Shame I didnt see it before our meal out!! :twisted: lol 
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God I got excited when i saw the title too!! Shame I didnt see it before our meal out!! :twisted: lol
Shame I didnt see it before our meal out!! :twisted: lol Join the most popular community of UK swingers now
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Cassiopeia
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 56
Straight Male, 61
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Quote by Libra+Love
I started the week with Rachel-Lane staying over, but as the week goes by she's slowly turning into Leprecaun.
What the fuck is going on here?
I need rescuing from this MAN
Help me!!!!!!
PMSL! MAN?? Now yr in trouble!
Keys in hand hun, car full of petrol, bag of supplies ready for Rache BUT the big question is, who needs rescuing more?!
HHmmmm.......think I'll just kidnap the both of you and run away to the SH Commune :bounce: :cheers:
xxxxxxxxx
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Quote by blonde
So, who's been to Lakeside and lost their car in a Car Park ???
and it wasn't me............ We were in his car !!!!
I am worried could this be the start of senile dementure ?
I have I have!! Learnt now and I always park in the covered car park near the service entrance now, always park in the same area!
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OOPPSS...just been told off on messenger for double booking ourselves for this and a friends camping weekend at a VW Fest. It will be his cars first Show outing and hope its going to win a prize, so want to go and support him. Its really a gorg car and cant wait to see it!
Oh well, next time Sarah .....xxxx
Oh well, next time Sarah .....xxxx
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Oh yes i forgot to thank Jim for the tea, having to drive home meant only one mudshake, and tons of Jims tea the rest of the time Thanks hun. xx
Thanks hun. xx Sex God
Thanks for a great day, was so nice to be able to sit and chat with you guys, get to know you all better.
Ill still standing, so Wishys cooking isnt that bad after all
Hope to see you all again soon :rose:
ps. Anyone else notice how Libra invites us all round for a BBQ, then disappears to shops (in France possibly by the length of time she took ) just when the BBQ needs setting up, rolls and salad need preparing etc. Typical of her 
Ill still standing, so Wishys cooking isnt that bad after all
Hope to see you all again soon :rose:
ps. Anyone else notice how Libra invites us all round for a BBQ, then disappears to shops (in France possibly by the length of time she took
) just when the BBQ needs setting up, rolls and salad need preparing etc. Typical of her Sex God
Just got back, bloody shattered lol. Had to get away cos of the sitters but thanks to Chardonnay and MrD for a great night and for organising this event. Also thanks to everyone who turned up, was a very enlightening evening and buckets of fun lol.
See some of you tomorrow....oh no....later today i mean! 
Off to get some shut eye!
xxxxx
See some of you tomorrow....oh no....later today i mean!
Off to get some shut eye!xxxxx
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I wear one on my left ankle, love em....but mines currently broken :cry:
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Well just go in from the Essex munch, and now that Rachel has introduced me to the delights of Guiness and Tia Maria, i decline to answer this thread until tomorrow 
PS. rachel, i prefer to drink my drinks, and NOT WEAR THEM!! :doh: :giggle:
luv ya really!!
PS. rachel, i prefer to drink my drinks, and NOT WEAR THEM!! :doh: :giggle:
luv ya really!!
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Woo Hoo Rache!! See you tonight hun!!
PS. I didnt get a PM but Chardonnay did mention to me where it was anyway....just want to make sure our names down so we get let in at the door!!
xxx
PS. I didnt get a PM but Chardonnay did mention to me where it was anyway....just want to make sure our names down so we get let in at the door!!
xxx
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Quote by Sarah1448
Room for a little 'un ??
Not going out in the feckin sun tho'uch:
I guess you can come, no sun for you though, did you get too much at the weekend?
Need some after sun rubbing in Dammie?
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Quote by leprechaun
oh shite finaly going to miss 1 but will be in good company me thinks
have a great nite
Same here, cant make it :cry:
BUT Yes you wil be in good company Leps, we are gonna have a quality night AGAIN! lol Me cant wait
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Quote by MISSCHIEF
(more substance in that mod? eh?)
