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J
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 43
UK

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Extremely!!
perhaps we could use this as an 'honesty' thread.
Hi, my name's Jay... I'm 22 and curious about the swinging world. However, I am NOT a :swingingchair: and if my missus found out I checked this site out most nights, she would kill me :boxing: as it would be very difficult to explain that I have no interest in doing anything.
Doesn't quite work does it??!!... although, perhaps a non-swingers anonymous.......
Oh well.... back to you Bograt!
ahh...!!!!!
the poor fella just wanted a fcuk, but he's been subject to an intense prying of his moral values and is now having to read about all your anal activity!!!
I hope you take care when engaging in more private activities!!! 69position
J
I was unfortunately feeling very un-creative when thinking (not too sure that's the word) about my nick....
and now I'm stuck with the thing. :cry:
Lock, Stock on wed night/thurs morning
Quote by Debbiewebs
Right!!!!!..............any newbie MEN!!!........... that want to get into the cafe...............have to be inpeacted by myself and MISSCHIEF .....OK!

1....... need your inside leg measurments rolleyes
2.......how big is it?? :bounce: :roll:
3......are you shaved? dunno
4......do like doing the can can? :bounce:
5......have you a sence of humor? hump
6.....do you like older women?
:smoke:
7......And any newbie that takes the piss out me spelling.............is out! smackbottom
8 so cum... :roll: ...................on you newbies line up! :bounce:
Now dont all cum at once!. :roll: ................ooo go on then! :bounce:
we are waiting! :bounce:

OK....
1. short
2. even shorter :cry:
3. far too lazy to shave... altho my member is usually in a tidier trimmed state than my face!!
4. can't say I do!
5. probably not....... lol
6. all my g/f's have been older than me, including current.... but only a couple of years!!
7. your spelling is..... impeccable...... worship bolt
8. :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :spit: :spit: :spit:
:therethere: :therethere:
all yours Lou.
FCUKING FIREWORKS!!!
just started here now. bar stewards.
Quote by Calista

My addiction is fast becoming buying DVD's.

I know where to come for a film now then ;)
Calista xx
Hello u!!!
anytime sweetheart!
you're ok molly... you go ahead..
didn't want to steal the control.. just pointing out that it wa a recent one!!
J
xx
didn't I do that one a couple of days ago M&C??!!
woo hoo....
cheers da69ve.....
I quite fancy my addiction wans't as bad as I originally thought.... and at least now I can tell my better half that my impulse buying of visual entertainment isn't half as bad (or even 1/5!) as yours!!
Sod the cold turkey, bring me Play!!
biggrin :D :D
I have just admitted to myself that I have a problem, and now I would like to share it with you.
My addiction is fast becoming buying DVD's.
Just the other week I told myself that I can no longer afford to continue snapping up DVD's at the rate I am...
Currently, I have a modest 70 of them, but I have just placed another order on Play for 60 odd quid for numerous box sets. All bargains, but a waste non the less.
So, I would like this to be a thread where we all share our addictions. Miscellaneous Anonymous it shall be called!!
Hey Gurl...
I'm not gonna pretend I'm an expert as I have not knowingly met a trans-sexual.
However, the internet is a faceless medium that means that people can act however they want to with no fear of repercussion.
They also do not know you.
Meteting people face to face gives an oportunity for people to take you at face value and use your personality a lot better to make their judgement...
Perhaps it may be a better idea to stay meeting people in person, as at least that you know what you are getting too.
anyone can write 'ooh you look sexy' and 'you make me hot'
too many fake people on the t'internet.
Like I said, no expert..... but thought I would like to offer my point of view.
take care
J
xx
lol... not guessing it....
too tired to think of any others!!
good one ice
Noooooooo!
Damn you to Hell SH for making me miss such visual delights!
zoe wannamaker... good call mellow!
why didn't I think of her!
:doh:
Quote by easy_going_dude
Finding Nemo ?

Woo Hoo
Well done Easy!!
your go mate..
I'm off for my fix!
:bounce: :bounce: :smoke: :smoke: :bounce: :bounce:
Quote by Jay_Derby
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surely now!!

I appreciate that you may be trying to help me quit but...... DON'T!!
come on guys.... or I'll have to start quoting it to prompt you!!
Quote by Ice Pie
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William Tell still fits biggrin
OK, how about Wishing Well?
lol... no again mate
please hurry tho.
I'm gasping for a cancer stick
wb to the thread ice pie!!
good guess pal, but unfortunately wrong! :cry:
ok then...
FILM
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