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Drewxcore
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 38
0 miles · East Sussex

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Quote by Mallock2006
Drew, im up way past bedtime, whats going on lol
Louise xx

come over my side of the bar and i'll show you...
Then when he's showed ya Lou pop round to me and I'll show you a whole new experience :rascal:
hmmm louise, you choose.....a dashing young man whos full of energy and can undo buttons with his tongue....or mallock
Quote by louise_and_joe
Drew, im up way past bedtime, whats going on lol
Louise xx

come over my side of the bar and i'll show you...
ohhh, ok then :lol: here i come.............
louise xx
:bounce:
Quote by louise_and_joe
Drew, im up way past bedtime, whats going on lol
Louise xx

come over my side of the bar and i'll show you...
Quote by Sassy-Seren

and see to sassy will you sarg x
better? :giggle:

I wish someone would confused
tut, must i do everything rolleyes .....come on then, come over this side of the bar :twisted:
Quote by Sassy-Seren

And Bilko, while your down there.....theres a stain just by the stool there, could you give it a scrub please? thank you

I do apologise redface
and see to sassy will you sarg x
better? :giggle:
Quote by poshkate
where is the barman this evening....???
Kir Royale when he's ready....
kiss

I believe i've tested you on the correct way to make one of these before, since you passed i think you deserve one.
A Kir Royale for the lady :kiss:
And Bilko, while your down there.....theres a stain just by the stool there, could you give it a scrub please? thank you
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Large Baileys for the lady and as for Bilko, sorry, we cant server officers on duty :twisted:

He ain't on duty and I can always arrange to have the uniform removed :twisted:
As long as you keep him on his knees where i cant see him.......wait he'd probably like that
Large Baileys for the lady and as for Bilko, sorry, we cant server officers on duty :twisted:
Quote by redpantherman
I'm excellent at getting erections up :smug: Ask RPM wink

OMG poor RPM, with you and I going, his "erection" doesn't "stand" a chance :grin: He will just have to sleep out under the stars :lol2:
biggrin Dont worry about me ladies...

It's amazing what a bit o' gaffa tape can sort out! :rascal:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I can think of a few other uses too :rascal: :shock: Other uses for gaffa tape :shock:
Now I'm flubbin scared... bolt
I dont know you, but seeing as your male (all or one and all that)....stay near my tent, i'll help you keep the crazy women at bay duel
If you deleted two of his posts and he's now back to the total he had before the deleting....surely hes now past the mark, just not officially....
so he stuffed it up :twisted:
Quote by Amber
I have a habit of fending off compliments (should I recieve any, or recognise them in the first instance)... and inadvertantly insult the person making the compliment in the process.... the bastards!
lp

Did I mention you have gorgeous eyes!!.....oh yes I did, didn't I!! wink
Bastard!
lp
........... you're welcome!! lol
ooo the avatar is back :P
Quote by Mallock2006

I'm behind the bar! flipa

Found your vocation then :giggle:
well.....i have been offered bar staff job on a cruise ship before....5 star environment andddd i'm 6 years too young, still got the job so :flipa:
Would you like a drink, sir? x
Quote by Mallock2006
One vodka and coke for the lovelly lady kiss

Thanks drew, stay there though i may need more than one redface
Louise xx
If you need an extra one innocent
An extra what? :giggle:
louise xx
Whatever the lady desires ;-)
I'll have no sleaze in my bar thank you!.....so louise, what do you desire :twisted:
Your bar confused
I'm behind the bar! flipa
Quote by Mallock2006
One vodka and coke for the lovelly lady kiss

Thanks drew, stay there though i may need more than one redface
Louise xx
If you need an extra one innocent
An extra what? :giggle:
louise xx
Whatever the lady desires ;-)
I'll have no sleaze in my bar thank you!.....so louise, what do you desire :twisted:
Quote by varca
Mmmmmmm, cookies

My list is working fine cos I know the Cookie Monster's been perving my jar :giggle:
so have i....all in the name of science
Quote by winchwench
Louise,
You are lovely. Thank you.
kiss
Oh, and I was a saint! innocent

and lucifer was an angel, things change :twisted:
Quote by firelizard
oooo a cold shower? can i join you? :twisted:

There would never be room for me, you and Stormy in our shower :cry:
I dont mind, stormy can watch or i can kick him out :twisted:
Quote by Mal
I could always delete some of his older posts so he doesn't reach 10,000!!!
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
bolt

is it possible to reset his post count, he'd love that :giggle: save you the trouble of deleting too :twisted:
Quote by Dlep
More Sake dlep? biggrin

lol
I think someone will have to buy shares in Midori or Suntori (Saké brewers)....otherwise it will be very expensive in the long term :lol:
Lets just go to a brewery and take an open mouthed swim....just realised that in 11 years i'll be 30 :shock:
In 11 years I'll be 43....:shock:
Time flies really, but I'm not too worried anymore :lol:
Ah but i have a live fast die young attitude, maybe i wont even last that long :giggle:
Quote by Dlep
More Sake dlep? biggrin

lol
I think someone will have to buy shares in Midori or Suntori (Saké brewers)....otherwise it will be very expensive in the long term :lol:
Lets just go to a brewery and take an open mouthed swim....just realised that in 11 years i'll be 30 :shock:
I dont really regret alot about my teenage years so far apart from the fact that i let some great people leave my life and that i cant keep myself for coming to people's aid rolleyes even if the consequences are dire
Quote by Sassy-Seren
:doh: hmm whats the weather going to be like sleeping under the stars confused:
Shame you cant come was looking forward to saying hi.

I'm in the same boat too wino, i had a room booked in earthies tent :doh: lol We'll both have to not be cheap skates and get our own tents!
£25 in Argos, you tight arsed gits poke
Yes but think what else we could spend that £25 on! :twisted:
I did my good deed for the day by suggesting that the christian union girls come back for a chat, i'm nice like that!....i may be asleep when they come first thing in the morning like i asked but hey, thats just how things go :twisted: