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Cassiopeia
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 56
Straight Male, 61
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Sex God
Quote by cheekychimp
on my next jaunt to town i will mainly be purchasing the new 'Pendulem' album, some deep down and dirty Drum and Bass Tune-age to throw a few shapes too.
For all you ravers out there, i'd like do declare it as one bad ass
(hands up, who's feeling old and confused now)
Considering I used to visit the Hacienda most Fri & Sat nights to rave my socks off...which seems like an eternity ago....Mmm yes, I do feel a little old.....Boy, they were the days..!
CheekyChimp....
Have u not been to any of the Park/Pickering Hacienda Reunion Nights?
Ive got a few fav choons at the moment, but i cant stop listening to the Rush Hour albums at the moment, esp Imsomnia by Faithless.
:happy:
Sex God
Wasnt at VanFest, but was at VW Action in Herts last weekend, scorching hot weather, i walked around in my bikini! 
:twisted:
:twisted: Sex God
This may be a slap in the face for a lot of people who drive their kids to school instead of walking, so many do this when they are within walking distance, makes my blood boil. Of course I understand that some parents have to shoot off to work straight after so thats another matter.
Maybe this will just make us reflect on times when people can walk instead of taking the car.......or not
I dont use much petrol but always make sure I have at least quarter of a tank left in case I have to shuttle my accident prone son to hospital! If im that desperate i can always get my m8 whos an A&E nurse to get me a tenners worth of fuel!
Maybe this will just make us reflect on times when people can walk instead of taking the car.......or not
I dont use much petrol but always make sure I have at least quarter of a tank left in case I have to shuttle my accident prone son to hospital! If im that desperate i can always get my m8 whos an A&E nurse to get me a tenners worth of fuel!
Sex God
Quote by Wishmaster
Hey you lot!!. Be nice to our American cousin ... if he wants to come over and sample some British 'delights' then he should be welcomed ....
So, Welcome to SH yankintown
Was just thinking the same Wishy! Welcome to the UK, you just missed summer im afraid, those 4 days were just fantastic!
As for English speaking, id luv to have a butchers at ya mug shot, i can oggle it over a nice cuppa rosie, or I can go up the apple and pears to the lavvy and have a fiddle meself!
Londoner speaking but not a true cockney im afraid
^^^^^^^^ Sex God
Quote by leprechaun
a) to say that top quality cpl who are good fun and cool for chilled nite out or in lol
b) an top quality bounce
Thanks hun
Sex God
Summer lover here, less clothes, tanned skin which makes me look healthier, hot saltry evenings, clubbing and pubbing outside rather than inside......great!
Roll on Summer 2006! lol
Roll on Summer 2006! lol
Sex God
Quote by smokerjim
Nice ad Reddevil, but i think im being a bit dim here, whats a creampie?
Just to clear any confusion a "creampie" is an internal male ejaculation, viz,
Thanks for that Jim, just about came to that conclusion!
I owe you a cuppa hun
Sex God
Hey, this will give you lot a laugh!!
I re-read this thread and thought that this was going to be a munch from the 4th to 11th of March :bounce: :doh:
Damn!!
Can you imagine us lot taking over some Brownie camp or something :grin:
I re-read this thread and thought that this was going to be a munch from the 4th to 11th of March :bounce: :doh:
Damn!!
Can you imagine us lot taking over some Brownie camp or something
:grin: Sex God
Quote by Sarah
whats a creampie?
Pastry and cream?
is that short crust?I prefer puff pastry myself, mmmmmm
Sex God
Nice ad Reddevil, but i think im being a bit dim here, whats a creampie? :twisted:
:twisted: Sex God
Quote by debz4u.
staying in.. its the new going out!
:cry: still not if your alone
Debz, hugs for you, id come over with a bottle if I was closer and didnt have the kids
We are stuck in too...being parents lol.Anyway, have been out a lot over the summer so resting this weekend as im out with hubby next weekend!
Debz, get yourself down south, what with Ryanair and cheap 14 day advance tickets, can be a cheap weekend away!
xx
Sex God
We are out and about this friday night, probably quite late, going to clubs and socialising.
