both
On two occasions i have met people who have sent me messages via the add section within and hour on both occasions i just dropped everything and went and me then. it was the same for both of them and me a meet with a total stranger .
Both meets turned out ok both ladies are now good friends and even though one lady only calls and chats on teh phone now its still nice to have someone to talk to now and again without all the sex stuff getting in teh way.
pity im away next week would love to have met up . maybe next time see you on the 29th anyway
*****LEAVE APPLICATION FORM*****
Name: ..............Robert1961
Total Amount of Posts: .............. just over 200
Posts per Day: ..........not enough
Reason for Leave: ........... neEd to build up energy for Lonodn mini munch on 29th
Location of Leave: ..... Spain
From (Last Posting on 22nd of Oct and returning on 29th of Oct in time for London Mini Munch)
realise it is an offence under the Official Swinging Act (1969) to falsely declare I am going on leave with the intention of not returning. I swear I will be back to my posting duties on the date given and will give a full account of my activites for the duration of my leave.
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hi olive.
i would love to come.
i got a mate that lives in shanklin, so i can meet with him on the friday.
the other reason is i love the IOW.
i used to go camping in whitecliff bay. withe boys bridge.
it would also nice to see some old haunts.
etfcboy.

Put me down for this at well please if my mate is going i purpose i should
Last time i went ice skating i spent most of the time on my bum
may give it a go put me down for the drink up anyway
Quote by 3someinpreston
Ello!
As a direct result of many hours ogling at the wondrous collection of fine asses by SteveG, i have decided to do it...
Thats right!
The Swinging Heaven Rear Of The Year Award! biggrin

The winner will have the dubious honour of being able to proclaim themselves to have the finest ass in all of Swingerdom. wink
Post your nominations here and when all decided, a poll will be made of the leading ladies (or guys) for your love of all things ass to be voted on.
Good luck! lol
T & L xxx
Entrants are able to apply up until 4pm Friday 14th of October.
After that date, the contenders will be split into a Male and Female category.
The winners of each category will be deemed to have the respective Male and Female Rear of the Year 2005/06 title.
In the event of a tie, both sets of lovely asses will recieve the honour of being bestowed winner.
Happy assing!
THE CONTENDERS:
EagerSlut - Nicely done sitting position with appealing red thong - very tastefully done!

Mal - A famous ass in the SH community - the two cheeks of valour that inspire all those that see!

SteveG - A classical approach to baring ones ass - tight, firm and combines well with the well-dressed upper half!

Debbiewebs - A hint of black thong and a curvaceous masterpiece of an ass make this a strong contender!

lynnmarie68uk - A cheekily placed tattoo, firm rounded cheeks and a classically simple black thong - tres bien!

debz4u - Controversial in the fact that this entrance is thongless! But a classy set of stockings and lovely bedspread may win the hearts of the disconcerted!

Sarah - Side on and sexy - Sarah's Butterfly tattoo adds a dimension of originality to a beautifully curvy backside!

LadyFeeBee - Artistic, moody and darkly sexy! The lighting makes you strain and beg to see more of this booty!

Kazswallows - Cheekily disguised cheeks with a tights and white thong for company - a pose that invites you to come closer and bend her over further... if you dare!

Mrs. 3someinpreston! - a big ol' J-Lo bum compliments a frilly black number to entice all lovers of curves everywhere!

mattmoleman - Naturally firm, dark and biteable are all qualities that can be applied to this tasty offering!

sharon_2005 - A symmetrical up-close beauty with a perfectly disguised which you wish was 3D! Immense effort!

tabbi - A mighty tattoo of a rose make this rear-end beauty especially unique!

ockysweeties - A casual and revealing summery approach to ass-baring; promising a nice treat behind a thin veil of white cloth!

Mr. 3someinpreston! - Dropped denim and a strange angled pose make this a "pouting" posterior!

scooter99 - A straightforward, in your face, "come and grab hold of this baby", firm juicy ass. 'Nuff said!

jonathan - Smooth as a babys, well, bum - nice curves and well posed!

PoohBear - Classic black thong, extenuating the features of this remarkable arse - if only the thong was not there actually!

Mal #2 - Theres a one entry rule but.. the stockings! The basque! The Rocky Horrorness! It's Mal Number Deux!

Lindaxxx - Seductively leaning forward, with kinky hotpants - a pose that is practically screaming "You know what position I like - come and do it!"

can i get in this comp as well, had mine showing here for a while its far better view than my face