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Cassiopeia
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 55
Straight Male, 60
0 miles · England

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Quote by the_Laird

Will that do?

For starters wink
Now turn around please? :twisted:
Oii
you know I dont do cock shots......... innocent
bolt
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<comes screeching in, camera ready in hand........zooms across room in front of The Laird, snapping away..........and runs to MSNM to send to Kit :twisted:
Quote by Cassiopeia
Anyway, im moaning about selfish people today, ive been playing waitress to a friend whos staying for the week, airport runs, entertaining, cooking, drinks, washing up along with running around after my kids and school runs etc, and shes done absolutely nothing, not even come with me on school runs! All shes done is pinch my laptop to chat to friends on msn, whilst im busy running around after her! When we went shopping she didnt even contribute to the food with a few bits and pieces and knows we arent made of money as we have four of us living off one wage! When i arrive at her house, i bring bags of shopping, and also treated them all (4 in her family) to fish and chips one evening. Shes bought 2 bags of maltesers this week confused We also decided to go to the cinema last night and who paid for that......ME!
Then to top it off, shes gone to meet a mutual friend for lunch, but made it clear i wasnt invited, BUT made sure i ran her to another town so SHE could get some money out (where i paid for parking!!) then dropped off at station! mad
Oh yeah, she also said she'll text me when she needs picking up again! :x :x :x
Well im off to the bathroom to see if I can scrub the MUG off my forehead.......... :doh:
Roll on Saturday where i will be with REAL friends..... wink

Back to this one again im afraid..... :x
Thought the end of the week was nigh, when I had to drop off my friend at Stansted at 7:40pm Thurs, traffic was a bit heavy but id left early so we had spare time. Sitting in traffic, i happened to say that this was why we left early, to which she replies, yeah but ive only got 20 mins to get there????? Turns out she had given me the LATEST possible time she had to be there, not the time that check in opened :doh:
Needless to say, she missed the flight, i had to drive her back to mine and then drive her back again at 5am this morning.............. banghead GGrrrrrr
Quote by MikeNorth
Newbie my foot. We welcome you with all our herts. wink

SSShhhhhhh Mike, the others are still working it out, i can hear the cogs churning lol
Woo Hoo, look whos hit the big time with over 1000 posts, unbelieveable really, seeing as half of his posts need decyphering wink
luv ya really :kick: kiss
Quote by Kit
Hello you xxxx
I did say that would be hard to spell rolleyes
Hope you read all the instructions or you may find yourself on the end of one of these smackbottom

OOooo if only! :bounce:
Well that didnt take long for some of you to work it out did it!! :roll: :wave2:
wink
Hard to spell?? just call me Cassie then lol
kiss
Hiya, just wanted to say hi, and introduce myself.....im a newbie here, so please be very very gentle with me............ wink kiss
Quote by markz
Not sure im going to make this now...........im not feeling well and also cant get a sitter at the mo........... MrGHC will still be there.
:cry:

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
AAwww thanks Mark, at least someone would miss me rolleyes biggrin wink
Plans have changed thou, im dosed up on Sudafed/hot toddys and have since got a sitter!! lol
Velvet touch, i very nearly was thinking the same until I got my sitter, im more than happy for you to bring your little one along, after all this is just a social, with a bunch of 'yet to meet' friends. Im sure a lot of the people going are parents and completely understand the situation and would also be happy with this.
Anyone else comment???? confused:
Quote by bluexxx
Due to the odd cancellation here and there, and due to the fact that I actually hadn't got that many people booked in anyway rolleyes ... I have some free time in Dec......... If you want a shag, come and get it :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
:rascal:

Ive not cancelled, im reliable as ever.............. :twisted:
Not sure im going to make this now...........im not feeling well and also cant get a sitter at the mo........... MrGHC will still be there.
:cry:
Quote by OneoftheDamned4ever
How can anyone not be effected by Genherts sexy rump? :twisted:

Why, thank you kind sir redface wink biggrin
We cant attend this one but just want to wish you all a smashing time!!!
kiss
ps. did i really say 'smashing?' Ive obviously been watching Wallace and Grommit wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy to much lol!! :crazy:
Quote by naughtynymphos1
Why does MrGHC drain the colander upside down? confused