Are there any other cpls or bi-fems, who would like to join us for an evening of clubbing (dance not swinging clubs) then maybe back to our hotel if we all feel we'd like to take things further. We arent pushy in yr face kinda people, but very laid back, friendly and open minded.
We have ads already in place where u can see a pic and get a little background knowledge on us, and we are regular posters on here.
I think we can also be verified by the mods and a number of friends on here eeekkkk
Im bound to have forgotten to mention something so if youd like to chat to us, please feel free to get in touch.
xxx
Are there any other cpls or bi-fems, who would like to join us for an evening of clubbing (dance not swinging clubs) then maybe back to our hotel if we all feel we'd like to take things further. We arent pushy in yr face kinda people, but very laid back, friendly and open minded.
We have ads already in place where u can see a pic and get a little background knowledge on us, and we are regular posters on here.
I think we can also be verified by the mods and a number of friends on here
eeekkkkIm bound to have forgotten to mention something so if youd like to chat to us, please feel free to get in touch.
xxx
Sex God
Quote by tabbi
Lol Purple horseshoes!!
How VERY accurate!!
Ooooooo I got my eye on you two LOL
And my day just keeps getting better!!! :bounce: :bounce:
Sex God
Can anyone help please.........I was chatting to a lovely dark haired lady with sexy eyes when we were at the Notts Munch....and it was regarding Erotica and a certain London Pub.........can that person please pm me with the details, as i cant remember anything about the pub....or the ladys name 
Thanks!
Thanks!
Sex God
As this is on our doorstep, we would be up for a night/day out, just depends on where, when etc....
Sex God
Id never try a wax job at home!
I was waxed two weeks ago costing £20 (a hollywood), and im still smooth, althought ive plucked out the odd long one here and there!
I was waxed two weeks ago costing £20 (a hollywood), and im still smooth, althought ive plucked out the odd long one here and there!
Sex God
Well I know some of you are BIG Big Brother fans (found it irritating myself), so just thought i'd let u know that I went to Jade Goodys salon in Herts today, had a fantastic manicure, and was pleasantly surprised by how friendly the staff were. So many beauty salons sneer at me when i turn up with son in tow (yep, no-one to have him here!) but not at Jades.
Jade chatted to him, Gemma showed him the way to the toilet whilst another girl made me a cuppa! Talk about service! It didnt come across as trying to be 'too helpful' cos it was their first week of opening, but just genuinely being helpful and friendly. Jade arrived late to do my m8's manicure, but when she arrived, apologised, offered discount, made sure her staff all had drinks, then cracked on.
Never really followed her before, but a thumbs up to her, for being down to earth ! I will now be watching her programme on Monday...lol
Jade chatted to him, Gemma showed him the way to the toilet whilst another girl made me a cuppa! Talk about service! It didnt come across as trying to be 'too helpful' cos it was their first week of opening, but just genuinely being helpful and friendly. Jade arrived late to do my m8's manicure, but when she arrived, apologised, offered discount, made sure her staff all had drinks, then cracked on.
Never really followed her before, but a thumbs up to her, for being down to earth !
I will now be watching her programme on Monday...lol Sex God
If youd like to meet a fun, friendly and genuine person, then look no further than here...... 
Is that ok Leps...did i say it right......did i forget to put anything else.....when do i get my payment....
Is that ok Leps...did i say it right......did i forget to put anything else.....when do i get my payment....
Sex God
Quote by marmalaid
Ok - admid defeat - how do I put a pdf pic of MY car onto the site?
Why would you want to stick a pdf up?
Oh, and, erm, it hasn't got any indicators Lep.
Oh yes it does, how flash is this?!
Sex God
Hope you've had a grand day Sweetheart!
Did you get your sexy jeans
Happy Birthday babe
Did you get your sexy jeans
Happy Birthday babe
Sex God
Good enough to win prizes??? Well i think winning three prizes on its first trip out if a bloody good start!!
ps. im not polishing it on Sat, ill be sitting sunbathing (i hope) with beer in hand.......oh btw can you bring down some beers and smirnoff ice with you....that can be your payment to me for being right about changing those wheels! :twisted:
ps. im not polishing it on Sat, ill be sitting sunbathing (i hope) with beer in hand.......oh btw can you bring down some beers and smirnoff ice with you....that can be your payment to me for being right about changing those wheels!
