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Dlep
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 51
0 miles · West Midlands

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Quote by naughtynymphos1
Hiya WRATS
I pop in very occasionally still, but w*rk tends to keep me pretty occupied.
Nice thread tho....great to see some of the people i know and love are still around.
xxx

oooooh where u been hiding?
In mingers corner wink lol
room for 2? wink
Out the pair of you! smackbottom smackbottom smackbottom
MIngers corner is closed!
wink
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Then I think a new pic is called for Plum :rascal:

Okay, Sassy-Seren.....(again...lol)
My other name Dlep comes up with a lot of other things same with Plum, so Im not too worried....even if you add "Swinger" it reveals nothing about me. I think it does if you add Swinging Heaven though....but only my flatmate knows Im a swinger and he doesnt know about which sites I use.....(thank god...:shocksmile
Antoinette, Marie, Queen of France (1755-1793)
"Pardonnez-moi, monsieur."
Marie Antoinette was the wife of King Louis XVI. She was convicted of treason following the Revolution and sentenced to death by beheading. As she approached the guillotine, she accidentally stepped on the foot of her executioner
Well, my avatar is my contribution.....well its a bod....its up to the ladies to say whether its hot or not...... :shock:
Ive already posted my bum once but you can see it (a bit) on my new avatar lol... :shock:
Quote by little gem
Dlep, honey, I can't wait to meet you after that valentines poem you wrote for me. :twisted:
kiss
Gem. x

redface
Well, Im down for a lot.....I went from not going to any for the first 9 months I started using this site to going to atleast 1 a month. It will be really good to meet you too.....wink
Quote by meat2pleaseu

Dambuster (sober) - I have never arrived early enough to witness that yet.
:rascal:

Has anyone??? bolt
Minx x x
Im still trying to put my back right after the bone crushing hug you gave me at Mids munch Minxy.....I dont what you were drinking but it gave you super human strength..... :shock:
wink
No Plum, she just diverted the strength she had in her legs, therefore nessesatating me having to carry her back to the hotel.
And you're complaining about that?
Sheesh.....! Some blokes dont know how lucky they are.... rolleyes
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The Binxy carrying was ok, it was the slurred Wenglish that was a bit offputting
Still, could have been worse, i hear someone bumped into that Dlep geezer. Oh the trauma! rolleyes
Oi! Nowt wrong with that "Dlep geezer..." lol.....Anyway who bumped into me.....I met a lot of people that night...... wink
I could understand Minxy, but that could be the welsh part of me kicking in......
Quote by meat2pleaseu

Dambuster (sober) - I have never arrived early enough to witness that yet.
:rascal:

Has anyone??? bolt
Minx x x
Im still trying to put my back right after the bone crushing hug you gave me at Mids munch Minxy.....I dont what you were drinking but it gave you super human strength..... :shock:
wink
No Plum, she just diverted the strength she had in her legs, therefore nessesatating me having to carry her back to the hotel.
And you're complaining about that?
Sheesh.....! Some blokes dont know how lucky they are.... rolleyes
wink
Quote by BiWelshMinx

Dambuster (sober) - I have never arrived early enough to witness that yet.
:rascal:

Has anyone??? bolt
Minx x x
Im still trying to put my back right after the bone crushing hug you gave me at Mids munch Minxy.....I dont what you were drinking but it gave you super human strength..... :shock:
wink
Nothing to do with what I was drinking Plum, I am just passionate about my friends biggrin ;)
Minx x x
redface redface redface
:happy: :inlove:
It'll be great to see you again at Bristol munch minxy! wink
Quote by BiWelshMinx

Dambuster (sober) - I have never arrived early enough to witness that yet.
:rascal:

Has anyone??? bolt
Minx x x
Im still trying to put my back right after the bone crushing hug you gave me at Mids munch Minxy.....I dont what you were drinking but it gave you super human strength..... :shock:
wink
Quote by Marcuso
I've just looked at the list under D and P and Im not there. sad
Id prefer to go under Dlep, but if I have to, then I'll have to go under Plum.
Thanks biggrin

OOOOPS...Sorry mate.
I've got you on the list I have in Microsoft word, but hadn't added you to the thread list.
Sorted now and yes you can go as Dlep
Or............seeing as you use both names.......why not just save time and go as DP?.... :twisted:
That might cause a problem if Deviated Prevert goes too......lol
I'll leave it up to the badge makers, if you're using badges wink
As a student of most things Japanese I found this definition using the Google search:
Bukkake (from the Japanese verb ぶっかける, bukkakeru: "to douse, to pour") is a group sex practice wherein a series of men takes turns ejaculating on a kneeling woman. There are strong overtones of erotic humiliation in this practice. When the term bukkake is used in Japan, it usually refers to a method of preparing noodles and not the sexual act.
wink
Well I thought it might be better for Mik...its indestructable.....it has character and its roomy (if a little unreliable....:shocksmile......One owner, has 78,000,000,000 light years on the clock.......
Well, it was just a thought....... sad
I've just looked at the list under D and P and Im not there. sad
Id prefer to go under Dlep, but if I have to, then I'll have to go under Plum.
Thanks biggrin
Quote by naughtynymphos1
It does always puzzle me why overtly shy people want to swing - it just doesn’t seem an advantageous characteristic - but I guess it is just another one of those mysteries of life.

