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Dune
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 60
Bi-curious Female, 59
UK

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My Saturday Night was real Vanilla.
I am a member of a local Time Trail Cycle Club and it was our annual prize presentation night. I must say it was very good fun and no lyrca to be seen. I was out of the running as I had been working away and I know I would have had one or two of the cups cause I post better times than someone that won...Grrr Doesnt work get in the way of life!
The after dinner speach was made by a local BBC radio presenter, he was extremely funny. Then there was lots to drink.. lol
Quote by Alexandra
I am sure that he is as dissapointed as you and wishes he could have made it. If hes as good friend as you say I am sure he will make it up to you. lol

Oh - it certainly wasn't his fault - so nothing to make up for.
Anyway - he's had a lousy day and a lousy week - but I can only hope I have just put a smile on his face! wink rolleyes :wink:
Alex, from seeing your posts I am sure you know how to put a smile on his face.... :wink:
Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
I have a pink rampant rabbit, a straight hard plastic one
then as a couple of people on here have seen, my big very loud husband made vibe that shakes my whole body lol
Shaz x

not just your bloody body :giveup:
Well you know, nothing wrong with a vibe that could cause an earthquake :lol:
Shaz I hope your Household insurance is up to date! :lol:
And i thought I coudlnt type. Shows how the Universities are going down hill! lol
Welcome to the madhouse, Enjoy your stay as it will become an addiction....
lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
BT are proberbly the worst ISP in the country. A friend of mine had to wait 18 months to get broadband cause they needed so many customers before they would up date the exchange. What a way to run a business.
I told em where to get off after (this was some years ago) they wanted £400 as a deposit to put a phone line in. Thier excuse was that the last householder owed them money!
This is my 3rd house with Blueyonder and I just dont have any trouble... lol
Does it matter? Thats the real question. I like who I like because they are who they are. I am in my late 30's now and being right in the what i would call the middle age group find ladies of all ages attractive.
There is a certain older lady that I would do anything for. Shes an absolutly lovely woman!
lol
I am sure that he is as dissapointed as you and wishes he could have made it. If hes as good friend as you say I am sure he will make it up to you. lol
I prefer films with a good plot. Horrors unless they are good dont ever scare me theres worse out on the street. I used to watch all the old Hammer House of Horror years ago when i was a kid and the new ones are just gore not plot.
I have been to movies to watch a horror film and when everyonbe screams I laugh. I just think most of the are jokes.
The effects of the last few Japanese movies remade in america have been good, ie ring but not scarey... Must be something wrong with me
Thank you all for your caring messages. Thats one of the reasons why I like being part of this forum
lol
Thanks for your understanding. I am currently working from home and I went down stairs to find that my 12 year old son had printed this out last night.....

I nearly went all tearfull again it was her last night....Thanks to you all..again
Ever since parking violations were decriminalised the jobs worth council idiots have taken over. They are on bonus they must be. My latest that I am fighting is for parking betwwen double yellows and resident parking on a single yellow line. It was with a disabled blue badge. the stupid little jobs worth still booked my car wit the blue badge in the window.
To say that the letter of complaint was blunt and to the point was an understatement. I hope that Liverpool coucil refuse to drop the ticket cause I will go to court to get someone retrained! evil :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
You may have read the other day that I did have five cats until two house moves in under year and lost one cat per move leaving me with three.
Yesterday I had to get another cat, Kitty, put to sleep. I know some of you dont like cats but I like thier atitude.
Kitty was my oldest cat at 22 years and was totally oblivious to whatr was happening around her. She was definatly suffering from some for of old age demeture (spelling??) but was realy happy. Everytime you picked her up she just purred her head off.
I opened the garage the other day to see her sitting there. She tried to stand and couldnt. She had been run over. Being an old cat she never went far so must of been run over in my street, by one of the scroats that think its big and clever to race down the road.
I took her to the vet yesterday to have the RTA confirmed and be told that because of her age she would most proberbly not survive the anesthetic. I had to have her put to sleep.
She was older than my kids, its funny she was only an animal but I feel the loss very deeply.
Oh god this is a depressing thread but I feel I have to share it. :cry: :cry: :cry:
Now I only have two cats. I can see a trip to a local animal snactuary coming on.....
Even those who dont like cats do you get attached to your pets as much as I do?
I like the matrix signs on the motorway in the mornings 'DONT DRIVE TIRED' .
Yeah sorry boss i cant come into work today as i dont want to drive tired!
How long would you have a job.....muppets
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Now who was it that made that promise wink

