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Cassiopeia
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 56
Straight Male, 61
0 miles · England

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Hiya, we will be up in Manchester that weekend for our best friends birthday, so doubt we will be able to come and mingle, BUT if you would let us have any details and we will try and pop our head into the bushes after dropping kids off at sitter lol Like i said its unlikely we will find the time, so have a good one lol
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Wooo hoooo, a night out with the Munch Whores......... can't wait lol lol lol lol lol

Very tempted to say 'It takes one to know one' however, this girl has more armoury than the US marines. She throws uninvited male guests down hotel stairs too, just for practise. I feel completely enveloped in safety when out and about with her, little gem, Sassy and Leprechaun.
A formidable and scary combination to be with but extremely comforting at at the Village takeaway. Speaking of Lep where the hell is my enchanting minder? Anyone seen him lately?
Judy

Hes around, but been a busy bee with work and RL etc. :high-smile:
Wasnt quite so disgusting at the Milton Keynes Bowl, but as the toilets were disgusting and the queues were huge, the woodland surrounding was being used as communal toilets! Have to admit, yes I did pee in there, but i didnt fall over nor was i pissed, just desperate for a wee! redface
The friend I was with went in there too, and in the stupid frame of mind i was in, got my phone out to take a snap shot but somehow ended up with a video of him peeing rolleyes :crazy:
Black clouds after sunshine
torment after pleasure
struggle to retain my grip
a wasted chance lost again
a fleeting moment, in a blink
i can feel myself sink
fighting to catch my breath
only to drown again.....
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If I hijack again, what happens ??????????

You will be kidnapped to deepest, darkest Herts and used as our sex slave for EVER!!! smackbottom wink
ps. in the meantime, im off as ive got some work to do :twisted: wink
Yes BUT you hijacked with me last time.............
True rolleyes OK i think that makes us both slaves then.......oh well, its a dirty job but someones gotta do it wink
Quote by Sarah
If I hijack again, what happens ??????????

You will be kidnapped to deepest, darkest Herts and used as our sex slave for EVER!!! smackbottom wink
ps. in the meantime, im off as ive got some work to do :twisted: wink
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Please note:-
This is the 'other' southern trollop, not me (this one is 5' 7" and blond)
rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao :rotflmao
However I must agree with her description of them!!! :smug: :smug:

Well Sarah, this southern Trollop needs reinforcements tonight so you can come and be the 'other' trollop here wink
If not, ill get ya next week :twisted:
Yeah, just as long as they havent knicked yr avatar too! lol
Glad to see you back hun.
J xx
Hi Kelly, sounds like fun, cant get over there today, but sounds like it would be worth a detour to get directions back home! lol
Have fun....xxx
Hiya Sarah
Sorry to mess you about, but can we now come please, we have been messed about and now have the weekend free.
lol Would be good to see you again Sarah and have a chin wag...... kiss
Well im on my way to rescue Miss_Red, It was sooooo funny they way she played with my helmet yesterday, its gotta be worth the trip! wink lol
OK so it was a Darth Vadar Voice changing Helmet! .....
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3G is the betamax of the mobile phone world :-)

that was a bit harsh.... betamax was the bomb!!!!
I kept mine... if i keep that and my 8 track cassette.... it is bound to come back eventually....
i have not given up on that C5 yet either!!! mark my words!!!!!
smile smile smile smile smile
^^^^^^^^He says typing away on his Commodore 64 rolleyes
Message here for you from hubby:-
Look in MCN, look for PartFinders, and if you phone them up and tell them what u require, they email 50 breakers with yr requirements, and those breakers phone you back with a price. The call is a bit dearer that the standard rate, but worth it.
Hope this helps... lol
Hi Jo
Ive not been to this club, and I think its still a fair old trek from Stansted, but you could find out about the Blue Lagoon in Dagenham Essex. Theres already a thread about it:-
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/50148.html
xx
Just catching up on a few things in SH having been away. Have many people paid up yet as i dont want to pay and then find that only 3 of us turn up rolleyes Ill pay this week anyway! smile
Also camping has been mentioned, has anything been sorted about where we will camp?
Looks like a good turn out Sarah, will definately be at the next one, sorry we cant make this one :cry:
Oh well, have a few sandwiches for me lol
xxxx
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Cleanliness is essential but smells are relative as science has proofed. A lot of it is suggest to us by the industry to sell there products. Do not forget that all the expensive smells have one main ingredient and that is ambra, the throw up (puke) of a wales stomag content. We put so much artificial stuff on us the the body looses his natural
defences. That is why we have so many allergies and hay fever nowadays.
Science has discovered that the smell of a washed (just with normal soap, no artifical smells) vagina arouses men much more than the suffacating smell of most parfumes or body lotions.
One piece of proof is that I washed my hair every day for many years and now most of it has gone.

