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DreamerHelen
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 47
0 miles · Greater London

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Quote by Yarda
Well that went well, infact it went bloody well. I wish i could go up town on a Sat night, introduce myself and have such stunning lovelies such as Vix, Horny Red and the sex godess that is Dreamer Helen all say hello back so quick - usually it takes at least 10 or 15 mins before that happens!!!!!!! Hello all smile

Ummmm you hit the "new topic" button, this should be at the bottom of your other post......just hit "add reply" at the bottom and then re-write this.
A kind Mod will probably lock this now..... biggrin
Quote by westerross
'Lo, noob.

Message from yer Mentor??
Hello Yarda stick around and enjoy.
Nope......I'm the Mentor in question......hence the above statement about me being sexy wink
Quote by westerross
Yep someone definitely had a cold on Saturday night as I have been sneezing since Sunday....and I know someone else that has a cold too.....LoL.....
So who's the culprit then? evil

Could try a forensic snog-map - and then by a process of elimination... :undecided:
Yes but dare I name who I snogged??? LoL......
Did I snog you Tune? If I didn't then that MUST be corrected at the next Munch wink
Quote by Yarda
Ok, have got myself a v sexy teacher/mentor and am now venturing past the ads and hopeing to make some new friends, so here's me,Yarda, saying hello!! smile

Me? Sexy? :shock:
LoL......oh okay I'm a sex goddess!!!!! wink
Nice to see you gotten out of the Ad and ventured on the Forum......stick around and get to know us hun......
Yep someone definitely had a cold on Saturday night as I have been sneezing since Sunday....and I know someone else that has a cold too.....LoL.....
So who's the culprit then? evil
Quote by Titsalina
:idea: Most important thing on any ad is HONESTY, dont exaggerate ANYTHING or it will come back and bite you on the ass!

I agree, why is it men always say they are really well-endowed and then when you meet them or they send a picture they're not well-endowed at all......
I would rather a guy be honest and say "I have got 6 inches" and then I would be happy with that, rather than them saying "I've got an 11 inch monster cock" and then turn out to be less than that....
Am I making sense here? :shock:
Quote by Bardass
..and ain`t it what this site is all about?

I agreed with everything you said, up until this point.
For YOU this is what this Site is for, for YOU it is about getting some relief and I am not going to judge you for it.....
But for other people this site is about friendship, sex, a social life and thousands of other things that I can't begin to think of.......you see, for everyone here they have a different reason for being here and it's not always about sex.....I know it isn't always about that for me, in fact sometimes its the last thing on my mind......
That said, I don't think you're bi.....I think you're more a case of "I want sex, gonna have it where I can get it"....and that's not a mean thing to say, I think it's just honest.
yes it's time to start thinking positive......
A few weeks ago I advertised for meets and had to cancel one at the last minute because I got ill......I agree that it is only polite to let them know but sometimes that is not possible or maybe they lost your number or something.....
But I agree with Steph......get to some of the Munches and get to know people, you will make better contacts there and it's loads of fun!!! :twisted:
Quote by marmalaid
I'm asking anybody that is willing to give me a snog.... wink
You'll do I suppose Chris rolleyes LoL

Don't force yourself now, will ya?
biggrin passionkiss
LoL......I never have to be forced to snog you hun sillyassionkiss:
I'm asking anybody that is willing to give me a snog.... wink
You'll do I suppose Chris rolleyes LoL
I agree, I would like face pics so I can see who I'm talking to.....
But it's also nice to see a cock shot.....so if you're doing an Ad then put a face pic AND a cock shot in my opinion....
But if it's just your profile don't put up a Cock Shot....Jags will kill you!!! LoL....
Quote by blueyes0100
Thanks for the invite Helen
Looking forward to seeing you and everyone else there!
Kai

No problem, see you there!!
Quote by bhd1976
Next is probably DreamerHelen as she's such a pleasant and supportive person.

Awwwww thanks hun...... redface
Quote by billabong
Thanks Helen, your a beaute!!

No problem hun.....looking forward to meeting you!!
Quote by Charlotte the Damsel
Hi everyone wave
I have a big favour to ask.............I would still love to come to the party, but unfortunately my friend Steve is now unable to, and so I am without a ride - would any of you be able to give a lift to a Damsel in distress? I am happy to pay towards petrol, and RogertheDragon (my husband) can take me to Peterborough or Leicester if that makes it easier............?
Thank you in advance,
Charlotte xx

Hi Charlotte, I can't offer a lift I'm afraid as I am getting a lift myself.....but if the worst comes to the worst you can always catch the bus. It's about 5 hours from Leicester, which I know is quite a long time but at least it means you'd still be able to make the party..... I wish I could help more.....I will talk to my lift and see if they can offer you a lift....if that makes sense..... biggrin
Quote by billabong
Helen,
Ok we haven't actually met , but you do seem a great personality and I have a hunch we would have a great time. What about meeting for a drink. If it isn't there no loss !! Monday the 8th I'm free all day. I am yours to command
Billabong

Sorry but I want people who are regulars on here....
keep posting and maybe next time.... .biggrin
Quote by krakatoa
Now that's such a shame helen.
I am in hospital for an op on the 8th, and can't leave the house for 2 weeks after that, in case of infection.
I can only hope that you will have such a great time, that you will repeat this some other time.
All the best Helen, and I hope that you have a wonderful week.
Krakatoa
xxxxxx
(a.k.a - Ian)

Awwwww thats a shame........never mind, rest assured I WILL do this again so have no worries....keep an eye out in the future for let's meet up..... wink
Quote by richardm
Go on then, can I put my name down for this? It'll keep me out of mischief for the weekend - or maybe not...
richardm

Does Misschief know this? :shock:
lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Congrats to two wonderful and lovely people.......I hope your married life is as happy as can be!!!
I still have Monday, Thursday and Friday available 10am-12pm if anyone is interested......Please PM me!!
Thanks for all the PM's....I still have spaces available if you're interested then PM me....
CuddlySimon, MikeNorth and MikeC you are all on the list.....
There are about 77 people on the list so far......which is pretty great..... biggrin
Quote by MikeC
Unfortunatly Helen i cant make this event bummer, lack of money really...
il will see you at tattys tho.
MikeC

That's a shame hun sad But I will see you at Tattys biggrin
Welcome to the Site hun........
I can assure you that the majority of the guys do NOT smell of piss and fags.....well, not piss anyway....LoL......at least the ones that I 've met anyway.....
I hope you find whatever you're looking for here......it doesn't matter if you're a swinger or not, a lot of people on here don't actually swing but come here for the friendship and the social life.....
Quote by deizel
surprised Its all sytems go. would like to be in the bunch. biggrin
LoooooooooooKing 4ward.
soon
deizel :idea:

You're on the list.