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Devon1
9 hours ago
Straight Male, 57
0 miles · Devon

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Quote by celestria
Yeah I missed my bus, so hung around her instead lol

And I guess discretion prevents you from saying who "her" is dunno :lol: :lol:
You know me, always discrete biggrin
Er do you want that video back now , or you, and er you know who :lol: :lol:
Quote by bluexxx
The guys wearing socks I find funny lol
Er, I'm not looking at the guys redface

SO how do you know they are wearing socks.... hehehehehehehe
Erm surprisedops:
Well I'm trying to avert my gaze from the thing pointing at the cam, it always gets in the way of the lovely ladies in the background :twisted:
So I look down, and they are just wearing socks confused
haven't they heard of underfloor heating :lol: :lol:
The guys wearing socks I find funny lol
Er, I'm not looking at the guys redface
Quote by Mr&MrsBeds
Ooooooooooooh thanky moi wench lol
Hmmm, i shall now have to think of something suitable for your goodself :lol: :lol: :lol:

make it at least 10" and I'll be more than happy :lol:
Thats wide I take it :lol:
Quote by Mr&MrsBeds
Can I be greedy and say all 4? biggrin
A nice smile and friendly eyes does it for me.

Yep, you certainly have all of those Mrs Bedz :twisted:
Your stalking me arent ya? Go on admit it? lol :lol: :lol:
Stalking :!:
Me :!:
As if innocent
Ooooooooooooh thanky moi wench lol
Hmmm, i shall now have to think of something suitable for your goodself :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by Mr&MrsBeds
Can I be greedy and say all 4? biggrin
A nice smile and friendly eyes does it for me.

Yep, you certainly have all of those Mrs Bedz :twisted:
Quote by Mr&MrsBeds
Hellooooooooooooooooo Mrs Bedz :twisted:
How are we today, you sexy lady you biggrin
I'm just warming my hands for you :twisted:
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

You have pm wink
Mrs Bedz, that was shocking, i'm not like that honest :lol:
If you think it will fit, i'll try it :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Hellooooooooooooooooo Mrs Bedz :twisted:
How are we today, you sexy lady you biggrin
I'm just warming my hands for you :twisted:
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Ooh i'm a Fun flirt biggrin
You Are a Fun Flirt
You just can't help yourself... you flirt with everyone you know.
Guys, girls, crushes, and friends. They're all victims to your charm.
You're into silly innuendos, sexy jokes, and playful touches.
You are a huge flirt, yet you never make anyone (too) uncomfortable!

Er, guys confused
I flirt with guys, er, I never have :?
WHY WEAR A POPPY?
"Please buy a poppy" the lady said
And smiled at me, but I shook my head
Then I stopped and watched as she offered them there
Her face was old and lined with care.
But underneath those wrinkles the years had made
There remained a smile that refused to fade.
A lad came whistling down the street
Bouncing along on carefree feet.
His smile was full of joy and fun
"Hello Missus" he said "Can I have one?"
She pinned it on and he turned to say
"Why do we wear a poppy today?"
The lady smiled in her wistful way
And answered "This is Remembrance Day
And the poppy here is a symbol for
Those gallant young men who went to war.
And because they did, you and I are free
That is why we all wear a poppy you see.
I once had a boy about your size
With golden hair and big blue eyes
He loved to play and jump and shout
Free as a bird he would race about
As the years went by he learned and grew
And became a man - as you will too
He was fine and strong with a boyish smile
But he only stayed for a little while
When war broke out he went away
I still remember his face that day
He smiled at me and said "Goodbye,
I'll be back soon Mum so please don't cry"
But the war went on and he had to stay
And all we could do was wait and pray
His letters told of the awful fight
I read them still in my dreams at night
With the tanks and trenches and cruel barbed wire
And the mines and the bullets, the bombs and the fire
Until at last the war was won
And that's why we wear a poppy son"
The young lad turned as if to go
And said "Thanks Missus, I'm glad to know"
I shrank away in a sort of shame
And if you were me you'd have done the same
For our thanks in giving is often delayed
Though our freedom was bought - and thousands paid
And so when we see a poppy worn
Let us reflect on the burden borne
By those who gave their very all
When asked to answer their country's call
When we at home in peace might live
Then wear that poppy - remember and Give!
Don Crawford
I find the thought of armed Police very scary.
So its a no from me.
An armed response unit is fine, but ordinary police men, no thanks
Yes i could,
but I would prefer to shag them to death if that was ok lol
Generally, if skimpy and myself are chatting ,we just call them 'bits', or I might say ' my todger' lol
How about 'love tunnel' is that a better name for a ladies bits :lol:
Hmmm, tricky one this, i like music from all the decades biggrin
For me, I think the 70's would win though :D
Led Zeppelin, Hawkwind, Black Sabbath, Pink Floyd etc, and later Punk :D all great stuff.
I wasn't so keen on the 80's,
but the 90's had the Prodigy, Pixies, Breeders etc, and Nirvana, Pearl Jam, all fantastic :D
Happy Birthday biggrin
Have a great day :D
:cheers: :cheers: :cheers:
Quote by essex34m
Oooooooh boots biggrin
Here's a small sample of skimpy's boot collection :D


