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Dizzytart
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 46
0 miles · West Yorkshire

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Quote by DreamerHelen
Helen
Please, pretty please, may I come to the munch?????
Sorry I'm so late, I am useless LOL :confused2:
Andi xxxxxxxxxxxxx

No problem hun, of course you're more than welcome wink
Yipeeee
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Helen
Please, pretty please, may I come to the munch?????
Sorry I'm so late, I am useless LOL :confused2:
Andi xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Hi Vicky xxxx
Please can I go on the reserve list hun since you are full and I am clearly too late LOL
thanks a lot kiss
Andi xxxxxxx
Right I'm too tired to remember who I did and didn't say hello to last night so i will miss loads of you off and I apologise in advance.
Firstly speacial thanks to NWC, FAB do!!!!!!!! You did yourselves very proud.
OK here goes
MrHorny, thanks for putting up with me once again, you are a saint, and very very lovely xxx kiss :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: And you have a very good bedside manner, can you fly over every time i have a migraine please??
HornyOldTart, well 3 men in your hotel room and nothing happened??? If I had know I would have invited them to my room LOL Lovely to spend time with you again, see you in 2 weeks biggrin
PJ1, as ever it was a pleasure
Rams_cpl Luv ye xxx
Martellnotts, well u, sorry my top wasn't revealing for u but a certain very very tall, sometimes nice, man kept telling me that i was falling out of it sad
Darkfire, always a pleasure and next time ;)
Huxley & Susiebabes, you 2 are lovely as always passionkiss
Suze & BartDutch, it was great to meet you 2 finally xxx
Serps & Slayer, sillyassionkiss: for both of you
Shiren_Mids, yes finally you met me, hope I wasn't a disappointment LOL
Redwine_Lover, thanks for the flasher again hun :kiss:
Mollers & BustyLady40 finally we meet :kiss:
PrestonDevils and Steve44nw you are both great fun hope to see you again some time smile
Very special thanks to Stuart and Tanina for the lift home, you are sooo lovely and kind :kiss: :kiss:
Again I have missed loads off, I luv ye all and hope to see you all very soon xxxxxx
Andi xxxx
Quote by rams_cpl
but missed you plc grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :cry: next time though
but do want to thank the lovely a26 and martellnotts and they know what for couldnt of done without you two kiss :kiss: passionkiss sillyassionkiss:

I missed PLC too , gutted!!!! :sad:
You know I am always there for u both anytime u need, and erm we will be having more of the :kiss: :kiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss: too(very soon i hope) LOL
Quote by naughtynymphos1
nope boobies always go first lol
personally i'd sooner be thin with small boobs that look like i do now :lol:

Me too, count me in on this too, I have lost about a stone in the last 6 weeks :bounce: and need to keep it off plus loose a load more for my health.
I need all the encouragement and support I can get and will provide the same in return.
Andi xxx biggrin
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Wigan is going to be so full of the sexiest people ever lol
Hope you all are wearing your SH Pins wink

I haven't got a pin sad
Hi there
Mr Horny and I will be there and since I can't find anything on here from Horny Old Tart, count her in too as I know she is going.
Thanks
Andi xxxxxxxxx
I would like to say thanks to you all for making me so welcome on Saturday night.
I haven't laughed that much in ages and very much looking forward to my purchase Gem xxx
So, count me in for the next one
By the way Judy, that drink was Absolut Kurrant vodka and sambuka (can't spell sorry)
thanks again to all of ye for a very entertaining night smackbottom
Judy
Happy Birthday hun (better late than never lol)
It was great to meet u but remind me never to take a spanking from you after what i witnessed on Saturday, but at lease he enjoyed it biggrin
Hope you have a lovely day xxxxxxx
Andi
Marcuso darling
Room for 2 more???? Mr Horny and I would love to join u xxxxxxxx
Andi xxxxxxx
Muttley's
You are very welcome to stay here for a few nights, just let me know what dates so I can sort things out.
Andi xxxxxxxxx
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Quote by little gem
How many people did i snog and flash at

