Quote by naughtynymphos1
then u get the odd one grow though which i pluck out
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And they call us southerners 'soft'!
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And they call us southerners 'soft'!
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Cassiopeia
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 56
Straight Male, 61
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And they call us southerners 'soft'!
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Quote by naughtynymphos1
Most beauty salons offer a Hollywood or Brazillian. I get waxed at a local tanning and beauty shop. It a bit painful, but the results are worth it.
ok sorry to be dumb but whats hollywood?
A Hollywood is a complete wax - nothing left, a Brazillian is just leaving a strip. Some salons mix the names up thou so double check when making an appointment..........if you do that is lol.
ohhh i knew what brazillian was, didn't know bald had a name tho lol
so tell me....serious head on now...when i shave i have to do it every day cause it grows so fast
does it take longer to grow back if its waxed? do u not have stubble the next day?sorry girly mo there
as you was
pmsl, NN, got get it waxed hun, no stubble and no re-growth for about 2-3 weeks, then u get the odd one grow though which i pluck out, then rebook another appointment. Its fab!
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I used to live opposite Lennie Peters from Peters and Lee..............
:karaoke: Weeeeeeeeeeeeelcome home, Welllllllllllllcome :karaoke:
:karaoke: Weeeeeeeeeeeeelcome home, Welllllllllllllcome :karaoke:
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Quote by naughtynymphos1
Most beauty salons offer a Hollywood or Brazillian. I get waxed at a local tanning and beauty shop. It a bit painful, but the results are worth it.
ok sorry to be dumb but whats hollywood?
A Hollywood is a complete wax - nothing left, a Brazillian is just leaving a strip. Some salons mix the names up thou so double check when making an appointment..........if you do that is lol.
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Most beauty salons offer a Hollywood or Brazillian. I get waxed at a local tanning and beauty shop. It a bit painful, but the results are worth it.
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Ive got a drink problem................I need one and havent got one! :cry:
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You do realise Frecks, that you now have your own group of SH Stalkers?! :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Quote by leprechaun
well from 1 of your so called friends a late and belated happy birthday with the bilko mob still looking for me have been keeping head down
Lol, let u off just this once, only cos your one of me bestest m8's :kick:
and you did send me a birthday card and get me a pressie! :twisted: Sex God
Quote by Serendipity
Depends on what it's like, if you have long hair like James Hetfield used to then cut it off but if you have long hair like Anthony Kiedis used to, def keep it! :twisted:
MMmmm Anthony Kiedis :inlove: Id definately keep him....oops eerr sorry...i meant keep the hair if its how he had his!!
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Quote by davej
what can i say?
this forum is certainly opening up my eyes!!! (in a good way!)
so you decision is
optrex will do the same, but its three quid a bottle, you stay in here phil its free.
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Quote by EagerSlut
She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an
outside line you need to press 9."
Press three 9s and you'll get uniforms too! :shock: :shock: :shock:
:rascal: :rascal:
Shheetttt! Thats a BRILL idea ES! :thumbup: Why didnt I think of that! :happy:
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OOooo I love people watching, its fascinating! People just dont realise what they say or do, its hilarious!
Listening to young children is good too, esp when they dont know your watching or listening....the things they say, i just didnt realise they know about :shock:
btw ES...you staying in a hotel made me think of this email joke i received today...be careful
I checked into a hotel on a business trip recently
and was a bit lonely so I
thought I'd get me one of those girls you see
advertised in phone booths
when your calling for a cab.
I grabbed a card on my way in. It was an ad for a
girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl,
bending over in the photo. She had all the right
curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy
hair, long graceful legs all the way up to her butt.
You know the kind.
So I'm in my room and figure, what the heck, I'll
give her a call.
"Hello?" the woman says. God, she sounded sexy.
"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like
you to come to my room
and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with
you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is
sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now.
I'm talking kinky the whole night long.
You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys,
everything you've got in your bag of tricks.
We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, wear
a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whip
cream, anything you want, baby.
Now, how does that sound?"
She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an
outside line you need to press 9."
Listening to young children is good too, esp when they dont know your watching or listening....the things they say, i just didnt realise they know about :shock:
btw ES...you staying in a hotel made me think of this email joke i received today...be careful
I checked into a hotel on a business trip recently
and was a bit lonely so I
thought I'd get me one of those girls you see
advertised in phone booths
when your calling for a cab.
I grabbed a card on my way in. It was an ad for a
girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl,
bending over in the photo. She had all the right
curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy
hair, long graceful legs all the way up to her butt.
You know the kind.
So I'm in my room and figure, what the heck, I'll
give her a call.
"Hello?" the woman says. God, she sounded sexy.
"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like
you to come to my room
and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with
you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is
sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now.
I'm talking kinky the whole night long.
You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys,
everything you've got in your bag of tricks.
We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, wear
a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whip
cream, anything you want, baby.
Now, how does that sound?"