It was someone sat smoking in a freezing cold garage somewhere near to Crewe!
Quote by Dune
Was it me? lol I got the bike with the comfy seat :lol:

It wasnt you Dune but if your offering ......... :wink:
Sod Off Sleazy, I got me ride after all :wink: :wink:
I remember a PM after my bike thread was locked :wink:
I am working my way up to be ultra. I dont think Ive done too badly in getting to be hooked to this forum. Its just the nice peolpe that you can chat to here. I would have been ultra long ago but my job took me away with no pc of a night I was stuffed....But Ill get there soon... wink
Ultra poster here I come :!:
My main forgetfulness is names, I have to say them over and over to myself to get them embedded in my bonce.
So girls if I ever scream out the wrong name in the middle of a passionate moment theres nothing meant redface
I cant vote on that theres no middle button,
I cant stand marmite on butties but love gravy made with it poured lavishly over a good roast dinner ummmm lol
I said Roast Dinner Girls :!: wink
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Errrr.... let me think about this....... NOPE you have either beeon on the wrong BIKE or I wanna ride your WOMAN lol

:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Umm, now let me remember, the mist is slowly clearing, I remember, I was sat in a cold garage, having a crafty smoke, chatting away with this 'biker' bloke when he says "Of course I will give you a ride on my nice new bike Mrs NWC"
Now who was it that made that promise wink
Was it me? lol I got the bike with the comfy seat :lol:
Pirellis for go sake man you need decent rubber on a bike brigestones.. D002s...
anyway I would love to get up to the welsh mountains on my thundercat but I seem to have contracted an infection in my foot and I couldnt change gear.....bugger
But I would rather be in bed with a certain person....Hugs to you wink
Quote by davej

Davej... sponsored by The Samaritans lol

I will have you know that I once talked a guy down from a third storey ledge :smug: if the Fire service had got there a bit quicker with thier net catcher they might have even been able to save him.....oh yes :smug:
PMSL... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Lorry Drivers that sit in the middle lane trying to overtake another lorry thats doing half a mile and hour slower than they are, causing a rolling road block at 50 mph...grrrrrrr evil mad :x :x
Oh and revolving doors stop high wind velocities in large buildings...it to do with heat rising...there is a point to them... lol
From a blokes point of view all I can say is that it might be his hair or lack of it. Crew cuts do tend to be associated with scallies and chavs. May be if he lets his hair grow a little?
As others have said dont worry you will meet others it just takes time. You wont have any problems as you are female, sad fact but true. :cry:
Just deny it, "
Oh thats strange Mum I didnt send you one! These new fangled things have a mind of thier own! I got one the other day from (fill in blank) and it was sooo rude...."
Or honesty
"dont read it its not for you...."
Anyway we all want to know the contents... :twisted:
Quote by Clare and Steve
Definately go back to the never know if you leave it it might fall off :shock: :giggle:

redface OWWWW surprisedops:
well whatever happens you need to go back to see your doc. Dont you get SSP?
Quote by widnescouple
oh yes erections are painfull ! very painfull, didn't have anything before the op was on a waiting list got in with 2 days notice after a year of suffering, after I got 1 orange pill and painkillers, after the first week of hell went to the doc's got some blue pills to reduce the swelling, it's gone down a fair bit but still very sore and painfull, and not looking forward to going back to work, I'm a bus driver and will have to be nice (ish) to people when my cock feels like it's on fire ! oh the joys of life

Go to your doctor and get him to sign you off for a couple more weeks. How can you concertrate on driving with a sore cock?
Quote by PrincessSwallows
If its inflamtion of the scar or wound you need to have antibiotics. Other than that bathing in salt water will help to calm it down....

Ouch, salt water! I hate it when you have to gargle salty stuff!I always seem to swallow??? lol
Well Princess with a name like yours confused: :?: :?: :?:
wink :lol: