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Fektart
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 53
Bisexual Female, 53
0 miles · Carmarthenshire

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Quote by celestria
I want multiple votes... I can't decide between minxy, polo sarah and H-x
Four very very nice arses
PM is open to bribery and corruption btw... and I know fektart's log in details so in theory I could vote twice (although I wouldn't use his account... I'd just withhold sexual favours until he voted the way I wanted him to :twisted: )

ok so I haven't voted...but I am down to choosing between my two favorites.....
the thing is to decide I think I need a personal viewing..... and the two are apparently at Dark's tomorrow....... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
you can you not recognise Hx
she will be the very sexy brunette giving it large..... probably without any make up on... but then she doesn't need it lol :lol: :twisted:
i've been nice to you...
I have editted my post....
is that better for you?
now don't say I don't do anything nice.... :twisted: :twisted:
just seen this thread
it is a simple maths / logical puzzle

if you want to know how it works pm me
once you realise that its easy....
did have one that was a powerpoint that went through a selection of cards asking you to choose one that was displayed... that threw a lot of people I knew...
glad to hear its working...
now what room are you in so I can come and say??? lol
there goes my cunning plan for getting you on msn as well lol :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
this may sound really silly...
have you installed the correct drivers and programs for it?
If so have you got it working on msn and other programs?
Normally when turning your cam on it will ask if you want to allow the connection, if you click no it won't show the cam.
well I am sure essex will come and help him...
let us know when the grand openning is... we'll bring the popcorn maker... should go nice with your candy floss maker...
Quote by sparky230
Well two of the locos have smoke generators will that do

suppose.... mumble mumble not the same as using good welsh anthracite coal though... kick stones shuffle feet mumble mumble...
now when can we come play.... its for the kids really honest it is innocent
Quote by celestria
Just a quick question... but WTF is Ironing???? dunno

its the thing I have to do to my shirts every morning....
while I feed your kids, Let your cat in and feed it and then make your coffee....
Quote by bubblylorraine
Oh can i start charging entrance fees lol :lol:
bubbly

can we pay in kind???
now the big question are you going to be steam powered... there is something about a nice steam engine...
course then you need to train one of the little ones up to be a plateman....
Quote by well_busty_babe
at least he never mentioned polar bears!!!!!

Polar bear...
what have polar bears got to do with it.????loon :loon:
I don't know anything about white polar bears or thier big fat arses.... innocent :whistling: :whistling:
Quote by celestria
the old ones are the best... another parent one....
do I look like I was born yesterday???
or how about...
Do I look stupid???
sorry while I am at it...
Does my arse look big in this?
(like we are ever going to say Yes it does dear.... we know what would happen if we did.. and we do honestly love you for the way you are (quick help lads think I need a ladder)

Parks the JCB outside and phones the council for a leaflet on "Hole Digging - Best Practice"
Yeah can I keep the JCB till next year??? please can I go on please you know you want me too... I've even found a nice by pass....
right now lets see...
5th year old with right name.... check (well next year)
By Pass .... check
change name to Bruce Lee ( only take 2 months)
Jcb.... just been delivered... check
the old ones are the best... another parent one....
do I look like I was born yesterday???
or how about...
Do I look stupid???
sorry while I am at it...
Does my arse look big in this?
(like we are ever going to say Yes it does dear.... we know what would happen if we did.. and we do honestly love you for the way you are (quick help lads think I need a ladder)
Quote by Scandal
I only use forums and sites like this to arrange sexy meets.
Apply within! lol

you loss Scandall,
there is so much more to this site and the people on it than just sex...
Quote by curvy-gal

Yeah youre absolutely right> I feel really kind of dirty and guilty that it had to get to him touching me so say a firm no.... although I am confident I gave him clear signals its not what I wanted. I should have not let him into my house in the first place and it definately wont happen again.
And I can see your point about it being less likely to happen on here, thank you I didnt think about it that way but I think youre absolutely right

