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Cassiopeia
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 56
Straight Male, 61
0 miles · England
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Sex God
Quote by Calista
Can i be inspected pluuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrse!! :twisted:
ooooooohh happily ... get yourself into this jacuzzi ..... have a word with tallnhairy and you could become an official inspector too .... :twisted:
Can i, can i, please pretty please?????
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Oooo I hate things like this, it undermines the friendly and good natured structure of these forums.
It does worry me thou as my hubby and I are fairly quiet at times until the right moment arises (yes i can be dancing on the bar with my knickers on my head along with the rest of em), but would this cause problems at future events? Would this make us appear unapproachable, i hope not!
Im sure you are a gentleman LC, maybe this is a case of chinese whispers or some misinterpreted conversation?
Hope this is all sorted soon hun :rose:
It does worry me thou as my hubby and I are fairly quiet at times until the right moment arises (yes i can be dancing on the bar with my knickers on my head along with the rest of em), but would this cause problems at future events? Would this make us appear unapproachable, i hope not!
Im sure you are a gentleman LC, maybe this is a case of chinese whispers or some misinterpreted conversation?
Hope this is all sorted soon hun :rose:
Sex God
Hi Jpf
As long as this idea has come from her and not yourself (planting ideas and all that), then it should be okay as along as u both heed any warning signs, she takes her time finding the right person and she isnt forced into it by yourself or the other girl.
For myself, it was the right person, at the right time, at the right place, it was completely left down to me to decide and it was a blast! It never caused us any problems whatsoever, because although i knew i had the blessing of my hubby, he didnt force me to be with the first girl we met.
Good luck, hope you all enjoy when it happens!
As long as this idea has come from her and not yourself (planting ideas and all that), then it should be okay as along as u both heed any warning signs, she takes her time finding the right person and she isnt forced into it by yourself or the other girl.
For myself, it was the right person, at the right time, at the right place, it was completely left down to me to decide and it was a blast! It never caused us any problems whatsoever, because although i knew i had the blessing of my hubby, he didnt force me to be with the first girl we met.
Good luck, hope you all enjoy when it happens!
Sex God
the most we have saved up in one go was approx. £300 but its been a few years and the bottle (a large plastic coke bottle) is nearly full again no
I usually bag them up a few bags at a time, and think my bank takes 10 bags at a time.....sure they groan when the see me coming!!
I usually bag them up a few bags at a time, and think my bank takes 10 bags at a time.....sure they groan when the see me coming!!
Sex God
God, so many songs i could list here, inc REM, Everybody hurts (going to their concert next year).
Having had low periods in my life, i have often listened to music to lift my spirit and change my mood from low to upbeat.
Christina Aquilera's Fighter and Beautiful are two songs that mean a lot to me at the moment thou :sparring: :rose:
Having had low periods in my life, i have often listened to music to lift my spirit and change my mood from low to upbeat.
Christina Aquilera's Fighter and Beautiful are two songs that mean a lot to me at the moment thou :sparring: :rose:
Sex God
Sooooo many i have loved this year, but one that seems to have become my Anthem, as where ever i go i hear it, pubs, clubs everywhere, and thats White Stripes, Seven Nation Army. Makes me want to throw my head back, sing out loud and dance till the cows come home!!
Sex God
Quote by leprechaun
ole reed (nuff said)(thanks genherts for the book)
Your very welcome hun, glad i know u well enough to select a book you'd enjoy!
Anyway, this is so hard to choose!!
My choice would be
My mum (died 1995)
My dad (died 1992)
My best friend
My hubby
Famous ppl though, id choose
Norman Wisdom (i adore the man!!)
Anthony Kiedis from Red Hot Chili Peppers (to feast the eyes)
Princess Diana
Graham Norton
Thats off the top of my head at the mo, very hard to pick those thou.
Sex God
I enjoy watching (and playing on rare occasions) footie but wish it was like the days of Busbies Babes, and not like it is today, its all about sponsorship, transfers, wages and takeovers, and not so much about the skills or fun of family football.
Having said that, i think Man U 2-0 .....
I have to say Man U cos my best m8 has brainwashed my 3 yr old son into supporting Man U, even to the extent that he took him to Old Trafford on his 3rd birthday (yes the actual day) and bought him the new strip! Bless them both, they are both mad in the head and adore each other!
<<< my son and m8 in 15 yrs 
Having said that, i think Man U 2-0 .....
I have to say Man U cos my best m8 has brainwashed my 3 yr old son into supporting Man U, even to the extent that he took him to Old Trafford on his 3rd birthday (yes the actual day) and bought him the new strip! Bless them both, they are both mad in the head and adore each other!
<<< my son and m8 in 15 yrs Sex God
Could be because you have a tight fitting lid and if you also havent carved much out of the pumpkin, there isnt enough oxygen in the pumpkin for it to burn efficiently, hence it eventually goes out. My hubby does our, and his are the bollox as he is very arty, will try and find a pic of one somewhere.
