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HornyRed
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 49
Bisexual Male, 55
UK

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Quote by northwest-cpl
lol :lol:
You silly man rolleyes I need something a lot bigger to suck on :twisted:


This is the biggest dummy I could find.
If you want to suck on it I can't stop you. dunno
No thanks, i would rather go without wink
Quote by northwest-cpl

WTF :shock: :shock: :shock: Im not bothering with this thread anymore mad


Sorry babes, is this your's. :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
lol :lol:
You silly man rolleyes I need something a lot bigger to suck on :twisted:
Quote by blonde
Mike C ???
I am right arent I ???????? ner ner ner
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
how do I change my nick to Intelligent_blone ??? :giggle:

Yes
OMG Blonde got one right at last rolleyes

Quote by blonde
how do I change my nick to Intelligent_blone ??? :giggle:

Thats like saying Debbiewebs_brainy :roll:
Quote by blonde
Bluddy hell ............. HornyRed is thinking ............. I'll wait til Friday :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Quote by northwest-cpl
Im thinking :shock: :shock:

First time for everything then... lol :lol: :lol:
Quote by northwest-cpl
Im thinking :shock: :shock:

First time for everything then... :lol: :lol: :lol:
yeh, you should see the smoke coming out of her ears :lol: :lol:
WTF :shock: :shock: :shock: Im not bothering with this thread anymore mad
Quote by blonde
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Gizza clue ........................ please please please
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Im thinking :shock: :shock:
Quote by blonde
Gizza clue ?...........................(runs back to the nughty step)
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Bad blone smackbottom
blone???? blone??? when did I change my nick ?
Bad HornyEd !!! :smackbottom:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Sorry brunette wink
Quote by Alexandra
What with me trying to wash my hands with those evening gloves still on

I wasn,t looking, honest wink :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Quote by blonde
Gizza clue ?...........................(runs back to the nughty step)
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Bad blone smackbottom
Quote by Happy Cats
Despite what has been posted elsewhere in this thread, we were unable to attend. Without going into details we had major teenage daughter issues.
We were gutted at not being at what sounded a cracking night.
Well done NWC et all for all your efforts.

Oh, but you WERE there..... rotflmao
i distinctly remember "someone" going around with your badge on explaining to people why you had decided to finally decide to "come out of the closet" .... biggrin
( and it wasn't me!!! )
Who was this imposter?
As if I didnt know err........ Dildo, Dicko, Dimo..
Dicko & Postie boy wink
Well what can i say that hasn`t already been said.
I would just like top say thankyou to NWC, Ginger jo and everyone involved for making it another fantastic night.
Im so looking forward to the next one lol
It was great to meet up with friends old and new, just sorry i didnt get to meet everyone i wanted to.
Hornyred.
xx
Quote by blonde
Please please please kiss :kiss: :kiss:
Can I get off the naughty step and have a guess ?
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Ok wink
I think, You`ve been on the step for long enough today. lol :lol: :lol:
Quote by freckledbird

Now who do i pick ! Debbiewebs??? Hmmm, i need time to think about this...

Don't even bloody think about it :shock:
Here is my weapon of choice :twisted:

Good choice lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by Happy Cats
Come on then, next!

No more pics at the moment.
Which gives MCB some time for a rest, otherwise he gets tired and confused, its his age bless him.
Quote by Happy Cats
Because I am full witted, whereas you are.............. wink

Full of shit more like :wink:
Quote by PoloLady
So, who lives in a house like this ?????

No clues available for blonde :giggle:

People at the retirement home confused
Edit - hey I didn't see the answer up above and I got it right anyway - woo hooo
lol
I can understand you guessing correctly, but FFS we are talking about MCB.
Quote by Happy Cats
Fred?

Yes :shock:
Cheat biggrin
Woohoo!
How could I have cheated?
How did you get it right so quick, and all by yourself rolleyes
So, who lives in a house like this ?????

No clues available for blonde :giggle:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Are you Mr Softee???? confused :? :? :? lol :lol: :lol: :lol:

Always bloody soft rolleyes
Quote by Happy Cats
Congratulations, wish I was in a civil partnership!

Im sure it could be arranged/ lol :lol:
Quote by sleazy
february this year, I managed to excavate my way torugh best part of 10 grand in 3 shops in 4 hours .. and I didn't buy a car......... and you say I can't shop lol ?

Your defo coming shopping with us, lol :lol:
When you spend £10,000. did any of the clothes fit you . :lol: :lol:
Quote by sleazy
is this a female only thing ? I can shop with the best of them given the right shopping center lol

You camt evem buy a new pairs of boots than fit, rolleyes
But you can come shopping with us, and carrt our bags plz
Quote by freckledbird
Who's frank? confused wink

One of the audience lol
FB would you consider swearing an oathe on the SH bible
I, FB and Mr dildo have pleadged & promised you all, I will give it my best performance humanly possible from myself and Mr dildo.
In return FB must be allowed to enjoy every stroke inflicted on Posties bum.
Postie must allow FB sexuall control at all times, FB and MR strap on, will have full control over the deflowering of Postie.
And FB, you must enjoy every moment until you decide its all over.
:shock: HR do you not like Postie or something? :lol:
Of course i like Postie, but i need to see him suffer the forfeit.
If it was someone else in postie position, he would doing exactly the same as me/
Its piss taking & funny moment, loads of :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: