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Dlep
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 51
0 miles · West Midlands

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'Ere Sarge.....Is cam's compulsory? I think that I'd scare a lot of people off....:shock:
*tries to hide cam*
Quote by Medic_1
lol
A name that is used a lot these days and is a VERY CLOSE friend of St3v3 is >>>>>>>
FOO FOO
She tends to get the blame for most things that happen these days and if she is very bad St3v3 hits her with a big hammer:- (its a kink of his) Her valves get quite a bashing lol
So without doubt my nomination is a YES for Foo Foo.
Phredd.

The Sarge and I have also found out that the Chat room servers are suffering from a bent Giggle pin as well as a broken Foo Foo Valve....
I think that people should be more careful when using the chat room.....We only have so many spares in the stock room you know.....lol
As well as the above comments, it should also be pointed out that many people just like to chat on there. I'm on there just for that myself, but if you joined in with the conversation and let people get to know you Im sure that things will get better biggrin
Hope you find things get better for you wink
Quote by Sassy-Seren
watch out for this lot though, they're all loon you know

And you aren't? lol
Welcome Wxmcpl wave
Quote by Sarah
You mean there are single guys on this site?

*Holds hand up*
I used to be one.....but Im reformed now.......Im taking it one day at a time. FA is very kind and takes care of me and I wont go back to my old habits.....Honest..... sad
lol
Sorry, couldnt resist...... :shock:
Quote by naughtynymphos1
Good luck with the move, new job etc
See you soon when your sorted kiss
(and have you got a west midlands visa?)

visa?!!!! what visa? :shock:
I dont need a visa.....mainly as I live about 30 minutes from Utopia and Chams.....lol
Nice to see things are going your way.....wink
Quote by Sassy-Seren
wink
On the last day of "Hug a single person week" Hug a Mod = you know it makes scence :lol2:
Phredd :love:

Do I have to? :scared:
No, but it will be appreciated......lol
You hunni.....anytime :twisted:
redface .....but I was thinking about the Mods....do Chat OP's get counted too? dunno
Can we have an official decision? lol
Quote by Sassy-Seren
wink
On the last day of "Hug a single person week" Hug a Mod = you know it makes scence :lol2:
Phredd :love:

Do I have to? :scared:
No, but it will be appreciated......lol
Quote by Sarah
Munch whats a munch lol
Never been to one, never met anyone lol

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
lol
Quote by meat2pleaseu
and there's a reason you're called Dollop confused

Yes...you cant spell....(and Im not hijacking anymore...I'll get into trouble....sad)
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I'm more like my other identity, Mr Incredible wink

rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
Unfortunately, there IS a resemblance Sassy.........
Both have an over inflated opinion of themselves......lol
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Give em a coloured name and the power goes to their heads :doh: :giggle:

Noooo.....I wouldnt do nowt like that.....even before the name change....lol
Quote by meat2pleaseu
the fact you replied within a minute just proves my point :moon:

Yes, and you had to spend 3 or so minutes waiting to reply to prevent yourself looking like a chump by doing the same.....rotflmao
who asked you to join in, fluffy flipa
I dont need an invitation....I go anywhere I like.....
And its MR fluffy to you....flipa
lol
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Is that when you're having sex in a field?? :giggle:

Says our resident expert in the *ahem* field....lol
Ah, you know me well :giggle: Roll on summer !!!! :twisted:
Or a roll in the hay perhaps? wink
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Thanks Dlep! I knew you'd be behind me :giggle: Just warm your hands next time passionkiss

Cold hands, warm heart....or something like that....:shock:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Is that when you're having sex in a field?? :giggle:

Says our resident expert in the *ahem* field....lol
Quote by meat2pleaseu
the fact you replied within a minute just proves my point :moon:

Yes, and you had to spend 3 or so minutes waiting to reply to prevent yourself looking like a chump by doing the same.....rotflmao
With regard to the last one ("the wooden thing"....lol), it mentions terminals for electricity and "Ohms" being on it. Ohms is the unit of electrical resistance Named after Georg Ohms a German Scientist who discovered the "resistance" of various materials to an electrical charge......so chance are its a very old variable resistor....for what I havent got a bloody clue.....lol.
My flatmate knows, but thats it.....I only told him because he was getting suspicious that I was going out every weekend after not bothering to out for over 18 months......and the fact that I was suddenly happier, more confident and the fact that people were ACTUALLY ringing my mobile (a previously unheard of event....:shocksmile
His reaction? "Oh well, just remember to use a nodder...."
I dont know why I just didnt tell him straight off.....lol
Quote by PoloLady

I know thats how it looks now :doh:
When I met Mr Davej I was almost speechless, I said almost :!:
He is just so much younger than I expected, no cardi and slippers or anything dunno

i remember a time when someone shouted out from the other side of the room"That's PoloLady?":shock:
And then proceeded to tell me you had previously imagined me as 50 and frumpy confused
Pololady, when I had my original avatar a lot thought I was 50....so it was a shock when they met me at Mids Munch. One of them was Fallen Angel....lol
Quote by Dawn_Mids
I guess the only real surprise for me was meeting Mr davej confused
Everyone else has been as expected or so much nicer biggrin

:shock: I think you need your eyes testing in my case....Me? Nice? lol
When I saw your new name, I instantly thought of H-x as being short for Highly Xplosive.....but I wouldnt know about that personally...... wink
Quote by Missy
Clumsy people put a smile on my face rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao

If thats the case then you'd love me.....it's how I got my other nick name (see sig.....:shocksmile
lol
Quote by meat2pleaseu
looking for my leopard, nah nah nah nah ne ne

Have you found it yet...? Or do you mean Leppard? lol
Dont know why its cold where you live Meaty.....Its sunny here. wink
Quote by karl74
time for a new pic?????

A variation of the Wheelbarrow position perhaps? lol
Quote by redpantherman
Walking into a strange place & having that smell of vanilla wafting through the air... Pure Magic!!!

Vanilla's have a smell?
I never noticed and I live with one.....:shock:
lol
For me, a simple pleasure is to get a text, email or phone call from FA.....:happy:
Yes, Im soppy like that..... wink
Quote by Sassy-Seren

But I always have cereal before I go muff diving, you'll have to bloody wait woman!
lol
Quote by sercher01
Dlep an FA good to see u (nice tie) wink

Thanks.....rotflmao
wink
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Dlep, am wagging my finger at you now mad

Sorry! bolt
Er, couldnt resist!
rotflmao
lol
Quote by Shireen_Mids
rotflmao I wouldn't worry Dlep..... Steve knows the actions to YMCA as lots of people can testify to who were at the Wigan munch :giggle:
Shireen
xxx

Bugger, I know them too.....shock:
Not that you'll ever see me doing them.....:giggle:
And it dont count when I did them in the car on the way past that YMCA in Notts either FA lol