Well yeh!
Darn site better than just being ordered to "Discuss" Hmmm better than sex eh ............ Laughing, that uncontrolable laughter which starts right in your belly and just bubbles up to hysterics
It doesn't happen very often and it's not something you can plan - in fact it usually happens right at the most awful of times...Like when your cousin has just electrocuted herself on the food mixer :shock:
Like when discussing perfume with a colleague and she innocently asks you to smell her Lou Lou :shock:
Like when you find out why the guys nickname is Purple
(cos he had a stutter and his name was Paul )........... Not funny, but then uncontrolable laughter always comes at the most unappropriate of times And of course too many things to mention while watching the kids grow up, learn and put their take on things
Yep, gimme laughter any day ........... I just wish it could be at more appropriate times
Oh im in total agreement with u there Misschief!
Like the time i had to drive home recently in a convertible car with a rat cage on my head cos it wouldnt fit in the small car, nearly wet my knickers!
Also another feeling that beats sex is when a friend is down and your able to help them, make then laugh etc, as i did yesterday when tellling them about the new party trick they taught my 3yr old son, I heard him ask his big sister to pull his finger and then he blew a raspberry pretending to fart
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Todays Sods Law:
Waited weeks to get to hairdressers with the kids.
Did my sons hair.......fine.
Doing my daughters hair and..........found a lice
They finished her hair but.....
SAID THEY COULDNT DO MINE COS THEY HAD TO STERILISE SCISSORS!! :doh:
Oh the joys of kids (and teachers on here will know all about the lice problem!) LittleGem, do u know what yr letting yourself in for here!
Waited weeks to get to hairdressers with the kids.
Did my sons hair.......fine.
Doing my daughters hair and..........found a lice
They finished her hair but.....SAID THEY COULDNT DO MINE COS THEY HAD TO STERILISE SCISSORS!! :doh:
Oh the joys of kids (and teachers on here will know all about the lice problem!) LittleGem, do u know what yr letting yourself in for here! Sex God
Quote by cuddly-catlin
Come on there be sensible you lot no a real suggestion from the lot of you. Im going to complain to "back street heroes" if you dont all behave. Should I be wary of Viv, please sir. Asthetic to describe a bike, well its original. Gaz. Peace and love to all (except scooter riders and hairdryers)
naughtynymphos1 suggestion for GenHertsCpl to show her pics was a sensible suggestion dont you think
lmao u was just going to put a post up saying i was being serious :evil2:
:giggle:
Ok ok, pic is winging its way to Caitlins and NN's PM box....im too shy and retiring to post it on here!
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Quote by dambuster
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:cheers:
Can anybody guess how I'm feeling right now?
And what I'm looking forward to?
Someones a happy bunny!
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Quote by mistress_sassy
And then you can invite you're old mate sassy to dinner too, all on expenses (his) of course. That may teach him some manners, and well if not, I think we may just be able to do that in other ways, don't you hun? :twisted:
Teach him some manners? pmsl, your asking for a lot there!! Just had a fabulous weekend in Cornwall, he bought us a gorg dinner in a bistro overlooking a newquay beach, even hired a Mercedes ML350 (which he let me drive..and im in love now) good conversation, all relaxing together, another world away from life as we know it....and guess what??
He farted on way out the door
:uhoh: Some things never change...........but i dont want them too either :thrilled:
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Quote by naughtynymphos1
the bit i never understand is british gas can provide cheeper gas and leccy than scottish power, npower can provide cheeper than bother of these two and yorkshire leccy can beat the lot of them on prices and they all have a bit of paper work to prove it lol so who is the god damn cheepest lol
Yes NN, makes you wonder doesnt it, someones lying!
Oh I bloody hate it when they ring yr doorbell to try and 'sell' you their electricity. Had one guy last week do that, told him wasnt interested and shut the door. He only came back 2 hours later
WHY??? :doh: And another time one knocked on my door, told me he wasnt a salesman, just wanted to 'ADVISE' be about other electricity suppliers....ie. hes a salesman! TWAT! lol Didnt hear any more of the conversation and I shut the door......
