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Chief__moo
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 45
Straight Female, 40

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i'm sorry ,
i think i put that a bit rudely, they supply plenty of normal plus sizes.
sorry helen there's nothing average about you wink
not sure for definate as i'm not 100% sure what is a plus size??
but looking at your avater helen, if you mean average size for yourself you should'nt have a problem.
there is changing rooms and they are more than happy to let you try stuff on,
if you click the link i provided, it should tell you the vendors there and have links to there websites.
sorry that's the best i can do dunno
hope thats enough for you guys?
feel free to ask if you need to know anything else?
hi rose and staggy,
me and little miss have been to a few and yes it alot fun, the demo's are good they always get people involved, it can get busy but the everyone is really friendly.
there's lot's of great stalls sellling sexy clothes, whips,dildos,furniture etc and
there is plenty of parking nearby,
its only on once a month but i must say i reckon its easy worth the £4 but dont get your hopes up on the food there's not really much chioce and the qualitys a bit meh!!
bu dont worry about that as theres a lovely chinese round the corner open all day!! smile
hope that helps? feel free to ask anymore questions?
oh my word!!!
one would not belive the amount of sexually amorous folk here from the black country,
you would never find anybody like that from your county towns name sake!!
wink
thank's you guy's biggrin
I've had such a great response which surprised me, some wonderful pm's (you know who you are wink ) either liking our story or thought it was something nice for a change.
i did'nt know what to expect when i posted it, but now really glad i did!!
again thank's alot everybody and just want to add........
I FLUCKING LOVE THIS PLACE!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
thank you naughty sexy wigan couple,
your spot on,
but unfortuantly girls are under alot of pressure to look like super models now a days
and its not really doing anyone any favours cos they dont realise that what you said is true till there probably in there 20's earliest.
which by then the damage could of been done ie bullima etc
thats lovely dawn,
and your right tune it's stuff like this that seperate's S/H from most other site,
there's alot more here than ppl realise
wink
hi all,
very very very excited about this munch really looking forward to it,
but also very nervous it will be mine and little miss 2hot2handle very first munch :thrilled:
and i'm not sure if there will be any ppl that we know?!
are ppl gonna think we've gatecrashed?? sad
also i think i read further back in the thread that we will get name badges?, if so should we use our real names? or our S/H names?
also i think we might be havin a problem with the dress theme, if we dont have the right clothes are we still welcome?
sorry for the questions so early this mornin redface
hello all,
i dont normally start many threads, but i wanted to share something with you all if you can bare with me and not fall asleep. :sleeping:
i cant help but feel there has been alot of negativity in these forums lately abit too much in fact, i feel so sorry for the mods as they do a fantastic job here but are never going to be able to please everyone so they're not going to be popular with everyone but on the other hand they also dont get anywhere near the thanks and praise they should.
so lets give 'em a break and try and work with them so this site remains great as it is instead of making things more difficult which effects us all.
anyhow thats not what this is thread is ,
me and little miss2hot was curios about dogging and what not, but not many if any of our friends were. so we found swinging heaven and joined up into the forums.
greatest move we ever did and i couldnt imagine what we would be like now if we had'nt
you see we are abit different from our friends and the "normal" couples our age and they made sure we felt so too. now i've always been a oddball/outcast but it never bothered me before untill i met my perfect soulmate little miss2h2h who was very different too.
now to me she is the most beautiful living creature on this planet!! easy, nobody could compare to her. but like most girls hated evreything about herself which like most guys i could'nt understand (we're crap aint we boys dunno ) untill about a year or 2 into our relationship and i saw it really was effecting her badly and really making her sad,
which was breaking my heart,
she was 19 when we joined here and she's very mature for her age, but was still very unhappy with her apperance, i know your thinking all girls are at that age, which is true but most girls can do something about it, little miss could'nt well not about what was bothering her so much which was her height she's 6"4+ and was from an early age. and she absolutly despised herself cos what others would say now we all know people in this world can be very spitefull and nasty and it does effect peoples lives and you cant take back whats been said it sticks with you,i know some women would love to be her height and wonder why she could be so unhappy, but she was and mostly becos of sad,pathetic,thoughtless,arseholes.
and then along came swinging heaven and everybody was lovely here. we got accepted just for being ourselfs and got intruduced to exciting new things (dogging etc) some things was for us some things wasnt, but we had fun trying it all :twisted:
we got more comfortable with ourselfs and each other and not only that we both felt that we actually belonged somewhere instead of being the odd ones (cos we all know theres plenty others here wink ) and it restored our faith in the human kind once more. aand made littlemiss a much more sexy confident and happier young lady.
so thank you swinging heaven, you and evrybody here made two peoples life much happier, so people think before you complain about this place as its something very special too a few of us.
ok people sorry if i've bored you all, but was just wondering if swinging heaven has had any postive effect on on you like it has for us? would love to hear it.
thanks for your time
love u all biggrin
i still say bring back the "we'll meet again thread"
one thread just for the random verbal poo.
just to add me tuppence worth,
when we first joined this site there was the "we'll meet again thread" that everyone would just talk cack in it was great, but unfortunately ppl complained cos it was always off topic and it got shut down.
but at least all the crap was kept in one place so maybe if we just had one thread for random bullshit it would keep everyone happy.
ppl still got freedom of speach and mods would have an easier time as it would all be controlled in one thread causing less work for our mods?
yup, i agree too shawshank is a awesome film,
but my favorite??,
Preaching to the perverted, anyone seen it?
tis probably the only love story i like.
good to see you too dean wave
and would love to meet up for a drink soon,
it's great to be back guess that thread is true ....."we'll wiill meet again".......tho is it me or alot of ppl from that thread not around so much?? dunno
ah who know's?! i didnt think anyone would remember me .
wink
why thank you for the compliment s n p redface
and i'm sure we will continue to have fun here as this site truly is a flucking great place!!,
biggrin
yeah the name just had to go
and my apologies to all for my lame sense of humour last thing i wanted to do was anger anyone and get off on the wrong foot. :doh:
sorry jags redface surprisedops:
and u dont have to worry little miss 2 hot 2 handle has already planned my punishment for tonite smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
sorry i used to be...........
.......2BIG2HANDLE
use to post in the "we will meet again" thread a bit but havent been round so much,
trying change that tho
biggrin
right i'm cumming clean,
not really a newbie just had a name change and not really a big poster as it's my partner that normally post's here more in the forums and the chatroom,
it was really just an exscuse to post that flash movie that was made by some one i used to live with and add a little bit of humour lol
got a few pm's that knew who i was and that i was bulls*iting anyway.
wink
hi ppl,
I'm a newbie to these forums and i would like to get into this 'Doggyswinging' lark that you all do.
Been told that the best way to get involved with ladie's,men, couple's is too say a little about me....................
.........but i'm finding it hard to put into word's about myself (which i hope wont effect my chance's wink ) and my life.
so to find out about me click this link below

It was rather handy that some body put my life on the web.
:wink:
biggrin
little bit tipsy, and found this site:

did one of myself and nearly pissed myself laughing!!!
not sharing the pic tho, i'm too freaky! :shock:
have fun lol
luv all
x
hello n welcome wave
and great some more sexy ppl from the midlands. biggrin
luv 2b2h and lm2h2h
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