thanks for that geordie
yeah i like to smile and have a laff and i have a lot of good friends too
id like to think im funny as well but that goes with having a willy, all men think they are funny right?
im deffo starting to think darkfires after me tho shes got my lips knackered from all the snogging im getting here!!!
maybe the rest of me wont ever be male modelish but at this rate ill have the lips of a bodybuilder!!!
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well id just go for the approach us weegies favour
get drunk enough not to feel it
buy a fish supper cos that keeps your hands warm
and find someone who is willing to winch you in a close
I apologise to non glaswegians if the last one makes no sense it means snogging in a stairwell
if youve got a long way to walk back from the pub i would think that the least you should have is a good warm coat
if not then youre not really gonna be outside long enough to notice it
mind you i do have a good bit of insulation already built in so perhaps im talking rubbish
get drunk enough not to feel it
buy a fish supper cos that keeps your hands warm
and find someone who is willing to winch you in a close
I apologise to non glaswegians if the last one makes no sense it means snogging in a stairwell
if youve got a long way to walk back from the pub i would think that the least you should have is a good warm coat
if not then youre not really gonna be outside long enough to notice it
mind you i do have a good bit of insulation already built in so perhaps im talking rubbish
most of it comes from when we are small
If you mum screams when she sees a mouse and your little it imprints on you that they are something to be scared of, so in my cse its probably happened when ive been small
i KNOW that they are not gonna hurt me, and i know that in a fight i would kick its little pronged ass but its an irrational fear
some folk are scared of pidgeons, some snakes, some spiders, with me its earwigs
HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
If you mum screams when she sees a mouse and your little it imprints on you that they are something to be scared of, so in my cse its probably happened when ive been small
i KNOW that they are not gonna hurt me, and i know that in a fight i would kick its little pronged ass but its an irrational fear
some folk are scared of pidgeons, some snakes, some spiders, with me its earwigs
HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
Im fine with the wee furry critters and most insects too
BUT earwigs EEEWWWWWWW
And to make it worse i read in the sunday post the other week about a woman who had one burrowing into her ear while she was sleeping!!! I am now currently on ebay looking for a divers helmet so i can sleep properly at night
BUT earwigs EEEWWWWWWW
And to make it worse i read in the sunday post the other week about a woman who had one burrowing into her ear while she was sleeping!!! I am now currently on ebay looking for a divers helmet so i can sleep properly at night
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I also have a high metabolism, unfortunately i cant reach the shelf i left it on since it is so high so if i look at a sweety i kinda bloat!!
i joined a slimming club last year and lost 6 and a half stone,
First off WELL DONE you
If youll pardon the pun im not sure id have the guts to do that, id be mortified with folk watching me getting weighed etc, im scared to look myself in fact!!
I bought one of those mad walking machine things off the shopping channel which ive been having a go at, i suppose that i do need to lose the belly for my health but its really difficult!!! Im thinking of writing to my local MP to have cakes outlawed
i was thinking of putting a pic of me on but i dont really want to frighten everyone lol
apart from the organised munch type things do you guys meet up socially? or is it just kept within the boundaries of organised meet type situations? any advice on any of this would be greatly appreciated
apart from the organised munch type things do you guys meet up socially? or is it just kept within the boundaries of organised meet type situations? any advice on any of this would be greatly appreciated
right thats me officially overwhelmed by the sh love going on here lol
Also im glad to see theres scottish prescence and also just as glad to see that other men arent afraid to say hiya, on other sites ive looked at men would rather die than say hello to a guy, which kind of makes their claims to be looking for friends as well as fun out to be a lie i suppose
bloomin eck what a rant!
typical weegie LOL
Also im glad to see theres scottish prescence and also just as glad to see that other men arent afraid to say hiya, on other sites ive looked at men would rather die than say hello to a guy, which kind of makes their claims to be looking for friends as well as fun out to be a lie i suppose
bloomin eck what a rant!
typical weegie LOL
