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Dino
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 56
0 miles · Greater Manchester

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Hope I have understood how to post pictures...if I have, here's an easy one...



tomato kechup ,, i think confused
hi steve, yup, youve guessed it , hornyred has asked me if you`ll put her ass on your "wall of bums" please,
Erm ,, Kit,,,,slurp,, mm mm rasp ,,,,can i stop now,,mm rasp,,its been 24 mmm mm slurp hours now of none stop mm mm slurp ,, rasping,, im gettin lock jaw mm rasp , mm slurp , :P :P :P wink
not goin glasto this year sad ,,,,but goin leeds for the weekend ,, great line up biggrin
and tonight mathew in going to be,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
JAGS ! ! !
wish id put a bit more thought into mine ? biggrin Its me name and maybe a nic should say something about the kind of person you are ,,if i was to change it , i`d be,,,,the truely hillarious young boy with youthfull good looks, rapier witt, boyish charm and rasping tongue wink ,,what d`ya think!!!!!!!
hornyred`s is perfect user name, horny, firey redhead . She said that if she would change her nic , it would be Hornyredslut
WOW ! Big big thankyou, hugs n kisses to Babe1 n T Bone , what a great night . Was so good to meet n chat to you all . Sorry bout me drunken state redface did anyone see me fall over or summat? cos ive got a right lump on me head and i cant remember how i got it ! dunno
Quote by Eagerslut9
I chose a name that reflected my ambition of what I wanted to become. :twisted:
I was eager from the start but only became a slut with practice! redface redface redface
Now I feel thoroughly at home with my name and persona biggrin biggrin
I do wonder though about the people who choose newsummatorother type names. What will they do when they're not new any longer? dunno
Reading this has just made me realise that you are the male equivelant of hornyred :shock: , your ambition of what you wanted to become are hers too. wink
Quote by Kit
Brave words young man
en guarde duel duel duel
Let's see what your made of, rasp away if you think you have the agility and stamina
ps - tip - Hitch ya skirt up or you'll trip over your petticoats :rascal:
Oh Girls - Dino will be serving Champagne by noon tomorrow :twisted:
Woh, slippery character this one wink here goes Kit , tell me when you cant take anymore wink ,, mm mm, this is the way to do battle mm mmm (rasp, rasp mm )
Kit, ah, we meet at last. Prepare to be rasped like youve never been rasped before :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
Quote by HornyRed

heres mine for ya wink
they stink mate, trust me !
erm, outa here bolt
Quote by Kit
NOOOO PRISONERS! ! !

Oh there WILL be prisoners Dino, and LOTS of 'em, mark my words :twisted: :twisted:
MrsFC - I have to nip out and see a man about a certain body part piercing wink can you hold these boys in place until I get back? Then we can have some real fun :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Won't be long lol lol lol lol lol Its probably some poor sods body part youve hacked off thats getting pierced and will end up "pride of place" in your trophy cabinet no doubt confused confused confused
hmmmm, Kit is very conspicuous by her absence confused , she`s up to summat . Will have to have my wits about me . Well Kit,, if your reading this, im giving you the oppotunity to surrender now wink and no harm will come to you ,,you have my word as a "rasping tongue worrior" wink
true spoken brother Kat,(except the bit about me going first) we fear them not and shall defend the principles of this place, this bastian of masculinity, :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: till the death , NOOOO PRISONERS! ! !
See guys , i told you i aint gone `s a woman with a mission and it is down to us to defent our rights, our GFZ, and our erm,, bits confused Battle lines have been drawn , ,, prepair for battle :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
hello mate n welcome biggrin yet another manc ! how many is that this week , we are takin over wink
awww sos missed you!.were you hiding under the tables HUH! :twisted: rolleyes
I was, im hiding from Kit, shes gonna cut me tongue out :shock: :shock: can i stay in here for a bit debs , i`ll be quiet n stuff, PLEASE sad
Quote by westerross
more white boys please..........

How many do you want? I can supply one (really white that is. Would you like a glass of wine to go with 'em?? Tune , dont do it mate , Kit collects em, tongues i mean. She cuts em off and has them as trophies in small filigree metal cages like red indians did with scalps (read her first post and the little blue writing ), ,, im not goin mad, its all true i tell you!! :shock: she reckons she`s going to have mine confused , it will be a battle n half tho, ive got a plan and everythin wink MrFc, your in danger too :shock: she`ll have yours out as quick as a flash , we need to stick together on this one , trust me, these are dangerous times in the GFZ. confused confused confused confused
I think she`s forming a possie with the other girls in here ,,,,,
watch your backs (n tongues guys) and tread carefully confused
hi n welcome biggrin , another fellow manc wink have fun and enjoy
Looks like she`s had second thoughts about taking on the mighty rasping tongue, or is it a trick ?

See Kit, it is a truely magnificent weapon dont you think :twisted:
Dino enters quietly from the side door , notices a small metal cage upon the mantle piece and a wenching outfit (small size), mmm, takes mental notes of his surroundings and waits in a quiet corner of the room . He knows he must strike fast and swift if he is to outwit his worthy adversary, any sudden movement and his lithe and supple body is ready to pounce. He fine tunes his trusty weapon for battle, "yes" he says to himself,
"tonight victory shall be mine , noone feels the wrath of my rasping tongue and lives to tell the tail " :twisted: Miss Kit has finally met her match,,,,muuuha,muuuhhhha muuhaaaaaa :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
i didnt know what bukaki (if thats how you spell it) was before i came on here confused .
Quote by mistress_sassy
Hello and welcome from another 'blue' mancunian! See you can tell I was born and bred here! lol
Anyway, welcome and have fun in the mad house! :welcome:
ps ....... it was sunny in Manc today!
See xeixei,,,,,,,told you so.
thanks sassy for proving me right,,,,,, phillips biggrin wink
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Now I'm laughing, coughing and farting all at the same time too. Lord help me, don't let another function kick in :shock:
dont light a fag confused confused youll cough even more and blow the bloody house down wink
Good luck mate, hope it all works out and its everything you imagined it to be wink
Quote by Kit
Hi and welcome
are you sure it was a mate who recommended this site, cos you do know that you are now dooooooomed to wenching in the GFZ for your first 101 years here lol lol
hahahaaaaar, does this mean i can hang my wenching outfit up once and for all ? biggrin biggrin