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Bungle1961
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 65
0 miles · Greater London

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Quote by meat2pleaseu
an amazing talent for talking so much yet saying so little, have you ever considered a career in polotics rotflmao

no
Quote by MISSCHIEF

well it could be, but im not sure if it will but then again y should it not be as we all will want to have fun so maybe we wont, but is that a good thing and we al really want fun and when we meet some of us are new so we may or may not be shy or noy when we do or dont meet for the first or maybe not first time andso it should be fun and then maybe not of dont hope

Blimey :shock: I'll shag ya just to shut you up! :confused: :confused: :confused: dunno
:lol2:
Yes please name the time and place
Quote by devondelight
What about sex .. can I lay infront of it while having sex biggrin

so do you only have sex with the light on
Quote by MISSCHIEF
rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
The scenic route of the one liner "anyone up for it" :lol2:
Looks like next Saturday is going to be fun, confusing, interesting - but fun all the same, I'm sure :uhoh:
:lol2:

well it could be, but im not sure if it will but then again y should it not be as we all will want to have fun so maybe we wont, but is that a good thing and we al really want fun and when we meet some of us are new so we may or may not be shy or noy when we do or dont meet for the first or maybe not first time andso it should be fun and then maybe not of dont hope
Well i dont know about winter coming
Here in North London is bright and Sunny, clear sky and in sitting in my
shorts as its so hot
I think the breakfast thing was a joke
Thats a pity i was looking forward to an early start I really do like my
double sausage, double bacon, double egg, tomatos, hash browns,
fried slice, and chips, with a big cuppa tea in the morning
so just to check
we are meeting on sat 17th
early
place to be decided
maybe for breakfast
then move on through the day
via various pubs
to end up somewhere
very drink
is that right
Quote by etfcboy1971
oh u r funny robert 1961
let me find a surgeon to sew my sides back
lol lol lol

turn yr msn on and say hello
all that you are looking for may be possable and you may well find it on this site
but be aware the couple on this site have loads of blokes looking for couples and 3-somes so you may have to wait a while and send out loads of replies to adds before hoocking up with anyone.
keep going its well worth it in the end
Quote by etfcboy1971
hello people.
i am looking to meet couples or a single fem, friday evening.
i am medium to plump build.
very open and honest.
any ages most welcome.
also very respectful.
can travel anywhere within 100 mile radius of north london.
so if u are looking for fun, give me a shout.
etfcboy.

SHOUT
Quote by fembernie
As for going along the South Bank i suggestd that as it got so many pubs withing staggering distance of each other, i love it,

Robert1961 - this sounds like a pub crawl to me :shock: Oh well - if thats what we gotta do then thats what we gotta do lol
we will just have to put ourselves through it
it may be painfull but its all in a good cause
metting other and makeing friends is all it really about
having to drink is just a side product
set up message rules and stop them even coming into your in box
i have and dont see a thing
Hi
I am looking for a couple to go to a club with,
I have been to one on my own but did not enjoy it at all, Now think it may be better to go with a couple after maybe meeting first for a drink.
I am available tomorrow night (Friday), based in North London, can meet within london as travel by tube ok.
Pm me if interested
Cheers
Rob
Quote by teppic
were you dropped on your head at chase farm???

