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Jiggle
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 46
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would sitting in the ladies changing rooms at the local gym be classed as pervy?????
not too sure what i would do.. to many things to choose from..
cycling to work would probably freak a few people out. then stand next to someone at the coffee machine, and press the wrong item, just as they put there money in :twisted: .. then sit at my desk and spin round on my chair....
feck i've got no life... chance of being invisaterble and i spend it at work! ...
not too sure what i would do.. to many things to choose from..
cycling to work would probably freak a few people out. then stand next to someone at the coffee machine, and press the wrong item, just as they put there money in :twisted: .. then sit at my desk and spin round on my chair....
feck i've got no life... chance of being invisaterble and i spend it at work! ...
Quote by westerross
I'm sorry I've just got to ask this but how does holding hips equate to kissing?
I can think of times when I've held hips - but it ain't usualy when I'm thinking of kissing - unless there's someone else there of course.
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i probably didn't explain it correctly.. but you know what my english and grammer is like.
i meant, kissing with more than just my lips. instead of just standing still and holding on to a persons waist and kissing, i like to run my hands through the persons hair, or run them over and down there back.. if ya know what i mean.
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ANY reality tv show, US shows more so! Though Jeremy fucking Kyle is vying for top place
when Jeremy Kyle was on the Radio he was great.. used to be on a local Station called BRMB... it was superb.. he didnt give a crap who he upset. if he thought his point was correct. but the show i don't like.
not sure what programs i really hate... but i have got to admit being a bit sad.. but when i'm in the cafe at dinner time, they have that Loose women on.. and that can be good. (sad i know).
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Kissing - but still depends on who ya kissing really
kissing is a huge part of the whole sexual experince for me.... i love kissing with my whole body.. by that i mean not just holding hips... i mean running my hands throw there hair,, or moving them up and over there back. if the kissing is good, then normally the sex it even better.
Too right!!
Get ya coat ya pulled :giggle:
sod finding my coat.. it will just waist time! lol.. i'm on my way.
Jiggle Quickly packs aways his laptop,, dashes out of the door, and up the road.... 5 mins later.. returns.. thinking..... where in the world was i meant to be heading! lol
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I text the 118 team and ask if they had seen Dawnies Twinkies, they replied!
"We don't know who Dawnie is or what her twinkies are - Your 188 Team"
Better invite them to the next social :lol2: :lol2:
juar read this and thought..... did you.. nar you wouldnt... so i tried it.. and yep i got
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no info on dawnies twinkies... a twinkie is a golden sponge cake with a creamy filling that is popular in the US
so technically ive never seen dawn twinkies! lol lol.. well not filled with cream anyway!
Quote by anais
Kissing - but still depends on who ya kissing really
kissing is a huge part of the whole sexual experince for me.... i love kissing with my whole body.. by that i mean not just holding hips... i mean running my hands throw there hair,, or moving them up and over there back. if the kissing is good, then normally the sex it even better.
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i dont normally give myself big head.
Dont you have to remove a rib to do that :shock:
:lol2: Sorry Jigs
Not really one for boasting and I have been told I'm good at certain things but the ladies in question could just have been being polite
lol.. not sure even if i removed a rib. i would do that! lol...
i'm a bit of an OCD when it comes to here,
as soon a i log in i have to come to the forum, then its Cafe.. lets meet up, the Chat, then if ive posted i cycle back through, then to see if there has been a reply. once all my witty banter has tried up i'd head towards the chatroom, to either "mids" or "BBW". where i will then waste my evening and weekends!
as soon a i log in i have to come to the forum, then its Cafe.. lets meet up, the Chat, then if ive posted i cycle back through, then to see if there has been a reply. once all my witty banter has tried up i'd head towards the chatroom, to either "mids" or "BBW". where i will then waste my evening and weekends!
i dont normally give myself big head.
but i think the one thing (i think i am) skilled at is giving oral. its something i enjoy emensly. i'm not one to spend 2 mins down between someones legs. then move on to do something else.. i can quiet happy lie there with a pussy against my lips for hours (really). i love the feeling it gives to the person i am with, and i like to think i'm quite receptive to body movement.. so if i find a spot that gives a reaction, i tease it more..
but i think the one thing (i think i am) skilled at is giving oral. its something i enjoy emensly. i'm not one to spend 2 mins down between someones legs. then move on to do something else.. i can quiet happy lie there with a pussy against my lips for hours (really). i love the feeling it gives to the person i am with, and i like to think i'm quite receptive to body movement.. so if i find a spot that gives a reaction, i tease it more..
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if there is any Single Females, that are willing to acompany me, i would love to join in your birthday Celebrations.
errrrrrrrrrr oi you.. did you put your self out for single fems.. before or after you asked me to come with ya!!!! lmao busted!!
you is just a greedy bugger
i've been caught out!.... lol bugger wee piss boobies!!!!
i was just getting the feelers out.. well i thought there it might get the sympathy vote.. and somene feel sorry for a lonley single guy.. (is it working.... probably not!).
but me i going with a sexy lass now! lol (yes that is you furbs!!!)
