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Dino
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 56
0 miles · Greater Manchester

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gosh its quiet in here today ,,,just hornyred and mark the minx, both fast asleep, they must have been workin out in the gym or summat, they look knackered!
yup, looks like we`ll be going again. Love tuesdays at cupids , wink
,ooh,, my head still hurts confused confused confused but had a great night wink ,,
dave , the lapdancers wern`t to keen on Hornyred dancing for other punters, doing em out of a tenner ! they were fine about it tho and offered her a job if she wants one smile wink
hi newbie n welcome to s/h lol lol lol good post , had me going for a minute wink
Quote by secretmaccamslag
Samba Pa Ti by santana?
Is that the guitar solo that goes: do-do do-do doo-do doo-do da da da da doooo do-do dodo dooo? If so, then yep, that's VERYYYYY sexy! Good call.
Ps In my previous message I meant to type 'sh*te, not 'shit, lol.
yup , thats it , i`d know that song anywhere wink
here ya go mark , bottle of cold beer and go get yer feet in the jaccusi, hornyred`ll be along soon , shes a reflexoligist and massage expert wink im sure she can "sort" your swolen bits.
Hello stranger , glad to have you back in the fold . I know youve been working but hope you enjoyed yourself too wink Laters bows ,,
Quote by Edin BBW

And the entire Enigma catalogue boink

Never shagged to them but I often put them on to chill to. love enigma and most celtic stuff, dino not to keen :cry:
Just keep playing it over and over to him, he'll appreciate it eventually. :giggle: He has no choice in the matter now wink wink
And nor should he. :evil2: :giggle: :evil2: :giggle: :evil2: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:,,,, i like to shag to "sexy boy" by air biggrin wink
dino spies kit spying dino and realises he`s very close to being rumbled by kit confused
erm, i`ll go first ,
(mutters to self that my singing will empty the room leaving all the booze n blackpuddings for meeeeeee wink)
in a desperate attempt to get this thread going on a sat afternoon,,,,
Hey , look what ive found behind the bar! !
its a big old dusty box ,
hmm, wonder whats inside ,
WOW, its a karaoki machine and loads of tapes too :bounce: :bounce: ,,
Who`s up first ?????? biggrin
Let me run this one by you confused,
Take it on board if you like confused ,
A ball park figure confused
tattie scone confused ???, bloody foreign food
anyone for deep fried black pudding in batter with brown sauce n pepper biggrin
yup, the token ageing hippy here ,, patchouli oil ,
Love me,, love my smell wink wink wink
I think you should go too mate, once you get chatting you`ll feel better and more relaxed im sure, then just go with the flow, dont try too hard, be yourself and be honest. Most of all mate ,,,,,,,,,,, enjoy yourself wink .
Quote by smokerjim
Why is it football? Why not Joey Dunlop winning race number 24, 25 and 26 at the 2000 TT races, at the age of 46 including the Formula One ( !000cc ) when most people reckoned he was too old to win a big bike race - and his last lap in that race was a personal fastest lap with an average speed of The IoM TT takes place on normal roads, like you might find in the country of Wales or Scotland lined with dry stone walls, where fog can often postpone races.
If that isn't improving with age, I don't know what is, and If I could be half the man he was, I would be ecstatic.
The man is a legend jim , ive done the IOM,TTroads years ago, all be it on my old triumph 500 speed twin, and cannot believe how they do it at them speeds :shock: , respect to Joey and all the others that race the TT. worship :thumbup:
stay on the site please,,,your too nice a couple to abandon us all . good luck, have fun you two , and like i said before , stay in touch . xxxxxxxxxxxxxxXX
hi debs n welcome wave hope you find what your looking for wink . Might be an idea to nip into the cafe , get a feel for the place ( its madness), post when you feel ready and get yourself known abit , biggrin biggrin p.s ,,, youll find some lovely ladies in there!!!! wink wink wink . Dino xxxxxx
Dress up if you want Fee but dress down sounds better to me :P . Help yourself to the bolly everyone , its chillin behind the bar biggrin
Quote by LadyFeeBee
EH! , wheres fee with me "special" birthday pressie

Where would you like me to give you your pressie Dino?
Do you want it in the jacuzzi or do you want to follow me into Sarge's cupboard for a bit of privacy? :twisted: :twisted:
Fee
XXAs they say in Cludo, Lady Fee, in the cupboard , with a truncheon biggrin wink
what they dont know is ive got two crates of the stuff outside specially for tonight wink
dino shuffles off outside
returns a minute later ,,,,,,
TAAARRRAAAA! ! ,,Bollinger all round everyone :cheers: :cheers: wink
vintage :shock: bollinger :shock: ,erm ,,, ok,
ooh, is that me phone? ang on wawrick , let me get this and you grab the bolly ,,,one min confused
happy birthday to me, biggrin
happy birthday to me, biggrin
dum di dum dum dear dino, biggrin
happy birthday dum dum ,,, :shock:
EH! , wheres fee with me "special" birthday pressie, she prommised yesterday??
ah well, never mind . Hey jags, warwick , im in the chair , what ya both avin ?
Quote by teppic
sorry mate, nothing against spurs, after all you did beat us in the 81 fa cup final . but for us blues , that was one of our "moments" and we dont have "moments" that often wink

you have held that grudge for over 20 years...well i'm sorry...but if us spurs fans held grudges..we would have them against everyone.(not just against gooners)
anyway, we are the same, we have to cherish our "moments" too
hope you had a great birthday yesterday. thank you teppic, i had a great day biggrin
and when Botham beat the aussies aaaaahhh ,
its turning into a " great sporting moments " thread ,,, sorry ant
sorry mate, nothing against spurs, after all you did beat us in the 81 fa cup final . but for us blues , that was one of our "moments" and we dont have "moments" that often wink
i get that every day wink when i think of this,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
half time ,spurs3 man city 0
city down to 10 men,
im so not happy
second half starts,
city score,3-1
city score again,3-2
and again3-3.
2 minutes left,
phillips makes a run,
perfect cross for macken,
GOALLL!!
4-3 TO CITY biggrin OOH,,,,AHHH,,,AAAHHHH,,,UUUUHH,,,,AAAAAAHHHHHHHR wink
Quote by red_931
Fragile-Jean Paul Gaultier smile
sure you dont mean "fraggle" like your avatar lol lol lol wink