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Cassiopeia
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 56
Straight Male, 61
0 miles · England

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Just got home after a lovely few days, I do feel like ive been driving the entire weekend thou confused Had a blast at the Ann Summers party and was good to put faces to names! Thanks to Angel for the invite xxxx
WBB, i hope your nipple is feeling better today, i got the full view and saw how far it stretched!! :shock: Good to see you got home okay, i was happy to drop you off hun.
Anyway, im now off to play with my new Clit Kit :twisted:
J xxx
PS. Alex, can you send over that pic of me pls, I might make it my new avatar just to make the rest see what they missed (ie. the lovely view of my white knicks under a black sexy number! NICE!) Oh well, at least it wasnt a greyish/white pair wink
Awww poor Neil hun, come to me babe, and you can take shelter within my protective bosom, mmmmm :twisted:
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Im off to the bi-fem party and seeing friends too, so im a happy bunny, a break from the kids, let Dad take the reins for a while! lol hehehehe :twisted:
Quote by neilinleeds
and genherts very nice! i best get ebaying hadn't i? don't think i could stand in them but plenty of time for practice yet! biggrin
neil x x x x ;)

Well your not pinching my boots, my bum yes! but not the boots, im a size 3 and dont think they will fit you hun!
rofl rolleyes
Quote by well_busty_babe
dave...that was using A roads u fool!
rolleyes

Think he took that route to source new dogging spots rolleyes lol
Quote by Libra-Love
Ah, so it's pretty you want? sad
We're bloody gorgeous down south hun lol

Here here Luv!! :giggle:
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Okay, let me explain....
She's married to him but sneaking round his back with his father's uncle's sister-in-law who has 5 cats and budgie and a parrot and is shacking up with the bloke she got the parrot from He's in denial about sucking and playing with the same sex but the postman lingers longer than required ifyou get where I'm coming from Anyway the postman's wife and 2 of their 5 boys caught a whiff of pappa's indiscretions and the one with the piercings tatoos and fag stained teeth the same one who got nicked when he gave that bloke what for in the pub for grassing him to his mate's sister's boyfriend' brother about the robbery at the newsagents.
Still with me?

I think ive just seen that episode on UK Gold?! :shock:
I know Blue and I are regular Ebayers, and often get a bargain. Got myself a lovely pair of platform boots for Satins party. I originally missed the bidding, but when I checked a few days later, they had been put back on at a much cheaper price of Buy It Now. So im a Happy Bunny, just got to sort out what im going to wear, get a sexy nurses outfit off Ebay i think lol. We must have a pic of all us girls in our uniforms, ready to get to 'work' :twisted:
Invite some people round for play time! lol :swingingchair:
Well at least when your mother says "just what is that stain on the sofa" you can smirk all you like!
Changing the subject a bit..lol....when ive not been well but just starting to recover, i become outrageously horny, does this happen to anyone else? lol :shock:
Personally, i think its down to the situation and whoever you are with, that makes it good or bad, not necessarily the kind of sex you are having, kinky straight whatever.
Im a bi fem but prefer men to be honest, but recently went to a spa with hubby and we played with another lovely couple, and guess what, the highlight of the evening was playing with her and her playing with me! Just goes to show that what you think you may prefer, may not always be the case..... :notes:
Have to admit, its not the quietest of vibros is it! :shock: Was playing with it whilst on the phone (no not phone sex lol) and the other person heard it and called me a dirty mare! pmsl
I didnt say you were just my drinking partner, that would be the biggest lie ever.
Thats just one of a million titles i could give you, but bestest bestest friend worship is one of the ones that covers a multitude of sins, and im not embarrassed to say that.....god cant u tell ive been at the vino, ive gone all soppy! But then you'd know all about that! lol
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I can't go, I'm barred for life :shock:

God, the more i get to know about you, the more i like you!! my kinda girl! smackbottom
Quote by SteveBucks
you get the movement from an electric toothbrush - just fill the bristles with soft latex (any art shop sells it) and off you go. Works on a ladies clit and her G-spot of she is lucky enough to have one.
Cheap, effective and when the man in customs finds it for that holiday trip or week on business:-) he is none the wiser.
Steve

"....And heres one I prepared earlier" :shock:
Lep, you cheeky boy!! drinkies passionkiss me drinking partner!
Have to admit the buttons on the Rabbit are a bit small and close together, keep pressing buttons when you dont want to, or doing things you dont want it to! lol
As much as we are looking forward to cuming (!) we are feeling apprehensive as most of you have all met before :shock: EEkkk
Tip: Posting only 2 days before you want to have a 'massive meet' isnt going to get you very far!
Mine would be Sally Sydney and hubby's would be Bruno Drive, both have kind of a ring to them!
Well, it was birthday last sunday and one of my pressies was a new Rampant Rabbit!! hip hip horray!! :bounce: I was well needed cos my other toys, werent just worn out, but falling apart! :shock:
BUT, today we had a sad day cos our white rabbit passed away (not too upset cos it was a viscious bugger) and our friend whos staying decided to buy the kids another one, a ickle cute grey female, 9 weeks old and sooooooooooo gorg!! :angel:
So Two new rabbits!! lol
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A short ode to my monitor!
Do not go gentle into that good night,
Monitors burn and blaze at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
Old friend, near death, who see with blinding sight
My screen shouldn't blaze like meteors then go grey,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

WOW Neil, with words like that, you could have this girl swooning and falliing at your feet unconscious! God knows what you would do in the meantime :twisted:
We have gone as a family to Studland Naturist beach, its a much nicer beach than Swanage too, cleaner, less crowded, no fag butts in sand. We stayed near the tea hut, and didnt venture to the quieter areas such as the dunes, and the kids had a brill day and made friends with other children there.
Its a shame that its reputation has put people off, because it really is a lovely beach, and as usual the few spolit it for the rest.
Just a quick thanks to Libra-Love, NeilinLeeds and Fabio for your gorgeous (and funny) birthday messages on the 3rd and the following day. Was lovely to find your PM waiting for me Libra, i know your birthday was the followng day, but was flattered that you had remembered :rose:
Next year maybe we can celebrate together in style, with a few select guests :twisted: lol