Hmm just realised I'm still looking for somewhere to go for the night, when will it finish?
Also don't know how I'll get back from there the next day, hmm, if I can get to Loughborough in the morning I'll be okay.
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CuddlySimon
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 45
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Derby sounds good, don't fancy the nightbus home though, is quite scary.
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Quote by westerross
People who send photos of themselves with there family really put me off, okay usually it's because their family is really ugly but anyway...
not as ugly as the person replying!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:You never complained about the family group pick i sent you when we 1st met :lol:
could not tell you lot appart.. thats inbreeding for you! :twisted:
you are a cheeky northern bugger,who can walk from now on. :roll:yeah.. behind your hearse!
Is this a new trend, how small can you get the first part of the thread
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Well you did say you wanted a new career
......no... that was a new BOYFRIEND! :roll:
anyway... get out of my thread!
in a coffin ???? with you walking in front ?
Is this a new trend, see how small you can get the first part of the post :?: :wink:
Looks pretty anyway, a bit like that visual puzzle..... :lol:
but what happens when the box is too small for the text or too big for one page?
Dunno, but we're getting there!
Well thought I'd do one for the team, what was this thread about again?
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In the bottom of an unmarked box at the bottom of a chelf unit behind a load of other boxes with the rest of my porn, I hope, actually better go check.
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I have my house key, a poster for The Texas Chain Saw Massacre keyring & a key for the Toilet Roll dispensers in public loos, because I never gave it back when I quit the cinema and can't be arsed to remove it.
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Or go south. work out in the gym 9 hours a day, and cross your fingers?
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Quote by Paul_Bolton
In that case, could you put me onto the reserve, reserve listing if there is one.
Paul x
We've already done that joke
I'm not on the actual list yet am I?
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There's a good strip bar in Prague, but that's probably a bit far.
I'd like to pose too
I'd like to pose too
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Quote by equinox
For us chaps they're a really good get out..
"Does this dress make my bum look fat? "
"Hold on one moment, i'll take a picture darling and you can judge for yourself."
Wait just gotta take a few steps back to get it all in.
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I had/have a green print of a HR Giger work of a woman sucking on an oxygen tank strapped to her chest, but that's me.
and I also have a large poster of Jet from Gladiators and a standee of Chyna from the WWF.
and I also have a large poster of Jet from Gladiators and a standee of Chyna from the WWF.
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People who send photos of themselves with there family really put me off, okay usually it's because their family is really ugly but anyway...
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Some nice pictures there, I seem to have missed a few things though, well didn't spend munch time down that end.
Hmm should I take a camera to the next munch...
Hmm should I take a camera to the next munch...
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Seems to have ben a big discusion over my transport arangements, never said that the train was a problem, now it would be preferable if someone could give me a lift if anyone is passing through my neck of the woods but the Train is fine.
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Anticipate waiting a while, not an insult to you, I've been here two years and can count replies to my replies to ads on 1 hand.
Not that people here aren't genuine but just like anywhere on the internet the odds are heaviy stacked against us, welcome to the battle my friend.
Not that people here aren't genuine but just like anywhere on the internet the odds are heaviy stacked against us, welcome to the battle my friend.
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Quote by MikeC
I tell you who scares me!!!!!!
mrs palmer and her 5 daugheters
You must hqave had a lonely childhood then.
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Also, I'm after floor/bed space
Anyone got advice on how to get some? err it? err..
Anyone got advice on how to get some? err it? err..
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Debs didn't frighten me, but Smoking Muff was a bit frightening, she's not reading this is she?
Wouldn't have minded a demonstration of her puffing, shooting and squiring though
Wouldn't have minded a demonstration of her puffing, shooting and squiring though
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Hi I am also Simon, age 25, in Burton/Derby area and would also love to pose for you - whatever you like to do with me is ok - get in touch and let's have fun.
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Actually, to celebrate the Notts munch I'm having a half price sale!
Grab me while I'm cheap!
:giggle: :happy: :giggle: :happy:
Grab me while I'm cheap!
:giggle: :happy: :giggle: :happy:
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I was 19, I was with a couple in their early 30s, met them a couple of times before once for a drink then for a drive (nothing happened, nowhere to stop) then I went round their house.
Very nice place in one of the richer suburbs of Birmingham, had a chat a couple of drinks then upstairs, was quivering like a leaf, her name was Lynne I think, she got hold of it, etc etc... went downstairs and watched The Professionals on Granada (it was the episode where Bodie shoots a car from miles away or something) said my goodbyes and I went to the station and my dad gave me a lift home
Was a great experience overall, but actual sex compaired to the anticipation was a let down.
Very nice place in one of the richer suburbs of Birmingham, had a chat a couple of drinks then upstairs, was quivering like a leaf, her name was Lynne I think, she got hold of it, etc etc... went downstairs and watched The Professionals on Granada (it was the episode where Bodie shoots a car from miles away or something) said my goodbyes and I went to the station and my dad gave me a lift home
Was a great experience overall, but actual sex compaired to the anticipation was a let down.
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Quote by ForeverLost
Being Fairly young (25) I guess I'm expected to say this but maturity isn't completely related to age and I think the same goes for experience. Obviously the older you get the more likely you are to acquire these but it's wrong to generalise is it not?
Ditto.
Hmma and a side thing, that picture is scary, and to many people quoting it.
Also didn't someone say about younger guys being "crap" bit harsh wordage really I thought.
(probbably in a different thread but anyway) Sexpert
I'm unemployed and haven't had sex for 21 months, so I guess they are related. (although only been unemployed for 1 month)
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I dunno if I could pick up any of the ladies on here, but I'd like to give it a try, hmm going to the gym in a little bit, guess I'll work a bit on my arms, was just going to do a bit of treadmill and hit the jacuzzi, maybe should build up the arms a bit.
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Maybe they got pictures of munches mixed up with ones of one of Blue's Affairs?
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Personally I don't go for latops, same power twice the price, I built my own huge black machine for about £600 and just bought a 24" LCD to go with it for £650 and a big leather office chair for £100 Who needs portability with a big powerful stationary setup.
You'll never convinve me to get a laptop.
You'll never convinve me to get a laptop.