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Ermingtrude
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 59
UK
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Just occurred to me reading another thread somewhere that I might offer myself and my nice comfy estate car to provide free transport to the airport (or indeed pick you up again) for any dicerning couples who might also enjoy the attention of a well behaved voyeuristic chauffeur to start or round off their holiday (quite happy of course to go beyond playing the voyeur if that was your wish 
worst case is a free and safe taxi ride !
worst case is a free and safe taxi ride !
Incident report, MAY, mean your details are recorded on a database somewhere but only maybe, then if a violent crime happened to be committed at the carpark concerned you 'may' find your self being cross referenced as a ' known frequenter' of the site or suspected activity.
There is nothing inherently illegal other than possibly considering a couple of very minor bye law things if you were spending too long there.
Some are just tossers some are good coppers who will visit sites on a random basis and believe it or not they do provide some benefit as they probably scare away the potentential dangerous deviants, random questioning and detail taking is all part of this, unless of course you encounter a tosser who joined to make up for some personal social ineptitude.
Just don't get caught with your pants down etc, don't pester anyone and don't be rude to the coppers and generally they will treat you fairly (you never know when they say visit ing in un-marked they may mean themselves at night in their own car, nough said.
There is nothing inherently illegal other than possibly considering a couple of very minor bye law things if you were spending too long there.
Some are just tossers some are good coppers who will visit sites on a random basis and believe it or not they do provide some benefit as they probably scare away the potentential dangerous deviants, random questioning and detail taking is all part of this, unless of course you encounter a tosser who joined to make up for some personal social ineptitude.
Just don't get caught with your pants down etc, don't pester anyone and don't be rude to the coppers and generally they will treat you fairly (you never know when they say visit ing in un-marked they may mean themselves at night in their own car, nough said.
for me it is a sexily dressed lady, preferably with class, with a hint of availability, just a hint mind, maybe juts one more button un-done the WI would approve of maybe aglint in the eye, maybe just a slight brush of breast against your arm accompanied by a warm smile, nice to be teased, flirted with, progressing slowly with rising expectations, if observed form near or afar by her partner or other half or perhaps just envious on-looker(s) all the better,
the joy of anticipation is almost as arousing as the action itself, then as this progress to feel the lady react, goose bumps as you kiss their neck, the smell of their perfume, warth of their skin, then as things move on feeling the lady rise to your lips and tongue, discovering what they respond to, a kiss here but not so much a inch to the right, whether they are ticklish or not, do they like gentle of former kissing and licking, ultimately feeling the lady reach a climax , shuddering against you and feeling their want,
and if I get to cum too then all the better
the joy of anticipation is almost as arousing as the action itself, then as this progress to feel the lady react, goose bumps as you kiss their neck, the smell of their perfume, warth of their skin, then as things move on feeling the lady rise to your lips and tongue, discovering what they respond to, a kiss here but not so much a inch to the right, whether they are ticklish or not, do they like gentle of former kissing and licking, ultimately feeling the lady reach a climax , shuddering against you and feeling their want,
and if I get to cum too then all the better
Boxers for me, but more than that I must have either close fitting ones made from that nice silky technical fabric or close fitting soft cotton (sloggi type), not a fan of the loose leg variety with button fly in them, they tend to get all runckled up cos I have big thighs from cycling
but that is just me, a fussy bugger
but that is just me, a fussy bugger
finding wankers is easy, getting one that is what they say, turn up, look like their picture, are a couple and not a guy! don't behave like frightened rabbits, .................... anyway as I said finding wankers is easy.
love to help you myself, but I am a str8 male and only wank bi guys when their wife is watching, wait a minute does that mean I am straight or not??
love to help you myself, but I am a str8 male and only wank bi guys when their wife is watching, wait a minute does that mean I am straight or not??
Pure escapism for me, not involved, seperated from the long suffering, probably would not have swung with her in anycase, one of the dreaded single guys (well I am single but I guess most are not), but find I can take it or leave it rather than so many lone guys you see at clubs who take on the look of starved hounds following ladies about in the hope of a scrap from the table (forgive that comparison ladies and partners, it is meant towards the lone guys)
high pressure job, like the single life, casual sex is OK but it is much more fun and less akward with friends than trying to figure out how your advance will be interpretated, do not wish to hurt a lady's feeling by making her think there is more than mutual pleasure in the relationship, My ideal is friends who bonk, also I guess enjoy the watching being watched as well.
anyway thats my take on it, each to somebody elses own!
high pressure job, like the single life, casual sex is OK but it is much more fun and less akward with friends than trying to figure out how your advance will be interpretated, do not wish to hurt a lady's feeling by making her think there is more than mutual pleasure in the relationship, My ideal is friends who bonk, also I guess enjoy the watching being watched as well.
anyway thats my take on it, each to somebody elses own!
being from the frozen north and having spent the early part of my career in an industry that frowned upon its managment getting stuck, I keep my 'apine kit' in the car from about now (mud is just as easy to get stuck in as snow) till March.
My hands are always warm, something my ex wife would probably class as my only good point.
My hands are always warm, something my ex wife would probably class as my only good point.
