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Italeo
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Quote by redpantherman
I bought an ace camcorder on an auction site... £100 quid saving on Hi St price! :happy:
After paying through PayPal I was a bit worried about security fraud
An ex of mine got burnt £170 for a non existent phone... I saw the bid she made but told her I didn't like the idea of the guy having no feedback. PayPal didn't refund coz the guy had no funds in his PayPal account :fuckinghell:
Even though I used a Power Seller I hear even then its no security coz u can buy profiles on to use on the site... Did I hear this correctly or is it just scare mongering? dunno

Yes red, it can be done.... confused
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Sex and drugs and rock'n' roll
All my brain and body needs.......
Name that tune ..... biggrin
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Quote by Sgt Bilko
I'm getting old!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I don't recognise any of these and I'm sure people are just putting random words down!! confused :? :? :? lol :lol: :lol:

No comment for the certainty of my next thread being locked..... biggrin
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Forgot to say - I've got a Motorola C350 which is chipped for any network if required...
PMSL.....
biggrin :D :D
Leo xxx
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Happened to me a couple of times - as at happens both items were from Hong Kong... confused:
They wanted me to pay by nochex, but I insisted on paypal (good job!) and i had no probs getting my money back - was about £120, did take about 30 days though :?
Since then my account has been used illegally (as it happens by a Hong Kong user!!!)
(you decide) whereby they copied all my details / feedback everything and created an account in my name. :!: :!: :!: but put in the item descripton "please use this address for payments"
Needless to say the "bay of e" were most apologetic (especially as paypal is one of their companies) and although I didn't loose any money (it was all just hassle), they gave me free listings for 3 months!!!
What I would suggest is that you phone them instead of using email all the time as it tends to get sorted much quicker...
Don't worry h&h - it WILL get sorted (eventually)
Leo xxx
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I am a member of a couple of msn groups which are better because of the smaller numbers and are invite only, but SH is a friendly place... biggrin
Oh, and Sarge can't lock my threads. confused rolleyes
Leo xxx
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Things are getting a bit too scary for me when you can use a spy satellite to pinpoint your own house...over the internet!!!!!!
:shock: :shock: :shock:
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If I leave here tomorrow
Would you still remember me
For I must be traveling on now
There's too many places I've got to see
If I stay here with you girl
Things just couldn't be the same
'Cause I'm as free as a bird now
And this bird you cannot change
Freebird.....a personal fav.
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Went to a party
I danced all night
I drank 16 beers
And I started up a fight
But now I am jaded
You're out of luck
I'm rolling down the stairs
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk, to fuck
I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk
To fuck
Dead Kennedys...... amusing at least. biggrin :D :D
Leo xxx
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Mishy tends to be a favourite for Italian cats.......
Sort of translates as "pussy" .... say no more..... smile
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Blimey - the garden returns.........
Sound advice red btw..... biggrin
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Quote by dpg230272
I guess it all depends what mood I'm in as to what I consider my "favourite"
when feeling .....
Down.......one way of life - the levellers
romantic.....nothing else matters - metallica
melancholy....under the bridge - red hot dhilli peppers
lonely...........pictures of you - the cure
upbeat.........temple of love - sisters of mercy
tipsy.............elouise - the dammned I try to avoid this as I have a tendency to take my clothes off when it's played, I have no idea why!!
just a few and I'm sure not to everyone's taste, but there again what is?

what a brill collection of hits lol :lol: :lol:
daz
I second that - excellent choices!!!!!
Mine would be:
Hendrix - All Along The Watchtower
Lynard Skynard - Freebird
Led Zep - Stairway to Heaven
Chillies - Under the Bridge
Oasis - Cast No Shadow
All a bit melancholic....... confused
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Nivea cream is great....
Evening primrose oil for particularly bad "burn"
Leo xxx
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2 dobies
1 weimaraner
1 dachshound / jack russell "thing"
And not a cat in sight for half a mile...... biggrin :D :D
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Flippin' 'eck - I can't get as much stuff in my glovebox as you lot! :shock:
Car book
Torch
Tissues
AA breakdown cover sad
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If your going single...
Wouldn't that mean your single anyway... confused: :?: :?:
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Quote by Pete_sw
Thats more like it Pete let your hair down (whats left of it) and grab someones JD and possibly pololady if theres one knocking around

:shock: :shock: :shock:
now your in trouble :shock: bolt
Just let in and starting fights already - can you un-lock Pete's post SB?
biggrin :D :D
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Quote by Sgt Bilko
I cant find a locked one of mine anywhere ............. but they used to get locked all the time by a certain Northern Lady with boots !!!
Please let me in ........... brandy and coke thanx :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I have just checked through the first 100 pages of the Cafe (For Pete sw) and I saw one of your locked on page seventysomething!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Now that's dedication to the members......
Saw fecking hundreds of
yours!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Admit it - they relieve the boredom..... biggrin
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Quote by Sgt Bilko
I cant find a locked one of mine anywhere ............. but they used to get locked all the time by a certain Northern Lady with boots !!!
Please let me in ........... brandy and coke thanx :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I have just checked through the first 100 pages of the Cafe (For Pete sw) and I saw one of your locked on page seventysomething!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Now that's dedication to the members......
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Quote by BazzaNW
Can't remember which film it was from but can remember 1 guy saying to the other
"are you and my sister gonna bump uglies"
thunderbolt and lightfoot springs to mind but not sure (clint eastwood film for anyone who doesn't know)

I think it was Tango and Cash...... confused:
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Quote by Sgt Bilko
Italeo - you had so many to choose from!! lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Woohoo!! Sean come on in!! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Drinks?? :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

Ermmm, yes can't deny that - a Guiness for me, and one for yourself....cheers biggrin
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Which one shall I pick. confused:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/73170.html
Feels like showing your id for a pint this does....... biggrin
Nice one SB
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