She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an
outside line you need to press 9."
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Sorry to see him go....very funny man.
I was lucky enough to meet him when he worked in his Antique shop in Chipping Norton in the Cotwolds. Yes he actually worked behind the counter, apparently he liked being able to blend into the back ground after years of TV.
Nice guy :love:
I was lucky enough to meet him when he worked in his Antique shop in Chipping Norton in the Cotwolds. Yes he actually worked behind the counter, apparently he liked being able to blend into the back ground after years of TV.
Nice guy :love:
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We had two 'first' songs at our wedding as we couldnt decide which one to have lol:-
Waiting for a girl like you - Foreigner
Dream a little Dream - Mamas and the Papas
:inlove:
Waiting for a girl like you - Foreigner
Dream a little Dream - Mamas and the Papas
:inlove:
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Thanks again, had some nice pressies, messages and a late birthday phone call from someone who forgot the day ....
Got a really nice pressie from a good friend, lodger and fellow nutter, something that should have been listed on my 50 things to do before im 50 list, a hot air balloon ride! Wanted to do that for ages
Thanks again people xxxxxx
Got a really nice pressie from a good friend, lodger and fellow nutter, something that should have been listed on my 50 things to do before im 50 list, a hot air balloon ride! Wanted to do that for ages
Thanks again people xxxxxx
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Not a bad day in all, went out shopping and spent the debt of a third world country but there you go New bag, jacket, then gotta have the boots to match
Taken out to Lunch and was scrummy....thanks for the messages again, been really nice and believe it or not, you have put more effort into saying happy birthday to me today, than a lot of so called friends and family
Thanks guys!
New bag, jacket, then gotta have the boots to match Taken out to Lunch and was scrummy....thanks for the messages again, been really nice and believe it or not, you have put more effort into saying happy birthday to me today, than a lot of so called friends and family
Thanks guys!
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Well think i've discovered who to blame this on.........
The self-confessed former Viagra smuggler is seeking swingers to join him for sleazy group sex sessions.
Its all Sleazys fault!
The self-confessed former Viagra smuggler is seeking swingers to join him for sleazy group sex sessions.
Its all Sleazys fault!
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Quote by cheekychimp
Oh my head....!!!
Anyway......chopped up some finest toms on the vine....and very gently fried them in some virgin olive oil (takes a while to get the consistency of a tomatoe sauce - add plenty of black pepper.)....lighlty grilled some lovely bacon and piled the lot on hot buttered toast.....piping hot tea to follow.....yum yum..!
CheekyChimp......
Shopping tip for you.......
If you buy the toms on the vine, before putting in yr trolley, take them off the vine and put in bag, check out will only charge you the loose price
Im so bad :twisted: Sex God
Quote by Vicky_uk
A Rack of ribs in loads of BBQ sauce ......I need a bib
and shop pasties what a mess when you stand up
and down the 'ol cleavage!
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Quote by wales_cple
Fajita's.... my meat always falls out the blooy end...
the tricks in the folding! Fold the bottom up then the sides in!
Personally, corn on the cob is something I could never order on a first date despite loving it! All that butter around me moosh with bits stuck between me teeth.........such an attractive picture!
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Quote by mistress_sassy
I am not a bully, just a good Domme,
Hmmm bet the boys wish they had this talent! Well I'm not sharing, nooo, this is too much fun! :twisted:
Wanders off, thinking about new orders to give some more of the lovely women from this site, and wandering it will work on the boys too.................
Domme! Domme! You havent seen her being indecisive and all over the shop, TRYING to decide what to wear to go out! Not so strong and authorative then, I can tell ya!
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Quote by fablolly
i was thinking of going to Rios health spa tomorrow during the day, as i have never been there before i wondered if anyone could let me know what it was like
any help would be grateful
Fablolly
A bloody riot if its the same day as a SH meet!
Watch out for that Misschief, shes a right one you know!
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Quote by mistress_sassy
Not forgetting the cooker and the crop!
Staggy/Rose like the new signature btw! See I notoce these things!
<<<<<<<<< Hmmm and none of my mates have noticed my new avatar! Useless bunch!
I did hun! I also noticed LittleGems avatar too, recognised that dress and kitchen straight away!
Oh btw, when I left last time, I pinched a Manchester Yellow Pages, came in handy this week when I needed to sort out a few things
Thanks hun! Sex God
Going out tomorrow night for my birthday, going to my fav restaurant in London's Soho (where else ) then clubbing with my gay m8, maybe going to G.A.Y or somewhere, just see where the mood takes us!
) then clubbing with my gay m8, maybe going to G.A.Y or somewhere, just see where the mood takes us! Sex God
Quote by MISSCHIEF
You coward!!
Oh well, sounds like fun, and will be a change to see you dressed and wet, instead of undressed and wet
Good point - how will I recognise you? :confused:
Ill be the one desperately trying to keep my hair DRY and STRAIGHT!!