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Gorgeous hun, how many awards you going for this weekend? :twisted:
Go for it!! lol
:twisted: Go for it!! lol
Sex God
Absolutely wicked weekend here, grinning but absolutely shattered here!
Stayed with a lovely friend of mine, clubbing 3 nights on the trot with friends, drinking, chatting, laughing, lunching, dancing, was in Pride Parade with said friend, Manchester Pride in Villlage, went on a ride directly after eating Pasta
Roll on next year!!
Im just soooooooooo wasted now :doh:
Stayed with a lovely friend of mine, clubbing 3 nights on the trot with friends, drinking, chatting, laughing, lunching, dancing, was in Pride Parade with said friend, Manchester Pride in Villlage, went on a ride directly after eating Pasta
Roll on next year!!
Im just soooooooooo wasted now :doh:
Sex God
Quote by MikeNorth
I missed the parade, but was around there today. Sorry I didn't see you, GenHertscpl or Mistress Sassy - but on the other hand I can assure everyone here that Rainbows is alive and well.
Mike.
Got home this evening after a fantastic weekend, brill company with Mistress Sassy and her friends (thanks girls lol
) Yes we were in the parade and just seen pics of us on a website !! Spent three nights clubbing.....awake at night and sleeping during the day , im absolutely bollocksed, and cant face any more alcohol! The Viillage was buzzing and just such a laugh, even if MS and I went on one of the rides directly after eating pasta :uhoh: lolWe also saw Rainbows in the Village, and shes looking as gorg as ever
ps. my kids loved their pressies btw lolThanks Sassy
, Gem and Leps for being such excellent mates, dont leave it too long before I can return your generous hospitality xxxxx off to bed now :crazy:
Sex God
Quote by Red(RHG)
God yes, they soooooooooooooo need to get back to school, love them dearly, but the constant stimulation they need is wearing
AND the whinging...aarrgghhh.....its worse than chinese water torture!!
Im looking forward to January, that when my little fella starts Reception, full time school!!
xx
Chin up Cath
Hehe!
They are off buying UHU to make some bullet proof vests at the mo
At least it's quiet.....
For 5 mins anyway!
Cathy x
(Eldest at Carling till Mond, now THAT 'noise' I could put up with!)
TO MAKE BULLET PROOF VESTS!!
Arent the alarm bells ringing yet! :uhoh:
You should come to my house, we have REAL bullet proof vest here luv.....dont ask! :twisted:
Sex God
God yes, they soooooooooooooo need to get back to school, love them dearly, but the constant stimulation they need is wearing
AND the whinging...aarrgghhh.....its worse than chinese water torture!!
Im looking forward to January, that when my little fella starts Reception, full time school!!
xx
Chin up Cath Poor yourself another gin and turn up the radio to drown out the sounds of the kids lol
AND the whinging...aarrgghhh.....its worse than chinese water torture!!
Im looking forward to January, that when my little fella starts Reception, full time school!!
xx
Chin up Cath
Poor yourself another gin and turn up the radio to drown out the sounds of the kids lol Sex God
Oh hun, cant believe this happened to you!!
Big hugs for you
Its made me think about myself and travelling tonight, im coming alone on from London to Manchester, arriving late, so will be prepared and alert, and id had a few offers of ppl meeting up with me, one a SH friend, so thanks to them
Thanks for bringing this to our attention, we can all become complacent and things like this make us stop and think.
:!:
Big hugs for you
Its made me think about myself and travelling tonight, im coming alone on from London to Manchester, arriving late, so will be prepared and alert, and id had a few offers of ppl meeting up with me, one a SH friend, so thanks to them
Thanks for bringing this to our attention, we can all become complacent and things like this make us stop and think.
:!:
Sex God
Quote by mistress_sassy
Ps - Wave to me on the Parade! I'm in it!!
PMSL, shes just invited me to come up on float and hold her rainbow!! Is that some rude sexual term
lol, oh well, in for a penny! :happy: 