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DreamerHelen
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 47
0 miles · Greater London

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AlexClaireSX you are definitely more than welcome....thanks for the PM..... biggrin
Redgirlmanc and Will_32 you are welcome to come :D
Quote by naughtynymphos1

Did he go outside for a breath of fresh air ???? :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

it was so funny i couldn't carry on for laughing :giggle:
he just went downstairs 4 a drink

Bless him....
Tell him if he wants to repeat the experience I might be able to squeeze one out :twisted:
LoL...that was a JOKE by the way..... wink
Quote by naughtynymphos1
i have to admit i don't fart but....
sleazy was once down on a woman, she was on all fours and he had his face behind her, and she just farted in his face :giggle:
he's gunna kill me for that bolt

pmsl...so what did he do? Did he ignore it or say something?
Quote by Jack47
Count me in please.... been ages since I I was at a munch

Sorry but I've never heard of you.....is there anyone that can vouch for you?
I have to admit to some curiousity but I don't think I could live with myself for devouring an 18 year old virgin..... lol
Quote by naughtynymphos1
Helen :shock:
have you been taking something maybe we should know about? poke

pmsl No hun, but it's just something that's been on my mind for a while....the phenomenon of not farting during oral when secretly you really need to..... lol
Hi Guys, please forgive me, I'm in a weird mood today..... redface
But I was wondering.....when I was still a virgin and hadn't done anything at all I kept worrying about what I would do if I needed to fart and someone wanted to give me oral.
But in my experience now, even if I do need to fart it just goes away when I spread my legs and get ready to receive oral.
So have other women and I suppose men found this? Or do you just let rip when the guy or woman is down there?
Sorry if its already been done...I couldn't recall anything...but then I am going mad in my old age biggrin
Ooooooooh I'd be up for that......depending on whereabouts in the country it is.....
Let me know Friendly hun.... kiss
Lewis10x and MidlandsLady you both on the Reserve List until we get to know you better.
BBW of course there is a place for you on the list hun!! biggrin
UPDATE AND REQUEST
I have just spoken to the Venue to confirm everything for next year and they have just informed me that because so many people are coming they will need to organise two Bouncers.
Therefore I have ammended the front page slightly as I will now need to charge £2 to everyone coming in to cover the cost of the two Bouncers and also to refund the Deposit to the kind person who paid it for me (I'm not going to name her because I don't want to embarrass her LoL but kiss to you).
I also have a request to place, if there are any DJ's that are coming that would be willing to donate their services I would be very much appreciated as the cost of hiring a DJ is outrageous!!
I will pass a hat round for the DJ later in the evening so you will not go without.
If you would like to DJ for us then please PM me....you must have your own Equipment.
Many Thanks.
Quote by Jim_York
Hi Helen
would you put myself and kate down for this one please hun?
Thanks
JIm
xxx

Yep you are on the List!!
Hi There and congrats on finding your way here..... biggrin
I hope you find everything that you're looking for here....
Hi There and welcome to the Site.....
I hope you find whatever you're looking for on here.....just join in with the threads and get to know us, you'll find we're a pretty friendly bunch of people really wink
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
This has to be one of the funniest threads I've seen in ages!!!
Nice one Sarge kiss
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Helen
Please, pretty please, may I come to the munch?????
Sorry I'm so late, I am useless LOL :confused2:
Andi xxxxxxxxxxxxx

No problem hun, of course you're more than welcome wink
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Feklar you are on the Reserve List because I do'nt know you....so unless anyone can vouch for you I will review the list in a few weeks....
SlaveDave and Phire you are both more than welcome!! biggrin
Rayhim, I'm afraid the cut off date for Members is 30th November.....you joined after that date so you are not eligible to come to the Munch.

I will vouch for Feklar - Feklar is great :D
Thanks hun but someone beat you to it wink He is on the Main List now.... :D
I know the feeling Alex hun, I am also on a Course but I have a three month break at the moment which is great, it has left me feeling so much more relaxed!!
Just try to take some time for yourself hun.....you deserve it!!
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anything you want!! biggrin :D :D :D please guys rolleyes :roll: :roll: :roll:

Rayhim, I already answered you up above....you joined AFTER the cut off date and therefore you are not eligible to come to the Munch.
Try again at the next one or a later one that is happening later in the year.
I have sent you a PM Kaz with my support....but I wanted to publicly say that I support you and that I'm appalled something like this could happen to you.....
You have all my love and hugs sent to you across the cyber-waves....
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wud love it if more peeps wanted to come to partyxxxxxxxxxxx

Awwww would love to Loo but I'm already booked up for that night.... sad
I'm hoping to meet you soon though wink
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hi hun we are a notts couple just moved up from london our ad is 420880, we have been in the chatroom and have been told to apply with you and then to try and meet someone in the are foe a drink to show we are real, we would love to come and hoipefully wil have filled the criteria before long, if there is anyway you can think off which will speed up th prosess we would love to hear x

You are now on the Reserve List......
Feklar you are on the Reserve List because I do'nt know you....so unless anyone can vouch for you I will review the list in a few weeks....
SlaveDave and Phire you are both more than welcome!! biggrin
Rayhim, I'm afraid the cut off date for Members is 30th November.....you joined after that date so you are not eligible to come to the Munch.
There is a film called Killing Me Softly with Joseph Fiennes and Heather Graham in ..... there is a sex scene in that that is beyond horny and involves silk scarves around the throat.... *Phew*....LoL
And the Shower Scene in the Specialist with Sharon Stone and Sylvester Stallone.
Ooooooh Kat, is that the Shag you've been promising me then? :twisted:
Any entertainment from you Chooooon will be a pleasure wink