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22 Jul 2007

Quote by Srne
:shock: :shock: Gosh - your picture hasn't half changed!! Last time I looked you were a black man sitting on the edge of a bed with a laptop beside you and now you're nothing like it!!!
What happened... seriously effective plastic surgery??
:shock: :shock:

:laughabove:
You have eyes like the proverbial s*&t house rat and an uncanny knack of sussing out the most delicate of detail, u should be a detective!! wink

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I have a very sensitive and twitchy nose and can smell bullshit a mile off!! It just sort of drifts my way. This one was so fresh it almost knocked me out - the audacity to shit on my parade!!
He's been given a short break from the site to have restorative surgery in order to more eagerly engage with his original ethnic roots and be proud of who and what he is.
rolleyes

rolleyes

:roll:

22 Jul 2007

Quote by freimation
now im yealy on my i can post a full face pic

Yes, we believe you.........
NOT!
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mad

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22 Jul 2007

Quote by Martin_M
If its any help I can tell you that Jags scares the S**t out of me

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22 Jul 2007

:shock: :shock: Gosh - your picture hasn't half changed!! Last time I looked you were a black man sitting on the edge of a bed with a laptop beside you and now you're nothing like it!!!
What happened... seriously effective plastic surgery??
:shock: :shock:

20 Jul 2007

Quote by blonde
Dont you know? Havent you heard?
He eloped with Jags to Gretna Green :giggle:

Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

smackbottom

poke

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20 Jul 2007

Not sold but given away... my mum gave away my set of Beatles lithographs which came with the original White Album. Now worth a shed load of money!
And, I had for a long while Alan Hansens' knee cartilages (menisci) which he had removed at the first hospital I was training at (past career!). Eventually came to my senses and chucked it out.

rotflmao

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20 Jul 2007

I don't collect anything, not got the patience for it. I find it difficult enough and wearisome enough 'collecting' my receipts for my expenses claim - just lost one for a I DO have a friend who thinks I collect First Day Covers though, but I don't so the 'collection' of Australian stamps linger amongst assorted drawers and cupboards!
Does that count??
:P

20 Jul 2007

Quote by keeno
Just got my Ark building book from the library and have ordered 200 cubits of gopher wood on-line. Does anybody know where I can get 2 lions, 2 tigers, 2 dogs, 2 cats , 2 elephants..........

The zoo? Or on a hill with a very high peak?
Cats could be riding on the elephants' backs.
Tigers may have eaten the dogs.
Doves of peace are circling the rain clouds to try to chase them away.
cool

cool

20 Jul 2007

No rain here but a big black cloud has just moved gently over my street. Fingers crossed that it passes and doesn't rest here.
Still working so only coffee for!
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cool

8-)

19 Jul 2007

Quote by jaymar
I get this often!.. normally when we've gone a wee while in between and the immense build up keeps building up and won't let me release, it's so frustrating but yet so damn good at the same time and when it comes.. boy oh boy!
My advice?.. patience - may take a while, you may have to help yourself but you'll get there.

Thanks... empathy at last!!
I want to get back on that wave of joy - I call it a chocolate orgasm!
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19 Jul 2007

Quote by Sarah
Maybe your orgasm is with Missy's herd of hugs??

smackbottom

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Sensible suggestions please.
A herd of hugs deserves a proper response, not a half hearted fizzle!
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19 Jul 2007

Quote by cu3b4ll
Don't stress over it - just take it as it comes :thumbup:

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Quote by Mrs C
Stressing over it makes it even more elusive, so just assume it ain't gonna happen and it will be a bonus when it does :jagsatwork:

Quote by I
Chuck the rabbit in the bin and buy an Eroscillator :happy:

Flippin heck - it's a toothbrush! I'm a tad worried about where it actually goes.. can you recommend it???
redface

redface

19 Jul 2007

Quote by westerross
C'mere?
Oooh fuck!

It's just as well I can't attend the gathering this weekend!!
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19 Jul 2007

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Guaranteed method - try going without for four weeks and 3 days (not that Im counting) and I can guarantee you will go over the edge as soon as you find out where the edge is (I think Im going to need a map to find it)

Thank you for your interest!
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rolleyes

Just jump - it'll save the heartache all round. :lol: :lol:
Now, any real advice??? Rabbit doesn't help... :cry: :cry:

19 Jul 2007

:cry:
Sometimes it's really difficult to get over the 'edge' and the feeling just sorts of builds up and builds up and then, just when I'm ready to enjoy the wave of joy, it just fizzles out! :cry:
Other times it just builds up and builds up and goes straight over into the waves of joy. redface

redface

Any way of ensuring it always goes into waves of joy and doesn't disappear into a fizzle???
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confused

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19 Jul 2007

NO playing with Uncle K's PC!!
:shock: :shock:

18 Jul 2007

I've helped you by removing your avatar as it's not appropriate for the forum and goes against the site posting rules.
:P

18 Jul 2007

Quote by the_tongue
Hi everyone,
Well the big day has arrived and its only 4hrs to go before we are married
So very shortly there will be a Mr and Mrs Tongue or a Mr and Mrs WBB .

