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Italeo
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 55
0 miles · Lichfield

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You could try
"Do you take it up the sh*tter"
Let me know what happens..... :P
Thought I heard SB walking to the door.....
There's already a gardening thread Mike - feel free to join..... biggrin
Quote by Pete_sw
grapes yummy especially in wine lol
reminds me of a song
Red red wine........
OOh I am bad on this thread!!!

ah now I'm glad you mentioned that.
I'm sure your all sick of hearing it, but for those that haven't we have a large patio where we like to have parties n stuff in the summer, half of it is surrounded and roofed with trellising. I would love to grow a nice grape vine over it, but am worried about how long it takes to fruit, can anyone suggest a quick growing variety that doesn't take years to fruit?
Here we go.......lol
Well instead of me waffling on about it check this out

There is always a problem with growing vines "fast" in the UK - it's a tad cold you know. lol
However, the above article gives sound advice. I have tried the Blauer Portugese and it fruited, but was a tad bitter - I don't think the grapes fully matured - it was a "tester" in a pot so I put it down to that.
Personally I use the Sangiovese (then again I would...lol) but they are greenhoused with no problems, but always have to buy more when it comes to brewing time... :cheers:
Hope this helps.
Leo
Well I did see they are getting professional people in (Doctors I hope...lmao) to go through medical / sexual health questions etc....
Just wait for the white coat brigade to turn up mate....lmao
I don't know where the thread is, but it is happening soon.
Leo
Were they locked away.....
maybe i shouldn't have said that... :shock:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/72104.html
check this out - it'll probably help......it will save you the bother mate, honestly
Leo
Mike, to say there are "loads" of threads like this would be an understatement (we did one yesterday - Big, envious jiggly-wobble hats (don't ask biggrin ) - We got it to 4 pages and it was locked, with more than enough said. Take a look lol
Basically, the outcome WILL be - follow the AUP, jokes get locked (waste of thread space for replies) but are not (usually) deleted - so everyone can read them, but why bother commenting.
If you want to say "top joke" - PM the person
It does "appear" to be random, but it is nothing personal, so don't treat it as such.
There really isn't a point to being an anachist - it HAS been done, doesn't mean we accept it, but live with it and overall it works well
Leo
More into factual stuff myself - and I would recommend this one to anybody....
Janine Di Giovanni - The Place at the End of the World
Basically an author of "human rights", she travels to the nastiest places and accounts what goes on - war in Rwanda, Iraq etc... , HIV in India, all sorts.
I gotta admit it's not for the feint hearted, but my God it makes you think, and value what you have!!
The bravery of this woman is unbelievable - thoroughly recommend!!
Leo
Quote by mik69
I think it stays for ever as mine still holds stuff from six months ago but bloody hell 157 replies in 18 days :shock:. Top marks for being nice and replying to everyone biggrin

ditto - nice one twos
Just do one add for "similar" items e.g cd's (obviously name which ones your selling in the description).
In the "quantity" box on the selling page, just type in how may cd's there (e.g. 12) and they will be all under the one add. It does cost slightly more for multiple selling like this, but is far cheaper than doing every item individually.
Failing that, wait for there next Thursday 1p specials...... biggrin
Leo
- can you fit a 40 ton artic in your garage?
I'd say that's a good case of when big is too big.... dunno
Imdb - the webs gift to the uneducated film buff like me....lmao
Dr. Polaski (whatever her name is) was quite a regular in '60's stuff
MMM, sound a bit desperate there jay.....
Relax, eat some cheese, drink some wine, catch the rays and chill. :shock:
I think i'm real, or am I confused: confused: confused: :shock:
Sorry jandn, beat you to this one - see "cool game" thread :arrow:
Leo biggrin
It doesn't matter what number you pick, after you do the maths bit it will always be a number divisible by nine.
Look at the symbol for 0, 9, 18, 27 etc.. - the crystal ball should always show that, if not,
the computer has got ur mind!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Roses are shit,
Violets are crap,
Show me your clit,
And I'll cum in your lap.
A friend of mine actually recieved this in a card yesterday - FROM HER BOSS !!! :shock:
Needless to say she's a bit worried, but I assured her she's guaranteed a good pay rise . biggrin biggrin biggrin
Quote by sercher01
OMG! what have i done redface
oh!well!
an im sure we all know who Mrs roddenberry is dont we ppl? rolleyes

5 pages of Star Trek from a p155ed up one liner must be some sort of record sercher...well done mate.....lmao biggrin biggrin biggrin
btw - Majel Barret - Deana Troy's mom and the computer voice......sh*te now I am a geek
Honestly I do have a life :shock:
Ermmm - no......
New thread for that one........me thinks...... :shock:
Quote by Dante
Did you know that when Captain Kirk kissed Lt. Uhura, it was the first interracial kiss ever to be screened on tv?
What am I talking about?! Of course you do!! biggrin

Yes, good ol Jim, Black, Green, Blue, he'd shag em all. A real space adventurer. None of that diplomacy rubbish.
If they move, shag 'em, if they don't, phaser 'em (on stun obviously) until they do lol
Harry
I guess this explains why there were so many tribbles! :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
Now THAT is a theory i'm sure can be proved...... nice one Dante

Perhaps the Enterprise had a translation "ray" like the Tardis.........
Ohhh, sh*te Dr. Who, now i've done it....... biggrin biggrin biggrin
Can't believe I've just read Three and a bit pages on Star Trek!! whats worse is the fact that I knew what most of it was about redface
Be afraid , be very afraid Harry.....lmao.... lol
People will be happy, the directors of clintons and cadburys.
I am on a diet so I had pie for Valentines day as a treat. Mrs Tweeky is also on a diet in fact she's always on a diet, she had pie also. Chicken and leek if you want to know.
Mr Tweeky
I nominate this as the most romantic meal of the day....nice one Tweeky
Quote by hisandhers
grapes yummy especially in wine lol
reminds me of a song
Red red wine........
OOh I am bad on this thread!!!

In wine confused:
I'll send you some home brew h&h lol