**offers snogs to those needing a chat room substitute**
But for angel.. i have a nice pacifier for you!!!!
Fecking hell...
BRING BACK THE SERVER DAMMIT
Brush before you go....
You can eat bout two hours afterwards... numbness wears off..
DO NOT TRY TO EAT while numb.. you might bite more than your dead cow... :shock: :shock:
Best of luck darling...
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby
English will be the official language of the European Union rather
than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that
English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-
year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this
will
make the sivil servants jump with joy.
The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be
expekted
to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have
always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the
languag
is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th"
with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords
kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl
riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in
ze forst plas.
Ok.. having done some more digging round...
Can now tell that there is not any information in the BGP routing tables past the router 1. Basically this could be several things.. the ISP that is hosting the spoffle server is not advertising the IP (probably not), there is a network connection problem to the ISP (possible), or that the server has had a massive overload/meltdown (again possible).
There are other possible issues but not near as likely as the above...
Will update as information comes available.
TA
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Talk bout hen-pecked.....
:scared: :scared: :scared:
Just RUN as fast as you can....
:rascal: :rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
**Opens back door to his house** Come in... got loads of PC's to play with and plenty of food and drink... you can hide out here....
**Leaves a safe house avail to dino**
:happy: :evil2: :giggle: :happy: :evil2: :giggle:
Nasty little program called BidSage works a treat for me.
Just put in your maximum bid and time before the end of the auction and it will go in and snipe it for you... if you are on a broadband connection 8secs seems to be bout the best time. Leaves very little time for someone else to get in to it.
I know, I know you shouldnt be a sniper, but with the arseholes out there that are willing to go to expensive lengths to out bid you on an item that you may have been waiting on for weeks, it ends up being the only option if you want to get that item.
Also, note, if you really want it, DO NOT put in an initial bid. Just wait and snipe it out at the last minute. If there are people watching it and you place an initial bid, they will be sitting there waiting for the end in order to out bid you.
Hope that helps..
TA
**Wakes up and stumbles into the cafe**
Brekkies pls??? WOT YOU MEAN ALREADY DONE FOR....
FFS.... ok ok... Just a coffee.. LARGE pls................
**grabs coffee, toast and sliced tomato**
**sits in corner and growls at passing plebs**
Ok once the coffee has taken its affect you may approach.
Oxi-Clean always works for me...
Party... this weekend???
**checks mail**
Nope no invite....
*wonders if the postie has been here today**
Ahhh have to say those that make you wonder or imagine... bit of clothes to keep ya interest up.
grumbles mumbles mine dammit..humph...
:? :? :?
assionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss: But no signs of Angel Chat, Tattyxpx, Chesty_Bird, Bi Paula, NN, Blonde, Voddy or Shireen as yet.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:x :x
:whistling: :whistling: 
I have a habit of lashing anything or anyone that wanders past... specially fresh meat... : :giggle: 
:whip: :whip: 
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: 
nope.... well not in my mind at least... just VERY open minded 