Coz he is a bloke doing the washing up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol :lol:
excuse me :shock:
say that again?? :shock: :shock:
bloke doing the washing up you say? :shock:
and your moaning cause of the way he puts stuff on the draining board? :lol2:

Ooooh i train my men well NN wink whip
do you want mine for a cpl weeks then? :lol:
Go on then, could do with a laugh! :evil2: smackbottom
only kidding Sleazy.... kiss
Quote by naughtynymphos1
Why does MrGHC drain the colander upside down? confused

Coz he is a bloke doing the washing up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol :lol:
excuse me :shock:
say that again?? :shock: :shock:
bloke doing the washing up you say? :shock:
and your moaning cause of the way he puts stuff on the draining board? :lol2:

Ooooh i train my men well NN wink whip
Quote by Sarah
Why does MrGHC drain the colander upside down? confused

Coz he is a bloke doing the washing up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol :lol:
PMSL, true, at least hes doing it i suppose!!
OOhh just had an idea, you guys ever gone dogging with yr van? You could make a killing afterwards! :!:
Quote by Serendipity
Ooh Mrs GHC, how did I end up under you then ? :rascal:

Lol well seems a good idea to me, put the first smile on my face today!! :twisted:
Wednesday December 15th 2049, ill be 79.
Wont bother with Xmas pressies that year thou!
Quote by well_busty_babe
doctors!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my rant today is about doctors.. or more acurately their receptionists!
i have a am appointment and so get there at , i wait and wait and wait till finally i get called in at
not once do i compalin.. except in my mind.
i then have a appointment for the following week, but unfortunatley turn up at
i then get told by the receptionist that as i am late the doctor will have to keep me waiting!
ffs, whats new then?

That really pees me off too WBB. Especially if I have my son with me who has the attention span of a gnat and gets bored easily! We waited so long once that he ended up wanting to go to the loo.........and whilst in there, whos name was called whilst in the loo?! rolleyes Came out and the receptionist said id missed it so let the next person go in first.... evil GGrrr
Anyway, im moaning about selfish people today, ive been playing waitress to a friend whos staying for the week, airport runs, entertaining, cooking, drinks, washing up along with running around after my kids and school runs etc, and shes done absolutely nothing, not even come with me on school runs! All shes done is pinch my laptop to chat to friends on msn, whilst im busy running around after her! When we went shopping she didnt even contribute to the food with a few bits and pieces and knows we arent made of money as we have four of us living off one wage! When i arrive at her house, i bring bags of shopping, and also treated them all (4 in her family) to fish and chips one evening. Shes bought 2 bags of maltesers this week confused We also decided to go to the cinema last night and who paid for that......ME!
Then to top it off, shes gone to meet a mutual friend for lunch, but made it clear i wasnt invited, BUT made sure i ran her to another town so SHE could get some money out (where i paid for parking!!) then dropped off at station! mad
Oh yeah, she also said she'll text me when she needs picking up again! :x :x :x
Well im off to the bathroom to see if I can scrub the MUG off my forehead.......... :doh:
Roll on Saturday where i will be with REAL friends..... wink
Quote by markz
who we playing against biggrin

Girls vs boys ? ...............nah we'd whoop yr asses! whip smackbottom
Quote by Osmosis
Woohoo! :bounce:
4 more days biggrin
Just hope my hockey skates get here in time innocent lol

Hockey skates :shock:
4 days!! Exciting aint it!! :thumbup: :thrilled:
Quote by MikeC
i am just a tart

Tell us something we didnt know!!
And Mark, stop editing my posts! lol wink
Quote by devondelight
1. Never ending barrel of Guinness
2. Never ending Torch
3. Banana wink
DD

DD, Cucumbers are better, they dont get mashed so quick :wink: :giggle:
I know we already pm'd but just wanted to say how much of a support you have been to myself, whilst you were going through this hun. Thank You so much. lol
kiss xxxx
Quote by markz
what did it say biggrin

Lol Mark, it said
Hi Tulip! Watch out for that Markz, hes a nosey bugger and a right perv! wink
Well I know their efforts didnt have anything to do with us, but i still want to nominate them:-
MrTigs
Kbuk
Read this thread:- http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/64452.html
I only hope that should we ever fall flat on our face, we have friends as supportive as this.
:love:
MMmmmm can someone make sure my head stays above the water, im nodding off here, had a late night...errr morning! lol drinkies