One of the main reasons why I hate it when they disturb us at home, is because in the final months of my mums life, she was in a wheelchair and took her ages to get to the door, all that effort to find it was a saleman!!
ho hum...
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Love harleys, they are very asthetically (blimey....hark at me ) pleasing!
BUT as for real riding at speed etc, they arent the best to be on.
ps. got some saucy pics taken on hubbys bike!
Can now hear her PM box kick into action...lol
) pleasing!BUT as for real riding at speed etc, they arent the best to be on.
ps. got some saucy pics taken on hubbys bike!
Can now hear her PM box kick into action...lol
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I agree with you there NN, it can be very annoying when u get constantly get stopped and asked if i want this, that or other....BUT...I stop and think and i always say no thank you because I think that that person so easily could be me......
What if my circumstances changed (god forbid) and the only job i could take to fit around my 3 school runs a day was to canvas the streets I look at those people with respect cos I know they would prefer a much better job, but for one reason or another, they have had to take this option, they have swallowed their pride and are doing their bit to bring in an income, instead of sitting at home on their backsides moaning.
Well done to them, but i do agree some are bloody pushy!!
What if my circumstances changed (god forbid) and the only job i could take to fit around my 3 school runs a day was to canvas the streets
I look at those people with respect cos I know they would prefer a much better job, but for one reason or another, they have had to take this option, they have swallowed their pride and are doing their bit to bring in an income, instead of sitting at home on their backsides moaning.Well done to them, but i do agree some are bloody pushy!!
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Hope the weather is good on that day, they have an outside sunbathing area :thumbup: No tan lines! :bounce:
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Quote by LadyFeeBee
Got to be John Frieda - Brilliant Brunette
Fee
XX
Same here, use Brilliant Brunette too, the Shine Release one, not Volumising one, id look like Crystal Tips if i did!!
:shock: Sex God
Thats not fair!! Waaayyy too many bloody excellent memories to be able to choose just one!
Now ask me which one id like to get rid of and thats easy.... :cry:
Now ask me which one id like to get rid of and thats easy.... :cry:
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I think its a combination of the two...meglomaniac and cow....to get where she has got..bt being passive and laid back, she wouldnt have the drive, ambition and determination to get where shes got.
Followed her since her first few singles and went to her concerts at Wembley, so such showmanship and more energy than ive ever had!
Love her or hate her, think you need to admire her business acumen. :!:
Followed her since her first few singles and went to her concerts at Wembley, so such showmanship and more energy than ive ever had!
Love her or hate her, think you need to admire her business acumen. :!:
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Quote by tallnhairy
Bananna, whipped cream, well placed strawberry and stand em on a chair to eat it infront of the entire resteraunt... oldie but goodie.
Cousin had a great time with a TShirt from somewhere covered in 100 things to do, she acheived most of them :twisted:
Have a look in Ann Summers if you get time, im sure they have a t-shirt in there that has a list of tasks they have to accomplish printed on it, if not, just make up your own..such as, get a guy to buy u a drink, snog a guy (easy one), get a guy to give you his pants...etc :twisted:
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Quote by ChairmanMiaow
I was camping with my girlfriend at the weekend and she was being quite "loud" in the tent at night
Snap!! Did the same here on a rather quiet naturist camp site in Cornwall, mind you, got lots of good mornings and smiles the next day...and got chatting to an over friendly woman in the toilets!
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Some irish little green mischievious fella, has bought my 3 yr old the CD, wouldnt mind, but his timing was immaculate, we had a 5/6 hour journey home from Cornwall to Herts! :doh: :shock:
Thank god he fell asleep!:giggle:
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Quote by morbiusUK
Yes this is normal.....just ask Leprechaun..the bugger!! :twisted:
From what i hear thats very much the case of pot and kettle there :shock:
.................And you can shut up!! As if id do something like that!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Yes this is normal.....just ask Leprechaun..the bugger!! :twisted: :giggle:
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