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Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 58
Bi-curious Female, 57
UK

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Casanova
Quote by DarkEyedPhil
:laughabove:
I reckon they do porn, hardcore BDSM probably biggrin. Got to wonder how they go about making babies daleks though.

You can tell the one that where too scared to watch Dr WHo when they where kids...
The Daleks where a mutant race created by the evil Davros. They where all test tube babies!
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Casanova
My hands up
I like northern soul but dont have any talcum powder and lino to carry about
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Casanova
Rainford NW
Windy gusting to 50 knots
Clear Skys
Piggin cold........
Anyone with a welder?????
Casanova
Hippo Birdy two ewes...Hippo Birdy Two Ewes....Cant remenmebr the rest
Enjoy it anywhos...
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Casanova
OK then Debz.....Cough cough....
I ........... solemnly declare ........that from this day forward ......I will continue to take the piss keep my humour.... hold my head up high..... and fight on the seas and oceans to defend are swinging heaven what ever the cost maybe........ I shell never surrender!
Happy lol
Casanova
Quote by Alexandra
SH Poultry farm?
With the proliferation of cocks today and the fact that Christmas is coming - we could make a mint! biggrin

Never knew they made mints out of chickens. Must be a Wigan thing. confused dunno :P lol
Well they do make Uncle Joes Mint Balls there!

And hes always got a smile on his face!
Well I suppose it's a case of 'suck one and see' Joe, isn't it?
rotflmao
Ive got a pot of them over here...Do you want one?

Just two would be sufficient! wink
Its a done deal then ... MUAH :wink:
Casanova
Quote by Alexandra
:giggle: shall we put a poll up...
innocent

OOOOOO Yes - guess Posties age.
Perhaps...............................
Is he wearing well?
or just well worn?
Ok then 104?????
Happy Birthday Postie
Casanova
Quote by Alexandra
SH Poultry farm?
With the proliferation of cocks today and the fact that Christmas is coming - we could make a mint! biggrin

Never knew they made mints out of chickens. Must be a Wigan thing. confused dunno :P lol
Well they do make Uncle Joes Mint Balls there!

And hes always got a smile on his face!
Ive got a pot of them over here...Do you want one?
Well I suppose it's a case of 'suck one and see' Joe, isn't it?
rotflmao
Casanova
Quote by easy
SH Poultry farm?
With the proliferation of cocks today and the fact that Christmas is coming - we could make a mint! biggrin

Never knew they made mints out of chickens. Must be a Wigan thing. confused dunno :P lol
Well they do make Uncle Joes Mint Balls there!

And hes always got a smile on his face!
Casanova
Quote by Glasgowfella
I call mine "ma boabie" which in the winter could possibly be extended to "ma boabie ewing" cos it tends to disappear with the cold but has been known to make a reappearance after a hot shower

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I would just like to say that our recent newbie intake has had a far better GSOH standard than usual!
AWWWWW Shucks maam
Well all i can say is that you lot must just bring out the best in me
Has it warmed up on Scotland then????
I call mine BOB cause it likes to.... wink
Casanova
Quote by Alexandra
Ok - so we have a vacancy for a Chief Plucker
mmmmm did I spell that right? rolleyes

i do pluck pheasant...no really i do, i can prepare most game...
And I thing you'll find a lot that are game on here! wink
I'm Game...... :wink:
Casanova
I keep on saying to newbies that someone else holds the key to the exit door, once your in your hooked... who is that masked man?
Casanova
My impression of the proposed logo is that its not strong enough. It is a little lost and takes while to realise what it is. I think you will all argree that this site is up front and so our logo should be the same. The original logo stands out and is stridant. I would also agree with the union jack being present as it is a British site.
The proposed logo does have something but I think need some considerable work.
Casanova
Quote by Alexandra
SH Poultry farm?
With the proliferation of cocks today and the fact that Christmas is coming - we could make a mint! biggrin

No its a Turkey
Casanova
Alex
I think that is a worthwhile suggestion. It would seem sensible that SHs new owners would wont to here good suggestions over what would make this a beeter place to be, and before you say anything its a good place to be at the moment. But someone may come up a brilliant idea that would benefit us all...
Casanova
Morals where the invention of controlling powers that wanted thier liltte society to stay in place. These minor local laws then melded into nation wide laws and were based on the local religion.
Now that we are independant thinkers we can make our own choices. I live my life by making sure that my actions dont hurt others. Its easy to do and I would never intensionally offend anyone in any way.
I think that is the core of todays morals thinking of others
Thats definatley a bit deep for me....I shal have to go and lie down....oooo
Casanova
I could tell you but I would be breaking the official secrets act......
lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Casanova
Vanillas I do like the hunt but the aftermath can be boring, you want to do what with that???????
lol
Casanova
Classic I wonder if they will meet again? Can you imagine what he thought?
Yeah good night that....whats that on the table? I dont remember putting that there....Oh my god what have I let myself in for??? lol
Casanova
Hey Congrats heres to the next 1000 lol
I never get tired of seeing your avatar wink
Casanova
I am in to everything... Theres not enough time for all my hobies.
What do I do....
Astronomy
Design and Build telescopes (I am on a slightly different kind of forum for that)
Cycling ( I am a member of a Time Trail club, Actually won a throphy this year! Fastest 10 for the club. Not the fastest in the world but mins for ten miles)
Motorbike ( I have a R6 and just rebuidling an old GT550)
Building Weird Computers (I have just built a pc in an Ammo Box)
Electronics ( I build anything from Audio Amps to Controlers for Telescopes)
But my main hobby at the moment is rebuilding my current house. I bought it cheap as the old bloke who lived here did nothing to it for years. So I am just about to paint the ceiling again!
Casanova
Quote by Alexandra
Plucking it's the best way

I like a good plucking as well....Oh wrong topic.... redface
............Alex looks for her best tweezers........... :twisted:
Ive got a pair you cant borrow :angel:
Casanova
Quote by outlaws2001
Plucking it's the best way

I like a good plucking as well....Oh wrong topic.... redface
Casanova
I gotta be the first to say it....
Stairway to Heaven lol
Casanova
Heloo dont worry about your age just enjoy whatever happens happens...I wish I was in my twenties again..(lucky sod)
Casanova
As they all said once youve been on here a short while you get hooked. Welcome to the mad house enjoy your stay someoen else has that key to outside....
And I would say that althought there are 5000 ads for men seeking women and 100 for women seeking men, on the forum the girls seem to post more....
Casanova
Quote by EagerSlut
My Prince Albert has never set one off.

Eager thats cause its none magnetic. It only detects things that are magnetic, if your albert were it would go rusty!!!!
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Casanova
OOOOHHH Fiona Bruce....
I had seen the impersonation of her on a BBC2 show and wondered what all the fuss was about until last night. What fantastic legs....and body and what I wouldnt do to her you could write on the back of a postage stamp in big letters.....
OOOOHHH Fiona Bruce.... lol