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Cassiopeia
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 56
Straight Male, 61
0 miles · England

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Quote by Nomad_Soul
Rock on ! ! party-babe lol

Oh I intend to wink but i can only say that now im feeling better! :twisted:
Oi you lot, im slowly finding out who my mates are! :kick:
Quote by leprechaun
well i named nobody so your reputation was safe with me till u replied

Babe, you named me in another thread you doughnut!
Quote by leprechaun
i have the video of how bad genhertscpl ende up lol
feckin hell i have seen some sights in my time in my job but lordy lord genherts all i can say is brill chunder babe
Quote by leprechaun
well if the votes fall the right way it will be free

but will cost me my reputation............its in tatters! dunno
CCTV is BAD......very bad redface redface redface
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/51472.html
Quote by leprechaun
smackbottom smackbottom
what a wicked little leprechaun you are lol
As a true gent you should let her see first....................
then show it :twisted: lol

lol well she has asked for a viewing of said evidence
Yep, because you can also be a wind up merchant! smackbottom smackbottom kiss
Quote by Kit
smackbottom smackbottom
what a wicked little leprechaun you are lol
As a true gent you should let her see first....................
then show it :twisted: lol

:twisted: Ooooo someones getting a spanking at Notts.....not just me wink wink :arrow:
The question is, will be welcome back?? :cry: :cry:
its been fav club for 2 years now and now cant show my face pmsl rolleyes
Quote by wild rose and the stag
you confuse me there, i must assume you went to the club earlier then as well seeing as walking straight and without falling over was a problem for you while still at the hotel???????? or am i missing something lol

No, only later after leaving you all piss heads in the hotel! We caught the cab there, but there was nothing wrong with my walking or dancing later on, i even walked back from club about a mile to my friends flat, so there flipa It was just the odd way I was sitting on the bed at the hotel, that made my legs go to sleep and i couldnt walk very well hence ending up in Bluexxx's lap! Ask Bluexxx she has the same problem as me wink
Quote by Miss-Red
you should see the pic genhertsmrs sent me the other day of a tattooed cock lol.
stick it on j lol

Here you go Rache, xxx
I think just the fact that id be remembered would be good. :rose:
A good loving tender mother, fiercely loyal friend, sensitive, sexy, fun loving, out going, gentle and someone who others enjoy having around. Id be happy with that lol
Mind you, another other that the girl caught on her best m8s CCTV throwing up would be bonus! :doh:
Aawwww, heres wishing you, Knight Rider and your lovely kids the very best of luck! Make sure you get yr internet connection sorted ASAP out there and stay in touch. We could be looking at our first French munch in about a years time?!
Good luck lass kiss
Quote by KitKat
lol Blue, when that blessed day arrives that I am strapped helpless to your sacrificial altar with my arse stuck in the air like a bicycle parking bay, and in the cunningly positioned mirror I am able to spy you emerging from the depths of the shadows wearing your multi-mega-sooper-dooper-pooper-shooter dildo - I can assure you I will very quickly achieve full blown hysteria! - Whether I am laughing, crying, or screaming for my mummy, remains to be seen!. confused
lhk
Kat

Will tickets be available for this? :twisted: :lickface: :bounce:
Quote by MikeNorth
At least the roads will be quieter for the next few weeks.

Unfortunately the buses and trains certainly won't be.. :cry:
Nor the supermarkets :cry: :cry: :cry: Taking mines bad enough but Ive got to put with other peoples kids too confused lol
First day of summer hols and i had to be up earlier than i am for school run to take my friends boy to hospital confused Mind you came back home and climbed back into bed for a few hours lol ..
Quote by leprechaun
i have checked cctv and a close friend of mine is defo in focus shall we say throwing up the question is what do i do with it now

:uhoh: redface :uhoh: redface :uhoh: redface
Trust you, the first time ive been really sick from alcohol (due to dodgy drink at club) and YOU get the CCTV confused Ill have to change my appearance if I want to go back in a few weeks time rolleyes
Quote by leprechaun
Im never drinking again.....esp after finding out my m8s club has CCTV footage of me being rather ill :uhoh: Well until next time that is..... wink

this video footage will b available from monday evening feel free to pm the little green whore with email address for a copy to be sent to u
leprechaun now feels that a kick in the bollox is awaiting next time a close friend meets him :twisted: wink
OOooo its all coming back to me now, just remembered it was the dodgy whisky you served me that pushed me over the edge!! Yr fault!
Quote by leprechaun
i have the video of how bad genhertscpl ende up lol
feckin hell i have seen some sights in my time in my job but lordy lord genherts all i can say is brill chunder babe

Thats the last time im dragging you into your tent, when u get shit faced and laying face down eating grass in a Cornwall field :twisted:
Quote by leprechaun
Im never drinking again.....esp after finding out my m8s club has CCTV footage of me being rather ill :uhoh: Well until next time that is..... wink

this video footage will b available from monday evening feel free to pm the little green whore with email address for a copy to be sent to u
leprechaun now feels that a kick in the bollox is awaiting next time a close friend meets him :twisted: wink
bastard! smackbottom smackbottom smackbottom smackbottom smackbottom smackbottom Im gonna set Blue on you!
kiss
Quote by bluexxx
I've got to say that the southern SHers REALLY showed to stamina last night - I'm well impressed........ Mrs Genherts.... I bet you had a hangover today, didn't you :haha: ...