Hi All,
this has probably been done a while back, but i can never do the Search thing.. it just send me on a wild goose chase....
i was just sitting here and wonders.. how may of you Fellow Sh'ers are Left handed.. According to WIKI. 10% of the population are left handed,(7% male, 3% Female) and the rest right (may be a small % of the smart arses that can do both).
So are which one are you?
Left Female
Right Female
Left Male
Right Male
CPL - Male Right, Fem Left
CPL - Male Left, Fem Right
CPL - both Left
CPL - Both Right
it'd be nice to see if we are follow the average.. or are do we know the statistic
oh.. this is left handed as in every days stuff.. and not the hand ya wank with.. as for some reason.. i'm left handed for everything except that.. so god help me if i ever had to choice which hand to lose!
this has probably been done a while back, but i can never do the Search thing.. it just send me on a wild goose chase....
i was just sitting here and wonders.. how may of you Fellow Sh'ers are Left handed.. According to WIKI. 10% of the population are left handed,(7% male, 3% Female) and the rest right (may be a small % of the smart arses that can do both).
So are which one are you?
Left Female
Right Female
Left Male
Right Male
CPL - Male Right, Fem Left
CPL - Male Left, Fem Right
CPL - both Left
CPL - Both Right
it'd be nice to see if we are follow the average.. or are do we know the statistic
oh.. this is left handed as in every days stuff.. and not the hand ya wank with.. as for some reason.. i'm left handed for everything except that.. so god help me if i ever had to choice which hand to lose!
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Someone forgot to tell the cats!!!
my body still got up at stupid o'clock on a sunday FFS... i got really confused, this morning... i didn't change the time on my phone.. but its changed it's self... so i'm sitting thinging... is that the real time.. or pre 1am time???
then again it dont take much to confuse me....
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ok i think im confussed...... i know im going to miss sluts birthday on the sat is this the same thing...? im working at ten on sunday so where ever im going i have to be back in boro by ten...
help jiggle!! where is it im going????!!!!
if its here can someone tell me!!
NEVER FEAR.......... JIGGLE IS HERE !!!!
Miss Sluts Birthday is the following weekend on the 8th Nov
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/286587.html
i've never been the worlds best at dating.. as my sucuess record is below par.
i think you can't beat a nice meal.. not ya beafeaters, but something like a chinese, or maybe italian.. i love the atmos in an italian resturant.. they normally have that romanitic feel to it.
plus this way, you have change to chat all evening, enjoy a bottle of wine, and then let the night takes its course.
other option.. but maybe not the best for a first date, is a comedy club. such as Jounglers or Glee Club ( in brum).. then finish the evening in a bar.
i think you can't beat a nice meal.. not ya beafeaters, but something like a chinese, or maybe italian.. i love the atmos in an italian resturant.. they normally have that romanitic feel to it.
plus this way, you have change to chat all evening, enjoy a bottle of wine, and then let the night takes its course.
other option.. but maybe not the best for a first date, is a comedy club. such as Jounglers or Glee Club ( in brum).. then finish the evening in a bar.
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I do agree that sometimes this place, other places and real life in general can be pretty horrible at times, but when it comes to the forums and the chat rooms, we are the only ones who can make a difference.
I know some will come back and say whats the point, there is too much bother and back bitting going on, too much real life stuff to deal with (insert as appropriate) but we are the only ones who can make a difference and make this place what we want it to be. We need to get off our arses and do something about it. As to the ones who cant be arsed, well perhaps it is time you realised that perhaps some people are sick of listening about how fed up you are (that is NOT aimed at anyone, it is just a general observation and there is no hidden message there as I am as much to blame as anyone for moaning). Bad feeling seems to generate more bad feeling, so we need to do something about it!
Alternatively, we could go for Mrs BD's island :twisted:
spot on!!!!!..
if the forums are in a moody way, then i'll spend all my time in the chatroom.. and if my usual room on the Chat, is not its self i will just find another one... on a whole there are a lot of great people on here. it about finding them.
those that know me, will know that i'm not here for the "cliche" or ever get involved with any of the bitchyness.... i'll log in, enjoy the banter, and get to the socails. and this is the bits i love about the site.
most night i come in, i enjoy it.. but that maybe becuase i make sure i do, by enjoying the banter, and not involving my self with any under current issues that i see.
back to the original Question "what would take me to leave"..... i have tried to flounce many times and failed... i've thought "this is it.. time i went down another path".. but i log out for a few days and i miss the place.. i miss the people who make this site great. and i for one would miss a lot of you if you were to decided to bugger of for good. s its everyone as a whole that makes this site the site it is.
which leaves only 2 other ways i would leave
1 - a life time ban... which hopefully i'd never get
or
2 - for the Big doors of SH to close and for everyone to be evicted!
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what would i like my man to do when im giving him a blow job.......ejaculate vodka would be a good thing IMHO!!!
Just imagine having to explain that kind of hangover :shock:
Personally, I dont really like the 69 as I like to concentrate on giving pleasure to my partner and enjoy what I am doing. I love giving oral (and I mean REALLY love giving it) so would rather the guy enjoyed what I was doing rather than concentrate on what he is doing to me.
i find it hard to lye back and relax... i keep feeling i should be doing something in return! lol. i'm the same as you... i could spend a hours between a womans legs.. and enjoy it.. as giving oral is a huge turn on for me..
