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Cassiopeia
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 56
Straight Male, 61
0 miles · England

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Quote by fruity1976
Cold be worse, could be running about the house with a large dildo!! confused

Hes done that two, and even turns it on!! :shock: Wouldnt mind, but i get through enough batteries as it is!!
Is it this club, Club Champagne, they vary their venues but have been in Wandworth

xx
Thanks Vix, someone else told me it was 3 Dog Night, but im too young to remember lol hehehe
Quote by J3diMast3r
My userid is obvious, I've been a huge fan since ... oh, just after you were possibly born :lol2:

After suffering decades of Star Wars with my other half, our 3 year old has cottoned on and runs around the house with light sabres and asks to watch Star Wars again!!
AArrgghhh, help me Obi Wan Kenobi, your my only hope!! rolleyes
PS. our is rather boring, Genuine Herts Couple confused
Quote by JudyTV
Never mind what I'd do! Just tell me which Halifax branch. wink

:P It was the one on the Corner of Marlket Street next to Coffee Nero in Piccadilly. :P
JudyTV
and i was only there a few weeks back mad
So many time wasters out there. Had few emails from women saying, "come and chat to me in here as i dont have MSN messenger" then directing me to another swinging site with a chatroom where you have to pay to email anyone!! No Thanks!!
Also currently talking to a 'female' who's ad said they wanted to meet, but seems she doesnt mind sending millions of pics to us, but in the end just want to see us on cam. Whats the probability the pics are not of her?!!
ho hum, onwards and upwards lol
Never heard it!! :shock:
You MUST have lol, the girls sung it on Sex and the City once!
You wish you had audio lol, you should see my dancing!! pmsl
Feeling tired and a bit fed up, so singing this to myself cos it always makes me feel better!
Thanks to Ghostie for emailing me the full lyrics! :thumbup: :bounce:
Jeremiah Was A Bullfrog Lyrics
by Credence Clearwater revival
Jeremiah was a bullfrog, he was good friend of mine.
I never understood a single word he said but I helped him
drink his wine. He always had some mighty fine wine.
Sing it Joy to the world...all the boys and girls now , joy to the fishies in the
deep blue sea and joy to you and me.
And if i were the king of the world ,
i tell you what i would do
Id throw away the cars and the bars in the world and id make sweet love
to you.
Sing it now : Joy the the world , all the boys and girls , joy
to the fishies in the deep blue sea , joy to you and me.
Yah know I love the ladies , love to have my fun ... Im a hard
knock flyer and a rain bow rider ... a strait shootin son of a gun , i
said a strait shootin sun of a gun.
Joy to the world , all the boys and girls , joy to all the
fishies in the deep blue sea , joy to you and me.
Joy to the world , all the boys and girls , joy to the world joy
to you and me
Joy to the world , all the boys and girls , joy to the fishies
in the deep blue sea joy to you and me.
Joy the the world , all the boys and girls , joy to the world ,
joy to you and me.
Joy to the world , all the boys and girls , joy to the world ,
joy to you and me.
Quote by manc83
Hi any f/couples want to have a bit of fun out tonight anytime after 11. 21 M Would love to watch or lead a hand. So send us a pm if your up for it

Only after huh?
Punctuality was never my strong point lol wink
If im that horny, i dont notice the cold, just wear a nice long warm coat with nothing underneath wink
Ive bought and sold tons of stuff on there, got my own little empire going now lol
Ive basically sold stuff to enable me to buy other junk! lol
Best buy was my PVC ball gown that i wore to Torture Garden in May, mmmmmmmmmm!
:twisted:
Where have you been CarrieAnn? Thought someone had kidnapped you and was using you as a sex slave (you jammy cow)!!
lol
Listening to Black Eyed Peas, Morrissey and Leanne Rimes a lot recently, but love Keane, Muse to mention a few.
PS. have u heard the Lets Get Retarded version of Lets Get It Started on BEP's album :shock: confused
Quote by RedHot
i was fueled by a deadly mix of coff syrup an wk blue wen i slipped an broke my ass bone dat was in jan

Uh! Could someone translate into English please?? Is it some kind of modern day get well wish for Voddy or what? dunno
Tracy-Jayne (who is glad she was taught grammar in the 70's) :grin:
I agree Red
I think he has text-iitis!
rolleyes
Im currently insured with Tescos, had a crash in January (oh boy what a start to the new year that was!) and they booked in my car for work the same day i phoned them, paid up with no problem and even the courtesy car was delivered and picked up too.
:thumbup:
Aaaawwww Dams pussy is sooooooooooooooo cute (if you get what i mean!!)
My flamming cat brings in frogs :shock:
Quote by Alexandra
Confused !
confused confused confused

Wow - looks like you are in a 5Some with GenHertsCpl & PetSue!!!!!!!!
Your place or ours?! :P
We could always bombard him with emails, saying how many friends we have made, how we delight in the preverse acts we perform :twisted: (in detail), and also how we all have a jolly good laugh at people like him, using his 'research' as a cover for his voyeurism and for getting his 'jollies' off, at least him reading all the emails will keep him out of harms way for a while!
I cant quite remember, but isnt there a saying that seems very appropriate about "he who protests the loudest"??
There have been a few posts recently about naturist beaches, so cant explain why yours was deleted.
Maybe theres another reason as to why your message was deleted, nothing to do with its content?
Im so sorry that the news wasnt good news, never give up hope thou, the human body and spirit is an amazing thing.
Hugs all round :love:
Foxy, just wondered how your friend was doing?? Any news? :rose:
Some good news for me anyway!! Having suffered PND on and off for 6 1/2 years now, ive finally just come off the meds. I was taking Seroxat tablets, which had bad bad BAD reports about it in press recently, such as severe problems when trying to come off it etc (which i found out about a year ago) and young people feeling suicidal because of the tablets not the depression.
I found a doctor who i told that i wanted to come off but the probems i had when i tried, and she moved me to Seroxat liquid, so came off very slowing, moving down from 10ml to 1ml and its worked!!!
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Quote by sheffieldfun4two
We were at La Chambre once and M was busy fucking a guy while I fed her mouth with cock. She took turns with us for an hour or so and when she was finally satisfied, the first guy she spotted, right next to us, was her postman from work!

thats brilliant!!! Hows his delivery now? wink
What a waste of paper, just a load of boys pretending to be journalists.......and failing miserably rofl