now, if the bottom pair was in black.....
Oh you would start rolleyes lol
She has got them in black as well :roll: but they are in suede
You should have seen the black ones in the pics here Essex, skimpy wore them at Bristol :D
Oooooooh boots biggrin
Here's a small sample of skimpy's boot collection :D
Quote by Stormwalker
Need I mention A J or is she a given?
H.x

A given................as long as it's to me :twisted:
Almost any woman painted by Chris Achilleos
Stormy
Ooh i met Chris, at the NEC a couple of years ago, he and his wife, are both lovely.
This is my favourite, its better as a figurine though biggrin

For me, Xena Warrior Princess, would be my first choice, followed by Danni Minogue. Both would have to be dressed in a leather catsuit :twisted:
You lucky lucky man, I love his work.......
Is it just me, or does she have a little H-x thing going on..... :shock:
Off to perve H in a whole new light.
Stormy
I think there is some similarity :D
I reckon you, and I have similar tastes Storm :D
Another artist I like is Rodney Mathews, and then there's :D Oops going off track here, from the thread. i'll shut up lol
Quote by Stormwalker
Need I mention A J or is she a given?
H.x

A given................as long as it's to me :twisted:
Almost any woman painted by Chris Achilleos
Stormy
Ooh i met Chris, at the NEC a couple of years ago, he and his wife, are both lovely.
This is my favourite, its better as a figurine though biggrin