There is no need for you to feel guilty or dirty you did nothing wrong apart from have someone play you... prob done it before and will prob do it again... sad to say but more than likly true. Don't doubt how you acted with him that him making you feel that you are in the wrong for being the way you are... you are not in the wrong.
grrrr sorry prob tell I am wound up about this.... if you want to chat curvy you know where my pm box is...
That is the other great thing about hear you have a problem, people want to help because they actually care about you as a person
Quote by lpooltwo
Hi Curvy
We think this site is like everywhere you meet people,you will get some great people who you get on with and others who for whatever reason you just don't get in answer to your just social question,even though we not been to munches etc we have met people from this site who are just people we meet for a chat and a drink and nothing sexual is ever going to happen between us,just for the fact there is no sexual attraction between us,but we like them as friends.
xxx


nice profile lpooltwo, let us know what you think of townhouse when you go... we keep meaining to go there....
sorry curvy...
actually curvy in some ways I think there is less chance of it happening from here...
if it did happen you could make it very public that they had been that way with you... chances of them getting any more meets... none
in the normal world like you people are too afraid to be judged if they say about what has happened... this means that people still get away with it.
NO means NO, always has always will... and it should always be respected, if you aren't comfortable with something / someone you should always have the ability to say so without fear, and don't let well he knows so and so make you think that it is ok. If YOU aren't happy then it doesn't matter.
Not meant as a dig at you in fact the opposite, some people know that they put you into those positions and you feel awkward but don't do anything about it.
Curvy,
really sorry to hear this.... some men are like that play the gent card to get into your hourse then..... well they just think they will get away with it... but I won't get started on that... I just think it shows that they don't respect you as a person.
This site is for what you want it to be... as long as you are open about what you want and don't want then what is the prob.
This site is social site to us as well, we have people who we enjoy the company off and our friends to us.. We know others who are here for the social side as well. There is nothing wrong with that.
Just enjoy whatever you want from here...
Quote by mazandden
wow!!All these whispers! i better get my titties out quick! think how many more I'd get!
ok, i'll stop of, so long as you pay my taxi.....
remember i charge by the hour so you might want to rethink 'night of our lives' to 30 mins....
i will have to send den down first to check you out, he will give you a trial and decide if i will like you, then you need to send us some pics so we can keep them on file......

can we make it 15mins... not sure we can afford your 30min prices after you pm'd me your price list...
are you sure just wouldn't like to have a vid of me wanking instead???
Quote by mazandden
nah if he was serious he would offer to have a shave as well...

Shaving as I type..... cool
do you like fish?????....
seeing as you are going to be passing ours on the way maz.... you might as well stop and give us the night of ours lives as well....
Quote by Sassy-Seren
hot n horny clean cut n shaven here, for anyone, right NOW!....

Hey Maz I'm only 378 miles away from you - why not get yourself a taxi down here -I'll even have a bath!! smile
Wow ! That's a serious offer ! :shock:
nah if he was serious he would offer to have a shave as well...
Quote by mazandden
trust you to lower the tone of my post eh?! rolleyes
lol

well I'm sorry I can only think of going down when I see you....
but you always get a rise out of me if that helps....
now get your tits out...
Quote by dambuster

Nobody ...................... excpects the Swinging Inquisition ! ! ! !

Oh NO not the Swinging Inquistion.....
thier chief weapon is surprise, surprise and fear, fear and surprise thier two weapons are fear and surprise and ruthless efficency... thier three main weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency and an almost fantical dedication to the mods... thier four main weapons are ...
Quote by dambuster
... venture into the forum world to find out that there were 4 single bi fems on cam in the same room at the same time....

ooooo the spectacle :bounce: :bounce: next thing you know we'll be doing the performing seal thing and selling ringside tickets
There are performing seals on SH ????? :shock:
well that would explain what the fishy smell around here is...
anyone got any beach balls???
Quote by mazandden
you know you want to get your tits out for us Maz.....
Tina... name the place and time....
lpooltwo look out for a thread called forum chat in the evening.... will tell you where the chat room is and what the password is. Its not a big secret... well it is the chatroom people don't know what the password is and they have to venture into the forum world to find out that there were 4 single bi fems on cam in the same room at the same time....

I know, i'm GAGGING for it - i can't wait for chat to open so I can play with my titties whilst watching all the wank cams......
seeing as its you maz.... send me your msn by whisper of course lol and I will log on and wank on cam... while you play with your tits.... of course might want you to play with more than that as well but I will whisper you about that without asking...
this is a room I can direct in isn't it??? ahhh who cares.....
you know you want to get your tits out for us Maz.....
Tina... name the place and time....
lpooltwo look out for a thread called forum chat in the evening.... will tell you where the chat room is and what the password is. Its not a big secret... well it is the chatroom people don't know what the password is and they have to venture into the forum world to find out that there were 4 single bi fems on cam in the same room at the same time....
Quote by winchwench
Oooooh I like this idea......
Can I take the confessions?
Pwetty pwetty purleeeeeease?? :twisted:

hmmm I've got a few things I wouldn't mind 'confessing' to you... what sort of penance would I be looking at???
you know where the pm button is.... so pm me to let me know...