I have even booked the Friday off for once!
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Harry Jones
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HarryJones
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 50
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I've got a brand new meet lined up for the evening wooohoooo
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Harry Jones
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Harry Jones
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Quote by ScotsBull
Both on the judge's 'throne' and the dock of the Old Bailey. The girl was a real squirter so god knows what mess they found in the morning!
How long were you sent down for :twisted:
Were you un "robed" at the time?
Were you wearing your best "briefs" at the time
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Quote by Meeko
On the bonnet of the Dragon-in-Laws car.
I am not worthy of your brilliance at doing this
Quote by aaronandshellie
On a packed train between York and Manchester ;)
How does one manage this???
Quote by Dlep
In the Castle grounds of my home town. The funny thing was my ex and I didn't notice that there was another couple not fifty yards further up already at it and were watching us at the same time. When we realised, all four of us nodded at each other whilst carrying on! My ex wasn't usually so exhibitionist, but all I know was after we were done my shoes were soaked! :lol:
You are my hero.
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Outside tesco's....(Kbuk was so proud of me :lol
I had got my clit hood pierced about 5 days early and when it was done it was rather numb. Later i had a fiddle, no difference, I thought well that was a waster of £50 and not worth the pain.
5 days later I am walking up the road chatting on the phone I have a tightish pair of jeans on and I started to get the familiar "tingle", I was oooh feeling a little turned on....then all of a sudden I had to literally stop walking cause I was about to GUSH everyone as this amazing orgasm hit it.....Yep the clit bar had started to work :lol:
Brilliant story
Quote by M1ssVery
Gala Bingo carpark
I knew there was a reason I wanted to take up bingo :twisted:
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Harry Jones
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Quote by MikeNorth
My ten-year anniversary passed last month without my even noticing!
Well Harry, you could mark the occasion with another of your famous tours, but maybe that would be better left till the spring or summer. I'm sure I'd be one of many who would join you for a jar. :cheers:
Quote by Mal
Start with a beer
......then finish with another one!! :cheers:
Congratulations Harry
Mal
I'm seeing a theme recurring here cheers AD and Mal.
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I will give you a pearl necklace dean
I get bugger all Dean but looks like you are in luck matey.
Now that was a super occasion the tour - would love to do another one - need to save a few quid first.
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Hello all
I am about to reach Ten Years of being on here.
How should I celebrate this?
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Harry Jones
I am about to reach Ten Years of being on here.
How should I celebrate this?
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Harry Jones
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Quote by Geordiecpl2001
Could you put us down for this please. Ages since we've to an SH social !
John & Shel
I should say it's been a while
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Can we come please
Hurrah - lovely to spend part of the evening chatting at last one
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Is there room for me - I might even make two nights of it for once!
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Harry Jones
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Thank you to all for making it well worth getting up earlier on a Saturday then I do all week and partying until I literally crashed and burned out.
Lots of long known and well regarded friends, some new people I said hello to, lots of my favourite cheesey tunes to dance to and gorgeous company.
Thanks fellow pub crawlers for joining me on that part of the day.
Roll on the next one.
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Harry Jones
Lots of long known and well regarded friends, some new people I said hello to, lots of my favourite cheesey tunes to dance to and gorgeous company.
Thanks fellow pub crawlers for joining me on that part of the day.
Roll on the next one.
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Harry Jones
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It's a miracle - I have been up for 50 minutes and may arrive on time by driving steadily for once - safe journeys all
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Quote by westleedscpl
HI everyone
Unfortunately due to shaz been very ill we will not be attending the Maccs social on Saturday night.
We do have a room booked at the travel lodge so if anyone needs a room for Saturday night please message us and we will give you the details so you can have the room
Hope you all have a good night
Steve Shaz
Get well soon Shaz xxx
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Harry Jones
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I promise no big hills on the pub crawl
So not the 'Cat and Fiddle' then Harry.
A tense but focused atmosphere here... windscreen wipers replaced on car, booze bagged up, dog in kennels.....
:lol: :lol: :lol: We are not quite walking that far.
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So this Saturday I am only just having my breakfast at and next Saturday at this time I will be ....
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Does anyone have a hotel room booked that they won't be using?
Only if i pull for the night ha ha ha
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Harry Jones
somebody please cop off with harry cos i need a bed!!!
You tell em :twisted:
I ???:-?
I could mention I have a room booked for three teehee.
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Quote by stuffed_olive
Does anyone have a hotel room booked that they won't be using?
Only if i pull for the night ha ha ha
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Harry Jones
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Quote by roverman
i was just wondering....is there going to be a afternoon trip around town?..and just maybe a visit to a pub or two again
That might just be a strong possibility :cheers:
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Quote by HnS
Beer beer we want more beer all the lads are cheering get the fucking beer in now.
The Macc Lads
stuck for words on this one lol
BARREL'S ROUND
Charlie's chatting up a barmaid, Beater's puking in the street,
Charlie couldn't pull a muscle, and she gave me crabs the other week
Get the ale in, swill it down, have a drink in every pub in town
Flash the ash, Lockstock's crash
Half past ten -its Barrel's Round
Beer, beer, we want more beer, all the lads are cheering:
'Get the fucking beer in.'
You've got veins in your bodies
We've got Boddies in our veins
We'll outdrink anybody
Then we'll go and do it all again.
©1985 The Macc Lads
N.B.- Barrel and Lockstock were two fat roadies. Barrel was called 'Barrel' coz he looked like one. The pair were inseperable, and 'Barrel & Lockstock' has a nice ring to it...
The Macc Lads were a punk band from Macclesfield. During the band's career they were banned, prevented from entering, or ejected from gigs in Macclesfield, London, Huddersfield, Bury, Cornwall, Blackpool, Colchester, Hull, Newcastle, Cleethorpes, Northampton, Leeds, Wigan, Lincoln, Bolton, Mansfield, Portsmouth, Cheltenham, Norwich and the USA. A concert at the Birmingham Hummingbird in 1989 resulted in thousands of pounds worth of damage and fans went on stage to fight road crew and stage security.
To be honest they were rubbish
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Buses replacing trains between BNS and Nuneaton on the sunday - typical :sad:
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Quote by stuffed_olive
Us please too! Wouldn't miss a Maccs it's our favourite social
Yayyy
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Wot no single males yet
Would I be permitted to attend
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Would I be permitted to attend
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Harry Jones
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That's the faithful four who I have I think been there every time I have been now confirmed, plus the new friends I made there a couple years back.
Does that make us the sexy six?
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Harry Jones
Does that make us the sexy six?
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Harry Jones
