Captain_areola's Forum Posts

20 May 2007

Quote by Bat-minx
you are more than welcome to lick my areola, though they make break your teeth!

I'll take my teeth out :twisted:
*Lick, lickity, slobber, slurp, nibble, suck, mmmmmmmmm

20 May 2007

Quote by Professor_x
Well I've got a packet of travel Kleenex in my breast pocket, I'll leave them on the table for you.

Shit, you said the word breast FFS!
I'm done redface

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20 May 2007

Quote by Mr_muddle
That time already?
Anyone want a Horlicks before bed?

Thats right Mr_Muddle, time for bed. Leave the ladies to us real men hey Prefessor :thumbup:

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20 May 2007

Quote by Professor_x
Afternoon all :grin:

I was ere first Professor so leave the areolas to me :boxing:
:hunk:
Maybe we could have one each?
Its ok, I won't be very long redface

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20 May 2007

Quote by Professor_x
Afternoon all :grin:

I was ere first Professor so leave the areolas to me :boxing:

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20 May 2007

Quote by Artemis
I certainly will my good man, but I prewarn you they are rather big... your dear face may be enveloped by them..

Bloody great, the larger the better :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Quote by Artemis
and bring the kleenex

is that to wipe your bucket after I've sat on it? innocent

I love a woman with a damp patch :inlove:

(this is soooooooo going to come back to haught me when this game is over)

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20 May 2007

Quote by Artemis
Can I sit on your bucket Captain?? :rascal:

Will you show me your areolas?:twisted:
and bring the kleenex redface

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20 May 2007

Quote by Intrntnl_rscu
Clang has been sliding up down shafts all night..

Damn and blast, I'm done again redface

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19 May 2007

Quote by Fahrenheit
Pointy, pert and prone to combustion

Crap, I'm done again redface

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19 May 2007

Quote by Fahrenheit
Awww you started the party without me :cry:

I think I finished my party too redface

Could you help me re-start it darlin :twisted:
Tell me about your areolas :twisted:

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19 May 2007

You have no idea how hard it is being a man that has spent so long protecting areolas that he has not had any real fun for a very long time redface

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19 May 2007

It sounds like fun but I think I might have peaked too early redface

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19 May 2007

Quote by Huntress
The back of the chicken sheds???? :shock:
Im a superhero, give me some class! Where is the nearest car park???

Why? Are you going to give me a ride in your car :rascal:

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19 May 2007

Quote by Huntress
Ok big boy, show me your powers :twisted:

Come round the back of the chicken sheds babe and I'll show you just how powerful I can be :twisted:

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19 May 2007

Quote by Poetica
Thank you captain for your enquiry
My areolas do need attention
And should i require any further recruits
Your name will be the first I mention

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm areolas, bring them to the Captain and let me protect them :rascal:

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19 May 2007

Quote by Huntress
Well I'm pleased to see you standing proud & prompt Captain :P

I told you I'd be ready and waiting :twisted:

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19 May 2007

Quote by Poetica
Thanks for your iconic response
You've gotten me in a lather
Fancy joining me in a drink
And a bit of hows yer father?

Was that a question to anyone :twisted:

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19 May 2007

Quote by Huntress
Its the socks that are doing it for me :twisted:

I can take one off and rub it all over your body if it works for you babe :twisted:

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19 May 2007

Quote by Huntress
About 10ish then

I'll be standing proud between the hens house and the cocks waiting:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

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19 May 2007

Quote by Huntress
Forgive me but you dont have a mouth (or is that what is commonly known as bucket mouth!?!?!)

I have a very large juicy mouth which will hold many a good nipple :smug:
I'll show you later behind the chicken sheds :twisted:

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19 May 2007

Quote by Huntress
Chicken Juice?
Thats whats left at the bottom of the pan when you have roasted the Chicken

If I rub in on my thighs will you lick it off :twisted:

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19 May 2007

Quote by Bat-minx
my nipples are like a shield of steel!

Show Me Show Me Show Me :rascal:
I'm the nipple expert around these parts :smug:

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19 May 2007

Quote by Huntress
Why thank you Sir :smoke:
So tell me how you are going to save my nipples then?

Huntress, why that is easy, I'm going to put them in my mouth :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

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19 May 2007

Quote by Huntress
So thats why its been so busy on the streets tonight, you're all in here relaxing & Im out there fighting the Friday night crimes all by myself!!!

Well ello darlin, you look fit :rascal:

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18 May 2007

Quote by Buffyvampslayer
Have powers will travel :rascal:

Powers :eeek:
You should have been a Dyson in a past life :twisted:

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18 May 2007

My God Buffy bird, you don't arf get around :twisted:
Thrud mate, she ain't arf bad blast

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18 May 2007

Quote by Buffyvampslayer
You mean kneel don't you? :grin: Hang on a minute though, you know you said you last bathed 6 months ago? Was that the last time you changed your socks too??? :eeek:
:giggle:

Was I supposed to dunno

*Psssst Buffy Bird, I think Thrud might be trying to hit on you. Remember I was 'ere first :thumbup:

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18 May 2007

Quote by Buffyvampslayer

Now how can a girl, used to cavorting with the walking dead say no to an offer of a guy who baths twice a year :giggle:

You can't :smug:
I'll even remove the bucket if it helps :twisted:
Swoon....You know how to woo a heroine dontcha :lol2:
I'm tryin Gorgeous :rascal:
Now don't stand on my laces while you're down there :twisted:

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18 May 2007

Quote by Buffyvampslayer

Now how can a girl, used to cavorting with the walking dead say no to an offer of a guy who baths twice a year :giggle:

You can't :smug:
I'll even remove the bucket if it helps :twisted:

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18 May 2007

Quote by Buffyvampslayer
Dude??? :shock: Do you know how much blood you can drink from a guy before he'll die? I do and I have friends in low places :grin:

OK Dudess then :twisted:

Quote by Buffyvampslayer
I'd rather suck the life out of you in other ways :rascal:

Any time you like Darlin :rascal:
*Captain Areola runs off to scrub clean even though he had a bath 6 months ago

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