Thats true to an extent, but there are smells and there is hygiene! Was with a guy once who could have done with a wash first, but i just got on with it.....rather put up with it than hurt that guys feelings and make us both embarrassed rolleyes I did tell him in a convo not long afterwards and he told me off for not saying anything afterwards lol. redface
Just got back from a fantastic day in London with my best friend and our families, we went to the London Eye where my hubby noticed the girl on another capsule wasnt wearing any knickers!! :twisted: Trust him to notice.....he obviously wasnt looking at the skyline! rolleyes
Lol for months ???? rolleyes rolleyes
I had you at 'Hello'!
As for swinging, disgusting, immoral, loose living pervs with nothing better to do with their time! :twisted:
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Personally i think swinging is a disgusting pass-time!!
These people have no morals and should be publicly humiliated for undermining the very fabric of not just of this great land of ours but that of the whole of human society too.
Sites such as this should be closed down and all those deviants who are registered should be made to do some community service in recompense.

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Im currently reading Long Way Round...cos I love bikes, Ewan McGregor, travel, Charley Boorman, bikes, adventures and did i mention bikes? :twisted:
Im still stunned. We have not long got home as we have been in Somerset this week and the first we knew was a phone call from a friend telling us the news, that a bomb has gone off near the hotel hes supposed to be staying in this weekend.....yeah right....stop messing i thought, thats not a nice joke :shock: No joke.....serious. Still cant take it in, the tube lines and route that I take on a regular basis have been attacked, the exact line i took my 3 yr old son on, to meet up with a friend for lunch in London. The possibility of this attack happening whilst travelling with my son has hit home hard, as this has happened to someone on Thursday.
We had to make a few phone calls but when we got home found we had some phone calls from people wondering where we were, knowing we are close to where the attacks have taken place and that we are regular tube travellers.
We had planned to meet up with friends this Saturday for the REM concert in Hyde Park but thats been cancelled, we will still travel in and meet up for drinks at Covent Garden or somewhere. Im still waiting to hear if the London Eye will be running on Sunday, as I had booked tickets for us and our friends to go on. Such a sad and dispicable event, but I for one wont be made to retreat to a hole by terrorism.
Hugs for all those affected in anyway.....
:love:
Equi, its very hard at times, i can honestly say that ive had some very stressful jobs, yet i didnt know what patience was until i had my kids, the ultimate test of character and strength. banghead
I definately struggle at times, but dont beat myself up about it, im only human after all. Must say thougth, there are times where ive really bellowed at the kids something terrible, and then they suddenly realise i mean business. Maybe they need to see how far they have pushed me to learn to act and behave in a proper manner? rolleyes
They look great hun, but i agree, give up the fags, they are causing the wrinkles!
BTW theres a really good product by Molton Brown that plumps up lips, its like a lip gloss but does have some kind of reaction, so my friend told me anyway, costs about £60 but worth it she said.
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well for all you bug heads my car is been shown for the 1st time at bugjam so any 1 going give the little green whore on tour a shout and we can arrange to meet and have a cheeky tin and talk about rides we have had lol

Dont forget, I'll have to give you a hand cleaning it before the show! wink

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