<stands up to be counted>
Count me in on that one too passionkiss
Quote by Joanne-ish
Great night and I hope you had a fantasic time. I know we did
It was good to see so many people... Tatty biggrin Angel chat :D Huxley :D susie :D davidn48 :D Muttleys :D Pleasure :D Kazbbw :D everyready cpl :D slavedave :D CCR ( so god dam sexy ) :D Kazswallows :D Star :D wbb :D Tongue :D Mistress sassy :D Corrie :D Steff35 :D:D:D...... too many more to mention i will be here all day ..........
allyson I am so please i came and got you from the corner and dragged you kicking and screaming to the table you were in my corner lol i was the one that was going to be a wallflower you looked to fine for the corner glad you had a good time :D xx
Special Thanks to our hosts for the night not naming them here but they know who they were xxxx

Hey, what about me????? Bitch!
passionkiss
Firstly of course massive thanks to Marc and his beautiful side kicks for organising last night. What a fantastic time we all had. My first SH social and it was great.
Apologies for being a tart by the way
OK here goes and I will have left someone out I'm sure so sorry in advance, but i was a bit tipsy:
MrHorny kiss :kiss: :kiss: thanks for everything hunny
HornyOldTart passionkiss great to meet you finally xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Calista - it was great to meet u, nerves, good grief they disappeared when i had such a warm welcome from The Muttleys. Looking forward to Friday btw xxxxx
SmokerJim and Smoking Muff, thanks for letting me share your taxi at such short notice, you 2 are great biggrin
The Muttley's, what a lovely couple. Mr Muttley so attentive though from that height to be fair you had quite a good view of my tits so i suppose that helped. Mrs Muttley, you are a fantastic lady, very funny and a bad influence lol :kiss: for both of u
Susiebabes, lovely to meet you and thanks for the makeup lol
Andy & BiPaula, great to meet you both and there is no way you are mingers! So be told!
Shelly, as always it was a pleasure to see you hun xxxxx
Serps & Slayer, Serps ye lanky git :kiss:. Slayer, you are lovely, far too good for him lol
SlaveDave, finally got to meet ye, see I am mad, I warned you! xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
NottsM4Fun, hey you, chat soon i hope ;)
Bi-Guy-Notts it was lovely to meet you, glad I was on your list to say hello to xxx
Joanne-ish and Mike-ish, Joanne, you are one sexy lady, coffee time at yours is not far away hun promise coffee,
Steff35, well lovely to meet you hun did I tell you that you are cute? lol
Rams, always a pleasure to see you both, and to get a peek at Mr Ram's tattoos xxxxx
LancyUK - fab massage, thank you, we must finish that very very soon :kiss:
Vicky_UK a pleasure as always xxx
Davidn48, thanks for the flasher thingy and thanks to Joanne-ish for placing it so perfectly
OK I think I must have missed absolutely loads of you off but I will be here for ever, so who have I forgotten, erm:
Lorraine, Angel Chat, Julie1964, HornyHubby, Alex & Hannah, Postie, Steel, MartyCleveland, Pleasure40070, Linnetscouple, Star, CrazyBabe, BiPoisonDwarf
Kisses to you all. You are all just great!
Oh the list is endless and on the small amount of sleep I have had this is useless, my mmory has gone now sorry.
Had a fab time, thanks to everyone who was there as you all made it a very special party for all of us.
Oh where do I start .........
OK at the beginning
Wishmaster and David, thank you so very much for organising last night.
As for my first visit to a club, wow! So, when are we going again, next week????
It was lovely to meet so many friends that I have been chatting to in the chatroom. Hope to see you all again soon.
Oh, Serps, don't forget you have to be nice to me ur misses said so flipa
Richardm, you looked much better without the towel ;) ;)
Note for Mr Rams, the a26 is near Tunbridge Wells rotflmao :rotflmao::rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Special thanks to PJ for looking after me and to Lorraine for (well she knows what for) biggrin
Quote by BiWelshMinx
noooooooooooooooooooooo mad :x :x
I need my daily fix of Shireen_mids!! :twisted:
:P
Minx x x