I sounded rather intelligent before didnt i? Sorry, it wont happen again! :doh:
PS. isnt Halloween next weekend?
I sounded rather intelligent before didnt i? Sorry, it wont happen again! :doh:
PS. isnt Halloween next weekend?
Sex God
1. Bad/inconsiderate/ignorant drivers
2. People who are chatting to you, that then dont listen to what your saying
3. being served whilst the shopkeeper either chats on phone or to girl on next checkout about whats shes going to wear clubbing that night
2. People who are chatting to you, that then dont listen to what your saying
3. being served whilst the shopkeeper either chats on phone or to girl on next checkout about whats shes going to wear clubbing that night
Sex God
Quote by redstilletto
and the one with the song shaking your ass........oooooooooo
I like that one too because I love that track, its by Groove Armada who i have seen live and will see the New Year in with
:bounce: :thrilled: :taz: As for adverts, i used to like the You've been Tango'ed ads, probably because they appealled to my sick sense of humour, i cant stand any of those 'consolidate your loans' ads thou
I currently like those Yop adverts lol. Sex God
Cant you guys give a girl any peace, im just trying to chill out here and you keep snapping pics of me !!
Sex God
Quote by leprechaun
the leprechaun is winging his way down saturday for the shinanagans
can wonder round london wishing every 1 top of the mornin on my way home
Just as long as I dont find you face down in a field again hun (not that there are that many in London these days)
Im not dragging you to safety again!! :scared: What a scary thought! Sex God
Quote by da69ve
but being a good lad has never approached the tabloids despite being offered money. :angel:
Good on him, I would never dream of going to the press even though the person I slept with was a big household name, I slept with her because I fancied her not to make money out of it!
So we're not going to see you in The news of the World spread across two pages in suspenders and stocking telling us about your sexual encounter with you know who? :sad:
Well you may see me, but it wont have anything to do with my hubby!! My hubby has morals, i have a price :twisted:
ps. just kidding! :shock:
Sex God
We've had a fiddle under the blankets, but as for doing it in the tiny loo, where the previous guy pissed everywhere, didnt wash his hands then touched everything in sight........no thanks :undecided:
Sex God
i had a go at David Beckham about 3 years ago for parking in a disabled bay at our local Tescos, bloody cheek!! I was with my 2 yr old daughter and was also nearly two weeks overdue with my son and i managed to park in a regular Mother and Baby bay okay.
But hubby beats me hands down at meeting famous ppl, he works in the film & TV industry and gets to work one on one (ooeerrr!) with ALL the BIG BIG BIG names. Some of the stories he has told me, but being a good lad has never approached the tabloids despite being offered money. :angel:
But hubby beats me hands down at meeting famous ppl, he works in the film & TV industry and gets to work one on one (ooeerrr!) with ALL the BIG BIG BIG names. Some of the stories he has told me, but being a good lad has never approached the tabloids despite being offered money. :angel:
Sex God
:giveup: :giveup: :giveup: :giveup: Please.
we've not had a good week, but coming in here usually gives us something to smile about.
we've not had a good week, but coming in here usually gives us something to smile about.
Sex God
Add us both please, will confirm nearer the time cos of baby sitters but otherwise we are a def lol
AND NO IM NOT COMING IF ITS A 'DRESS LIKE YOUR AVATAR' :twisted:
AND NO IM NOT COMING IF ITS A 'DRESS LIKE YOUR AVATAR' :twisted:
Sex God
Last film we saw at the cinema was The Village, loved it, exactly my type of film.
Other than that we watch lots of kids films and today the little darlings wanted to watch Jurassic Park again!! Still, made a change from Ice Age, Shrek, or Lilo and Stitch (which i happen to love the music!!) lol
Other than that we watch lots of kids films and today the little darlings wanted to watch Jurassic Park again!! Still, made a change from Ice Age, Shrek, or Lilo and Stitch (which i happen to love the music!!) lol
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Take a look at this:
Its a fetish club and they hold nights at different venues, sometimes with play areas/rooms. It has a good mix of people from all walks of life, a great atmosphere, brill clubbing night out with a twist, and in my opinion better than the Sex Maniacs Ball in many ways.
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Its a fetish club and they hold nights at different venues, sometimes with play areas/rooms. It has a good mix of people from all walks of life, a great atmosphere, brill clubbing night out with a twist, and in my opinion better than the Sex Maniacs Ball in many ways.
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Sex God
Well despite a rather poor week, an exceptional friend has decided to buy our tickets for this event for us, so we can still go!! 
If anyone else is going, get in touch and we can see about meeting up down there!
xxx
If anyone else is going, get in touch and we can see about meeting up down there!
xxx