You are sooooooooooooo right there Blue redface I was still on my feet until 7am, when we finally submitted and fell into bed. I knew that Judys bottle of wine was dodgy, was so ill later rolleyes confused
But hey, had a brill night, esp giggling with you about our wobblyness pmsl!
Luckily i didnt have to drive home, i slept the whole way from Manchester, and im off to bed in a min too lol.
Until next time u guys kiss
Quote by wild rose and the stag
anyone at the manchester social last night brave enough to answer??????????? lol

redface redface redface redface
Im never drinking again.....esp after finding out my m8s club has CCTV footage of me being rather ill :uhoh: Well until next time that is..... wink
Mistress Sassy, thanks soooooooooooo much for being my drunken mate for the evening and keeping me on my feet, despite being well on yr way yrself!! kiss Had a brill evening, thanks to everyone for an absolutely great night.
Quote by KitKat
I am so shitfaced!
And , my employers paid for it all - apart from the zambukas.
Tune,, you were last in here, fancy a shag?
lhk
Kat
and now Kat is going to bed rolleyes if I can manage to make his chicken legs negotiate the stairs, otherwise it will be the kitchen floor for him rolleyes lol lol lol Kitxxxxx

Lol ive just been told in PM yr shitfaced lol wink
Drunk in charge of a PC is a spanking offence you know wink :giggle:
Quote by HarryJones
Harry you will find me...........
just look for the shy timid young guy in the corner with no friends,
MikeC

I thought I was looking in a mirror!!lol That sounds just like me.
In case my shyness kills me tomorrow, can GenHertsCpl please say hello to me, as I have seen your posts so often and can't place you.
I won't be at the pub pre-meet as I am temporarily banned by my doctor from drinking sad
So see you all at Rio's about 1ish - Look for a dithery blonde haired bloke not sure of what he is doing - thats me.
Regards
Harry Jones
OK, will do Harry, will you be the one in yr flap cap in the jacuzzi? lol wink
Quote by touchtonelizzie
Its me the other half of lizzi
thought i'd pop in and add this if this not what gets in here let me know wink
A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for Social Security.
The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. "I will have to go home and come back later." The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." So he opens his shirt revealing curly silver hair. She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me" and she processed his Social Security application.
When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social security office. She says, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too."
OK just thought it might make someone smile redface redface

Very good!! pmsl lol
Quote by Marcuso
NOo he has lovely knees............... I've seen them lol

Shhhhhhhhhhh Sarah,he'll be all big headed too :!:
A big thank you to Sarah, a lady who knows class when she sees it..lol
And to PeBbLeS....you'll be going over my knee you naughty girl :twisted: smackbottom
PS Sarah...do my shoes that I wore at the MK meet class as RED even thought thet're a kind of cross between orange and terracotta?? dunno
OMG not THOSE shoes confused They are the reason im avoiding showing my face in a certain pub in MK confused redface
Quote by Red(RHG)
Well ! ........ If I could find one over here like some the American ones I would most definately have a play, but all I have seen over here (no insult intended) is that they still look like truckies in womens clothes, (I`m gonna get shouted at for that, redface I know I am. but its just an observation, what I have personally seen up to now. Sorry!!!)
Other than that I have to agree some TS`s can be very horny and a real turn on. :rascal:

truckers ffs rolleyes some ts over here would blow your socks off, but i doubt they would touch you with a barge pole.
most blokes i see look fooking gopping but i dont tar them with the typical slob comment.
im sick of hearing that nearly all ts look like truckers i know quiet alot that would put women to shame in fact i know lots of genetic females that look like truckers.
what does a trucker look like anyway ? ive seen some really fit truckers and ive also seen some bloody ugly truckers.
your comment was abit daft really to be honest.
do i look like a trucker? do i balls.

Ooooooh I've missed that face
Any chance of a cock pic then? rolleyes
Mwah
Cathy x
Only a Pic! rolleyes
If you ask REALLY nicely, she may even go on cam wink :silly:
ps. hows the tan coming on Cathy? kiss
Quote by MrGenHertsCpl
OK OK i know im a married man but SHE's off out this Saturday, leaving me free rein of the house, the laptop flipa , the Pimms, and whatever else i want to do lol
So if any of you ladies or couples fancy getting together, drop me a line. We do have some ads, so you can get the gist of what Im looking for from there.... smile
Im a decent sort and can be verified as being a good guy by a number of ppl in here redface lol

OOiiii you, you can keep yr hands of my Pimms:@ Anyone can have my hubby, just not the Pimms! :giggle: Just make sure you have a good time and return him in a reasonable condition please lol