For me, Xena Warrior Princess, would be my first choice, followed by Danni Minogue. Both would have to be dressed in a leather catsuit :twisted:
Quote by dirtytwo
Some interesting reading, if you have the time. Real food for thought. This all scares me so I'm reading around and educating myself.
Anwaar Hussain
A huge terror plot has just been uncovered in London. This was intended to be mass murder on an unimaginable scale say the London Metropolitan police. Britain's terror alert, accordingly, has been ratcheted up to its highest-ever level with security services, military and police now on severe specific alert.
Not to be left behind, even though the list of unanswered questions, irregularities, and discrepancies continues to grow with each passing hour, the obedient Western media jumped at the occasion ensuring a spate of spectacular cover stories and anti-Muslim tirade.
As usual, though the facts are still coming in, the media is dutifully following the open-ended cues provided by the US and British governments, and reproducing the handed-down script without a pause for the facts to emerge fully. With an indecent haste, government enforcers have already slapped ridiculous restrictions on travelers, with mother's having to taste baby milk before they board planes and all hand luggage, including liquid drinks, being banned.
If there indeed was such a plot, then by its uncovering innocent lives surely have been saved and just in time too. If not, then let us thank God for that and hasten to analyze the event from a slightly closer quarter as it has happened a little too conveniently for certain personages of rather dubious repute and vile agenda.
Consider the following.
The Anglo-USraeli juggernaut is on a roll and under fire at the same time. George Bushs Iraq jaunt has spun out of control with his own top General now openly admitting the possibility (read happening already) of a civil war in that unfortunate country. With the US presidents war on terror now thoroughly discredited by renowned policy specialists, his approval ratings stand at a historical worst for any President of United States in opinion polls. Tony Blair is beleaguered by his own party men for his sycophantic support of Zionist extremists. Israel is getting some lessons in humility from the rag tag Hezbollah fighters raising fears among its supporters in the West. Iran not only remains defiant over its nuclear program but also continues to provide both overt and covert support to Hezbollah and Hamas. Syria, uncompromising as ever, watches on quietly for now yet ready to jump into the melee come the calling. In short, it is a mess and THE ISLAMISTS are clearly responsible for all this. Undoubtedly, a single major distraction capable of killing a whole slew of nasty birds was the crying need of the time.
Not surprisingly, therefore, clichés that are the corner stone of Anglo-American policy for global hegemony like Islamic Terror, 'Bin Laden', 'Jihaadis', Al-Qaeda style attack, suicide bombers and security of Western citizens etc. are back with a bang with this latest buildup. The smear machine has had gallons of oil thrown on its creaking cogs and is in full gear instantly. At the same time, to breathe new life into the stalling agenda of their masters, crawling out of the woodwork are these states instruments of coercion and control such as the CIA, MI6, Mossad and affiliated intelligence agencies, like Pakistan's ISI.
Statistical analysis has now conclusively proven that every time Blair and Bush slump in approval ratings, a fresh terror alert gives them a rebound back up the charts. Every single major terror alert, hear this, issued by the US, Canadian or UK governments has proven to be either a contrived facade, a setup sting operation or an out-and-out fraud.
But then why not a full blown 9/11 as predicted by many, self included? Why this just-in-time-uncovering of the plots (e.g. Toronto, Florida, the earlier London plot etc) only days/weeks before the supposed attempts, one may ask?

The answer probably lies in the 9/11 truth movement being on the crest of a wave of media exposure. Distinguished scientific minds and brave citizens have now blown open the lid on evidence of government sponsored terror and how they control the society through the power of nightmares. The movement itself, already on the lens of quite a few main stream media big names like C-Span, is about to burst out full time from the sidelines into the middle of the road. Similarly, just like the 9/11, the July 2005 London bombings too, have been now proven to be a British intelligence operation and the alleged ringleader, Mohammed Siddique Khan, to be working for ]
.

I would like to know, why you think this, and what evidence you have, that he was working for MI5
Quote by poshkate

his profile says muscular biggrin
wink

when you say his profile.......are you refering to the first pic or the second.......... dunno
The bits with words on lol
Its says build, muscular :D
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I wanna know who's ass that is in your avatar :twisted:

Maybe he has been working out, dunno
his profile says muscular biggrin
wink
Quote by H-x
It's not that they distort, it's that they show a mirror image - that's why, when you look at pictures of yourself, they never really look like you. Look at a picture of you in a mirror and you'll recognise it. People with more unsymetrical faces have more of a problem.
When artists do sculptures of people, they tend to do them 1/3 bigger - because if they're life size they look too small. I have no idea why - but I'm sure someone will come along and tell us.
H.x

So the statue of David by Michelangelo, really had a small willy :shock:
wink
Quote by Kiss_Me
61/62!!
I think I may place an advert in the fetish section with the hope of gaining a few more votes for the YES camp! lol
wink

Wierdo :lol:
I have just reinsured my van as well, and saved £100 biggrin
Although the main reason I changed company (from a well known one), was because, I was fed up waiting in a queue of calls, 10 mins etc. Or having to speak to someone that lacked any common sense, or had difficulty with the English Language (and no thats not a racist comment, more a comment on the persons brain cells mad
I am also insured with the original company, for my car, and thats next to be changed :D
So thy are going to lose twice :D