Have an absolutely :inlove: wonderfully :rose: fantastically :love: fabulous time.
:cheers:

passionkiss

silly

assionkiss: :cheers: :passionkiss:

17 Jul 2007

Quote by vodka_babe22uk
just starting my nvq 2 in caring and to be honest im stuck on the 1st thing i have to do
told em i was thick but they wouldent listen

YOU'RE NOT THICK!
Sorry for shouting... but its' true. Ask them to explain it again, they are the ones used to NVQs and you have to understand the system. Please go back to them and ask.
My assessing isn't in care though I'm sure there are others who can help. If you want to PM then feel free and I will help if I can!
:P

17 Jul 2007

Quote by mrjbox
Hi
wud u like your cock sucking in grimsby today,

I haven't got a cock!
:cry: :cry:

17 Jul 2007

Quote by sexkittenhfx

fair enough, I believe ya
funny how i had two mails from somebody advertising a rival site and they disappeared half hour later. It's a conspiracy i tells ya lol

they would be classed as spam and reasons why/how they may be deleted are covered by dawnie a few posts back :thumbup:
Yep! And then it would only be Admin who could do that. And they still can't read PMs - if someone reports spam PM to them they can sort the muppet out.
:P

17 Jul 2007

Quote by Jaq__kryps
Let me say right from the start that Mods/Ops/Admin do not have any access to PMs at all.
A support ticket is the only way to go with this as it may be a coding issue.
PS in edit: it may have been that the sender deleted the PM- don't know for sure!

not quite correct, i had a cpl of mails deleted by ops/admin
Let me say it once more - Ops (chatroom people), Mods (forum people) and Admin (backroom people) DO NOT HAVE ACCESS TO OTHER PEOPLE'S PMs. We can't delete them, we can't read them and we can't open them.
It's entirely correct!!
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16 Jul 2007

The best place for this is in the Holidays section of the photo ads system - I've moved your ad into there.
:P

16 Jul 2007

Let me say right from the start that Mods/Ops/Admin do not have any access to PMs at all.
A support ticket is the only way to go with this as it may be a coding issue.
PS in edit: it may have been that the sender deleted the PM- don't know for sure!

16 Jul 2007

Hate to tell you all that NVQs are making a comeback with a load of central government funding going to 'Train to Gain' qualifications- NVQs!
Funding = lol

lol

NVQs = :cry:

16 Jul 2007

Quote by gavinss
Hiya, my lovely lady nwants some young guys to fuck her senseless on Tueasday 14th August in the Berkshire area. Outdoor fun, she loves loads of hot white spunk.
I will send pics to those genuinly interested.
Mail me.
Cheers
gavin

Your account is only as a single male and your profile says 'I'm Gavin, 36 years old single male' Site rules don't allow you advertise for anyone who is not a site member.
If two individuals are attending a meet, your account type must be set as ‘Couple’ and the advert must be posted as a Couple seeking.

16 Jul 2007

I'm an NVQ Assessor... :cry: you try ploughing through umpteen badly referenced portfolios and then :cry: One candidate brought me the work in a black bin liner and wanted me to assess it... Yeah!!
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16 Jul 2007

Quote by
From the thread "How green are You?"I thought it was a thread about naivety
...

I just wondered what we have done that now seems foolish and naive.
Perhaps better to have added to the other thread?? Anyway, this one is locked until someone can PM and tell me what it's about!
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14 Jul 2007

Quote by 1_well_hung_guy
Thank you for the PMs; if you were not fortunate to receive an invitation this month, keep an eye open for next month's little party ...

PARTY?? You never mentioned a party! Is it free?
:shock:

12 Jul 2007

Quote by cplintheNE
well as the reply said you can smoke in your own residence, however if you have ppl comming to carry out work at your residence you must not that does not seem to effect the houses of parliment. and yes i have been through the smokin ban information with a fine tooth comb and there are lots of gray areas that some ppl can,t not understand

Not totally accurate either!
People coming to your house to work converts it into their place of work. They can ASK you to refrain from smoking but not insist on it - however if you refuse to stop smoking whilst they are in the house they can legitimately refuse to come to do the work.