i have to admit i have wonderd that a few times too confused
i guess shy people need sex too lol
Er, Im shy, but I cant explain it.....
I am you know, really....... wink
Quote by Happy Cats
Now then Chimpy, try and remember this –
Some assertive confident posters will actually be quite shy
Some shy posters will actually be confident and assertive
Some you think you’ll like, you wont
Some posters you don’t like, you will
Some will look exactly as you thought
Some will look completely different to what you thought
Some are reserved personally but outgoing sexually
Some are reserved sexually but outgoing personally
And some will be exactly what you expected
Hope this helps
lol

I wont ask which I was then......:shock:
wink
There are a lot of people that I'd like to meet at a munch or social, but I'd like to think that I'd be happy to meet everybody to be honest...... wink
Quote by little gem
I dont think I've had one locked yet have i?
;)
Gem. x - expecting to see one of the few threads she started bumped from the archive and locked

I remember being the last person to reply to a post before it got locked.....
Does that count....? dunno
Quote by Dawn_Mids
(Wanna hunt the white bits ?) cool

YES! :giggle:
I'm up for a bit of socialising if anyone in the midlands is interested.
Anyone within about half an hour of the NEC dunno
Dawn
biggrin
I think there are a fair few of us now..... biggrin
Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
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Dawn :- have you been at the :shock: sprouts and Marmite again lol
phredd

:shock: Urgh!
Quote by PoloLady
Myself and a few SH friends were having a discussion (between other things) relating to munches, LMU and photo ads. We were debating the differing success rate each offers in relation to sex (rather than the social aspect). As a result of our discussion I have decided to do some research.
So, to all you avid munch goers I ask for your assistance in completing the questionnaire below.
If you do partake in this questionnaire all I ask is for you to be totally honest. I will also emphasise again - this is not relating to the social aspect of attending munches.
Questionnaire:
1 - Are you male/female/couple? Dreaded Single Male..... lol
2 - How many munches have you attended? So far 3
3 - What is the typical/average time lapse between the munches you have attended? So far its been about 1- 3 weeks
4 - After attending your first munch (not including people you already knew or have had sex with or people you have already arranged to meet at an after party) how many new people did you arrange to have sexual encounters with as a direct result of attending the munch? 1
5 - As a result of attending a subsequent munch (not including people you had already met at a previous munch/socially or already have had sex with or arranged to meet at an after party) how many new people did you arrange to have sexual encounters with directly as a result of attending that munch? Nil
6 - What do you estimate to be the typical number of attendees at the munches you have attended? between 50 - 100
7 - What would you estimate to be the typical % of attendees you get to know at a munch? between 50 - 75%
8 - Do you ever arranged to meet a person/people who you have not met at a munch? I have done, but not very often
9 - How many munches would you estimate you will be attending this year? erm, I've lost count....its about 12 - 14 so far...... :shock:
10 - What is your primary reason for attending a munch? Mainly social, but if anything else happens, well that's a bonus..... wink
Thank you for your assistance.
I would like to thank Kazswallows for the invite to her party, it was my first and I really enjoyed it.
Also a big thank you to Mistress_Sassy and to Vodkatonic for all the help on the MK meet....I would never have been able to go otherwise..... wink
Heck, in fact Thank you to everyone who has met me and made me feel part of the community...... wink
I have an ad, and although I havent had any replies, it doesnt bother me too much, as I now use it to show people I know on here what I look like so they know who to avoid at munches etc...... :shock:
I prefer to meet people at munches and take it from there anyway, it works for me. You can only put so much about yourself on an ad, where as people get a far better view (literally) of you in person.
But, I live in hope..... wink
It's just like a sign saying "Wet paint - do not touch".....you just have to...... :shock:
Quote by Serendipity
Damn those doggers, they're a right shifty bunch!!! :shock:

The Serendipitous one....shifty?
Yeah..... and I've got grey hair.... :shock:
Shit, I have! :shock: :shock: :shock:
wink
(I wouldn't mind getting shifty with you wink)
I was very fortunate to have been allowed to go munches very quickly in relation to when I joined. But I was on the old chat room before the site revamp all the time, lol. Like everyone has said, post on the forums and chat in the chat room. Tell people about yourselves. Start a thread about something.....either a brief intro about yourselves or something funny or serious. It enables people to see what kind of a person(s) you are. It's all about trust, and if people trust you then you'll be literally dragged to munches. I was threatened by a couple of people that if I didnt show myself at a recent munch (I wasnt able to go at the time for various reasons sad , and people bent over backwards to help me.....and I did go in the end biggrin )that they would show up outside my flat and kidnap me! lol
Its a good community and you'll soon be invited to go to munches....but as the saying goes....."You get out what you put in...."
Hope to see you at one soon..... biggrin