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Dino
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 56
0 miles · Greater Manchester

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Woodsy mate , dont go in the GFZ. They had me dressed as a serving wench serving drinks , left me in the hot tub all night , spanked me then locked me in a cupboard confused confused . Dont go there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hi mate n welcome to swinging heaven , sit back n enjoy . Read the posts, join in, if and when you are ready , n thats it really . biggrin
Quote by MrsFC
Dino......... wink weekend duties haven't finished yet !! :twisted:
rolleyes What more do you ladies want from me !!!? confused wink
im ok tune , i wandered into the steam room , got a bollockin from Kit , she gave us a good spankin biggrin then locked my in Sarges cupboard for a while , but im out now and none the worst for it . Phew , what a night ! confused
Quote by Tim and Lene
Did anyone else rate the German song (and not just the girl singing it)?
We actually thought it was not bad and deserved a lot more points than it received.
i agree , she was a babe too :P .
im an oldie/newbie but it feels like ive been here since , oooh , at least aug 2004 , so i dont mind helping out ,,,,erm , if you`ll have me wink
Quote by thechairman18

No they didnt win,they got a footballing lesson by the mighty arsenal wink

Were you watching the same match as me ? OK I'm an armchair Red, United dominated the match, but just couldn't score. Arsenal won the penalty shoot out, and will go down in the records as winning the cup. But that is not a true reflection of the match at all.
thechairman18 yeh but that happens every week in football , for example Man City v Boro last week for the last uefa cup place ,, get over it biggrin biggrin wink
our golden rule ,, do what you want with who ever you want but cause no harm to anyone , no matter who they are , adultry causes harm,,,,,,, in our humble opinion !!! Welcome to s/h by the way biggrin
Quote by westerross

Ummm, I take it there's a football match on today?
I thought the season had finished when Chelsea won the Championship by a country mile?!!!

Typical for you to forget the one Chelsea couldnt manage :giggle:
Just the one? A certain mighty team knocked Chelsea out of the European Champions Cup as well. Roll on next Wednesday. oh , and a certain team in sky blue were the only team to take 4 points of em in the premiership , BLUE MOOOOON ! ! ! biggrin
here you are Kit , baileys n ice , and the same for you mistress Jags . ooh ,, are you ok down their Kat , looks like you could use a bit of a livener , double brandy perhaps
Quote by Silk and Big G
Please dont take this thread as an avertisement for any particular football club or their marketing or merchandising or any other commercial activity they may undertake.
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HELP ! ! somebody ,,, please ,,,, its freezin in here confused confused confused
So near and yet sooooo faaaaaar eh Sarge biggrin . Nice one Fabio , enjoy the moment wink
erm , Kit , ive been here all night , can i get out of the hot tub yet ?? im going all wrinkly and me lucozade`s gone flat confused confused
Quote by Maia

No, sorry Maia, not quite sure what you're on about.
Can you explain again........
or better still..................???!!! wink

Well in my experience, it is rare to get to start a ~BJ with a non erect penis. Therefore , after the man has orgasmed, and he is beginning to go flaccid, it is quite nice to carry on the sucking - ~OBVIOUSLY stopping momentarily after the man's comes and withdrawing his penis from the mouth so that he can see that one is swallowing.. then, just as the penis is getting flaccid, insert it back into mouth for some gentle licking and sucking. The texture and feel is different. Call it cock preening. o my god , i think i love you :P :P :P wink
arh , thanks Kit , that`d be lovely,,,,,,,,,,,,,ooh , thats better . Right , tell me all about wenching , oh , and pass me my lucazade biggrin
Bloody hell , all this running around and being ordered about rolleyes . Tune , give us a lift ffs sad
( in true newbie style ) IVE GOT A BIG MUSCLE NEAR MY GROIN YOU CAN PULL! ! wink
Quote by westerross
glad you like the outfit Kit , i could get used to this , can i get you anything ? biggrin

Hopeless case rolleyes lol lol lol just lulling them into a false sence of security tune , its all part of my cunning plan wink , ill say no more for now , just bare with me on this one :rascal:
glad you like the outfit Kit , i could get used to this , can i get you anything ? biggrin
dino shuffles from behind the bar dressed as a serving wench .
" erm , what can i get you ladies " redface
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Dino pops his head round the door , clears his throat ,,,,nerves jangling,,,,
"evening all , are newbies allowed in ?" smile

* This could be fun*
Only if they sign their allegiance to the Girlie rules in blood, sweat and tears (for Jags) and have an honorary degree in wenching :twisted:
Do you feel that you can achieve this Dino?
No way! Dino - don't do it (jeez a lot of D's in that sentence - I'm all D'd out) Don't let 'em borwbeat ya! Only wenches wench - demarcation issue here. Large scotch and soda pleas Kit <<<cringes in anticipation >>> too late tune , they made me do it , (in blood , sweat n tears) and i feel a propper git dressed in this wenches outfit confused
Quote by Rainbows
Oh FFS Dildo - you almost gave me a heartattack!!!! confused
smackbottom smackbottom
Sooo - welcome newbie biggrin passionkiss
Does that mean I can make a move on Hred now? :twisted: :twisted:
aRSexx :color:
please, biggrin be my guest wink
Quote by Kit
Dino pops his head round the door , clears his throat ,,,,nerves jangling,,,,
"evening all , are newbies allowed in ?" smile

* This could be fun*
Only if they sign their allegiance to the Girlie rules in blood, sweat and tears (for Jags) and have an honorary degree in wenching :twisted:
Do you feel that you can achieve this Dino? oh my god is that the time ,, erm, gotta go confused (dino shits himself and bolts for the door) bolt
Dino pops his head round the door , clears his throat ,,,,nerves jangling,,,,
"evening all , are newbies allowed in ?" smile
A certain lady....who would that be confused
yeh , tell us do tangle ,, im a nosey newbie wink wink
Quote by SunBunny
Neanderthal ? dont know what that means but it sounds fun ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,BABE !

just drag me round the room by my pony tail darling then you can pull on my huge "pony tail" BABE ! wink.. Its such fun being a newbie again, can get away with anything biggrin wink wink