Well I'm missing u hun xxxxx
Quote by LadyFeeBee

prob not but hey, join in why not LOL hump

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Oh I've come over all bouncy today (I think its UniversalEagerSluts fault!!)
Can I bring someone with me?? Can I Pleeaaassse ?
:twisted:
depends who it is ;)
That'll be me then !!!
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Fee
XX
Oh no, I can't compete with ur lovely rear Fee, mine is huge and horrid, I would be shamed.
Quote by the_Laird

Ooooh, Mrs Beds, u gonna be my first Bi experience? :bounce:

Quote by Mrs Beds
I was gonna ask you to be mine :giggle:

Do you need anyone to hold your coats ?
innocent
prob not but hey, join in why not LOL hump
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Oh I've come over all bouncy today (I think its UniversalEagerSluts fault!!)
Can I bring someone with me?? Can I Pleeaaassse ?
:twisted:
depends who it is ;)
Quote by the_Laird

Ooooh, Mrs Beds, u gonna be my first Bi experience? :bounce:

Quote by Mrs Beds
I was gonna ask you to be mine :giggle:

Do you need anyone to hold your coats ?
innocent
prob not but hey, join in why not LOL hump
Quote by Mr&MrsBeds

I'll pass the oxygen on Mrs Beds when i have come round promise xxxx

Well we could just all lock lips and survive on eachothers oxygen..might pass the time quicker... And you can pick what lips to lock too... lol
Ooooh, Mrs Beds, u gonna be my first Bi experience? :bounce:
I was gonna ask you to be mine :giggle:
Oh experimenting, cool!
Quote by Mr&MrsBeds
Thanks Mark
Some of us can't survive without the room
Oxygen pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

And I thought I was the only one lol
I'll pass the oxygen on Mrs Beds when i have come round promise xxxx
Well we could just all lock lips and survive on eachothers oxygen..might pass the time quicker... And you can pick what lips to lock too... :lol:
Ooooh, Mrs Beds, u gonna be my first Bi experience? :bounce:
Quote by Mr&MrsBeds
Thanks Mark
Some of us can't survive without the room
Oxygen pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

And I thought I was the only one lol
I'll pass the oxygen on Mrs Beds when i have come round promise xxxx
Thanks Mark
Some of us can't survive without the room
Oxygen pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
So, I'm still a bit of a newbie here and really don't want to go to my first munch on my own.
Are there any nice single men, who are already on the list to go, out there (preferably somewhere near me in Yorkshire) prepared to escort a probably quite nervous lady to the party?
Hope you are out there somewhere xxxxxxxx
Quote by NaughtyHubby
oh ffs you two i'll buy you a bag each
geez next you will want ice cream and jelly

Oh I'll have the ice cream and jelly NaughtyHubby kiss
Quote by Wishmaster
It's getting nearer!!!!
I'm going for a club record lol........ got 5 female names (no guys please, not in the mood lol) down already .... add urs to the bottom of this list if you want to help me beat the record! (whatever that is ... hehehe)
Add name here ............................
Oops --- 6 now. hehehe

Hope my name is on that list Wishmaster wink
Presuming it is one of the 2 lists I know of hehehehe kiss
Hi there
We are a couple (f 26, m 32) looking for someone to come and play with me while he watches on Tuesday 4th October in the Chesterfield area (junction 29 of M1).
Just a bit of background, I am a bbw, tall with brown curly hair and blue eyes, and very very horny.
He will want to join in but he is straight so loads of attention for me lol
It will be a fun packed evening with the right person, so please get in touch and pm me.
Andi xxx