nope sorry just live here im a south london boy, i think , well maybe, not really sure
a lady
1. who is between 18 and 34 but not under32 or over 35
2. has hair on her head, but may have a wig is teh hair is not her own
3. can be large but if to large, would be better if she was slim but on the larger slim size
4. lives near me but not to near that she is local, she can also live miles away if she want but then i dont have transport.
5. she may drink and smoke if she wants, i dont and dont really like it , so if she does not that may be better.
6. if she can acomodate it would be good but them i dont have transport so would not be able to get to her, thats unless she lives close.
7. if the lady is really a male dressed up that could be good, but then it might not be al i do like men in ladies clothes but not one's that dont look like ladies, think about it not sure i like men at all
8. want meet tonight, somewhere, sometime, someplace, but not telling you where i am in this add
9. not telling you about me
10. dont have any pics
11. hopeing you will pick me, just coz i am here asking
hope you like this i am funny, i think , well i have been told so by my mum
but not for ages
it cant be any worse than on Capital Radio's Flirty at this morning
The gays guy called asking them to ask this guy out for him and ended up finding out the guy he fancied was not gay.
oops
should be a laugh next time there are in the pub together
i'm uncut and never had any trouble or pain when getting a BJ for either sex
Its only a game
4 defeats in 3 years and eveyone wants swed for dinner
We can go and with the games left and still get through to Germany, we never play well in these early season international.
all that matters is we get through to the finals and that is still within our reach, so chill out everyone,
it aint over till the fat gazza sings
Quote by seagull69

Fair points, I just thought I'd mention the idea, though I doubt the tabloids are going to be on your case , at least not at the moment.

As a reader of the Non League Paper. I can assure you that its not only the tabloids that would pick up on a swinging footballer story so be carefull out there mate.
Congratulations by the way. Do you fancy signing for Crawley Town. They need all the help they can get at the moment lol
I read the NLP as well, they will pick up on something long before the nationals do, mainly coz a mate will tip them off for a joke and not realise how far it can go.
seen it dont so be carefull.
good luck for the season.
and as for singing on at Crawley, stsy in the north
Quote by fembernie
ooohhhhh - a nice little list coming together now :happy: :happy: :happy:
Robert1961 - The South Bank sounds good - but as its right on my doorstep would it seem selfish going there? :giggle:
I am also starting my Salsa classes again on Monday - in Holborn area from 7pm till 9pm - but you can carry on dancing till later. A fellow male SH member who came along a few times said - I have never had so many partners in one night (dancing partners of course wink ) It's great fun and you WILL be able to do some basic salsa steps at the end of the evening. PM me if you wanna come along

Salsa Classes is something I have thought about for ages, its just finding the time.
maybe you can show us a few moves when we meet up.
As for going along the South Bank i suggestd that as it got so many pubs withing staggering distance of each other, i love it, and if its your home patch you gat lead the charge
sounds good idea last minute thing, when you have a time and place let me know
i will try to make it
As a london boy should make the effort
There are also some nice pubs along the south bank of the river
Quote by twos_company
hi guys
found this on another site
anyone fancy being ripped off bigtime????
lol
2`s
This is a membership club which entitles you to a discount at every sunday party you attend. Our parties are usually £100 to attend. With club membership for the year which is £150, this entitles you to attend any sunday party for just £80.
Alternatively we do a 6 month membership subscription for £100 & a 3 month membership subscription for £60. Membership club cards are provided which may either be collected at your 1st party you attend or it can be posted to you depending on your discretion.
Parties are the last Sunday of every month.
If you cannot attend a sunday party for the full 4 hours you may attend for just an hour for just £50. 2,3 or 4 hrs is £80. If you are attending for just an hour it does not matter what time you arrive between the 4 hour party as long as you let us know when making a booking to attend a specific party.
All sunday parties are totally relaxed just as sunday's are supposed to be. There is no pressure to participate with any of the girls just jump in whenever you feel like it. We supply snacks/drink & some condoms.
How it works is after you become a member you are entitled to attend any 12 sunday parties over a period of a year for just £80 per party.

and there was i dragged in by the title
only to find it was something totall different
cheer's 2's
Hi DreamerHelen
have sent you a pm
you said to come back and ask again in a month or so
rob
I use to get caught out when the say
'have you anything you would like to ask us'
be prepared to ask something, i had checked out their web site before i went
and found they did a lot of charity work so dropped that into the conversation
it worked.
be comfident, sit up in the chair, speak crearly, dress correctly
i had a guy in suit and trainers once
and good luck