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Fallen__Angel
Over 90 days ago
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Quote by Alex_Female
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FFS Dave mate, you seen this.! Dont leave your wallet lyin around the house confused

Stop stressing out rolleyes Whats wrong with you ?
Dont worry i will buy myself some sexy underwear :twisted: you can have a peek.

Quote by Dino
Hornyred really means it aswell, she can spend money for fun. Shit :shock:

Of course i mean it dunno why wouldn`t i ?
Spending money is my favourite hobby, anyway, it also puts me in a really good mood which enhances my sexual appetite, so in a way, I am doing Dave a favour by going shopping!!!
I couldn't agree more - I have spent quite a bit on undies and "other stuff" ready for Wigan next Sat and it's making me even more excited and fired-up for it! biggrin
Quote by Shireen_Mids
Chippy - sounds like you live by me - thank goodness it's stopped snowing

Only problem is Fallen Angel, the temperature at was zero so that means it's gonna get worse :shock:
Shireen
xxx
Hoping for a day off work tomorrow!!!
Turkey is very dry - am having a large free range chicken biggrin
Is everyone getting cat-theme avatars now??? :shock:
They do a very good one at Sainsbury's - almost identical - in their "taste the difference" range biggrin
Oh my goodness! I hadn't even considered the fact that someone might use photos of me! Please don't publish mine! redface
It just took me an hour and a half to get home from work!
It normally takes me 10 minures! The snow is really bad here and I was really scared driving back - skidded a few times. :shock:
But all's well now though, I am inside and drinking Baileys and feeling all Christmassy!
biggrin
Quote by sleazy
less than a week, getting excited now......................

I am incredibly excited too! :happy:
Quote by sleazy
pipkins for me........ although i found hartley hare quite scary at times.........

Actually, yes, he WAS quite manic and scary :shock:
And did you notice how they gave the stupid pig a Burummie accent? I think we should take offence at that confused (not that we are really Brummies)
Quote by sleazy
Call me boring if ya like but i would want to be naughtynymphos............. just so I could experience how truly wonderfull it is being married to me. lmao

rotflmao :rotflmao: :hunk:
Stephen Fry, because he is so interesting and funny
Germaine Greer, because there is so much I would like to discuss with her
Christopher Eccleston because I love him
Keanu Reeves (to look at)
Quote by marmalaid
did you know the use of lipstick originates from wanting to have the oral labia resemble the blood-flushed look of the aroused aroused genital labia; this indicates that the female is sexually ready. :shock:

Dunno about that but Darkkfire had some gorgeous tasting lippo at Derby wink
LOL Postie was wearing my cherry* at one point at Marcuso's party redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops:
size=7]Flavoured Lipstick*
Cx
Have you got any cherry left that I may partake in?
(See you at Wigan biggrin)
I will have some water melon flavour at Wigan - can I interest you in that at all? passionkiss
This isn't a thread about beverages for cold days, about how lovely making cocoa is to warm you up.............. coffee
This is a Happy Birthday thread for the gorgeous, sexy, young (not quite as young as she was yesterday!) thing that is.........
Making Cocoa :happy:

We hope you have a terrific day hun and we will celebrate in style at Wigan next weekend :beer:
Have a great day :rose:
Quote by Cheetah
[quote="Number 1"
Cannot wait for the next book: Harry Potter at the Shagworts Munch

Oh my goodness - someone HAS to write that book! biggrin
Quote by kjb01
It is now perfectly clear;
MATERIALS. prefer materials to a good hard shag, by the looks of it. However, i don't think rich men get more shags either, once their Mrs has got her hands on the house!

Materials?
What? dunno
Quote by HarryJones
Hmmm Harry Potter, being one of the few people left in the world yet to read a line or see more than a clip of film, I just can't get excited about the whole phenomenom :shock: it's a kids book for crying out loud, have you all no shame?
lol wink
C x

I'm with you on that, havent a clue about any of it.
Thank god it's not me .... if I wanted to read about wizards etc then Terry Pratchett suits me just fine.
Haven't seen Lord of the Rings either ... rolleyes much prefer to read
C x
Ive seen LOTR, I didn't understand it and all the characters looked the same which added to my confusion :!:
Regards
Harry Jones
Maybe you need to go to Specsavers? :happy:
Quote by Nomad_Soul
did you know the use of lipstick originates from wanting to have the oral labia resemble the blood-flushed look of the aroused aroused genital labia; this indicates that the female is sexually ready. :shock:

Dunno about that but Darkkfire had some gorgeous tasting lippo at Derby wink
LOL Postie was wearing my cherry* at one point at Marcuso's party redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops:
Flavoured Lipstick*
Cx
I NEVER snogged Postie :shock:
well not at Marcusos as I recall confused
I did - but I think he just did it to try and get some lipstick off me! :shock:
Now thats a different story..................
I would snog Fallen Angel to taste her lippo lol :lol: ........
if I ever get the chance :lol:
See you at Wigan? biggrin
Quote by Nomad_Soul
did you know the use of lipstick originates from wanting to have the oral labia resemble the blood-flushed look of the aroused aroused genital labia; this indicates that the female is sexually ready. :shock:

Dunno about that but Darkkfire had some gorgeous tasting lippo at Derby wink
LOL Postie was wearing my cherry* at one point at Marcuso's party redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops:
Flavoured Lipstick*
Cx
I NEVER snogged Postie :shock:
well not at Marcusos as I recall confused
I did - but I think he just did it to try and get some lipstick off me! :shock:
Quote by Calista
did you know the use of lipstick originates from wanting to have the oral labia resemble the blood-flushed look of the aroused aroused genital labia; this indicates that the female is sexually ready. :shock:

Dunno about that but Darkkfire had some gorgeous tasting lippo at Derby wink
LOL Postie was wearing my cherry* at one point at Marcuso's party redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops:
Flavoured Lipstick*
Cx
LOL
Was just going to say that _ ask Postie, he knows all about it! biggrin
Quote by Steve_Mids
X-Factor chat is forbidden in the chatroom...
Maybe the mods like to take a leaf out of our book and ban the shite from here as well... smile

As long as you are going to ban Big Brother and I'm a Celebrity, than I agree biggrin
Quote by Shireen_Mids
To be honest, I'm too scared to carry on with this thread now! bolt

I'm not rotflmao
Shireen
xxx
You live near me Shireen - will you come and protect me from that nasty Sleazy man? :shock: :giggle:
Just popped into this thread to see if it was less dangerous than my X factor thread - I reckon I will stick to religion and politics!
sorry for the hijack - as you were xxx
Quote by Shireen_Mids
Go Simon..... Go Simon.... lol
He knew that if he didn't vote the Conway Sisters out then Louis would keep em for another week.... Louis would have been lynched rotflmao
My personal favourite is Andy..... He has a fantastic voice.... But I have to say that I do think Shayne will win.... He is very good looking, yummy body and a fabulous voice..... Was he good or what tonight?!?!
Shireen
xxx

To be honest, I'm too scared to carry on with this thread now! bolt
Quote by Happy Cats
Can i say i never have full sex until a girl has had at least a couple of orgasms. Use you tongue and fingers to good use guys and see the response you get.
You'll get deeper action once she's really turned on, which benefits you both dont go for the wham bam thank you mam approach.

Wheres your self respect?
Just slap her on the arse and tell her to beg!
lol
Ooh now that's more like it biggrin smackbottom