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Quote by satin
oh john lancs so one of them was you :twisted:

Ahhh that you will never know! lol You were blindfolded.
I just mentioned that it was good taking part :twisted:
Quote by satin
oh yeah cant wait to see photos :twisted:
especially the ones where i beat blue and little gem in the blow job competition :twisted: lol
and the ones on the punch bag :twisted:
and.........
no more shots of my naked arm please though confused enough is enough wink

Now, that was a competiton worth taking part in :thumbup:
Quote by bluexxx
A naked arm

Ah... but who's naked arm is it? :shock:
Not mine! Not enough hair lol
Quote by dundeecpl
After looking through the pics I have only one that is safe to put on here.

:twisted:
xx
Del

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
A naked arm
Don't think cock transplants cost much these days but good luck at docs....think you will need it
As usual I am on bloody nightshift....why are these things never easy banghead
ARGH lol
In this respect please, any chance you can in clude me as a provisional booking till I find out if I can get the night off?
Much appreciated
Quote by LadyFeeBee
Was on my way to work this morning, about 7:15am. Saw this very attractive woman dressed in a very short mini & crop top walking along the street, & with her was a bloke in just jeans :shock: . No shirt, no shoes just jeans. Now I know we have a reputation in Newcastle for being hard & anyone who owns a coat is a tourist, but surely this is just taking the piss, it was minus 2c this morning. :giveup:

It must have been Scottish people on holiday....God do we know all about cold weather
Must have been Southern Scots................................................
He wasn't wearing shorts cool
the Laird
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Love it
Quote by PJ1
Just got back from the dentist, from having a wisdom tooth out, mouth being numb, and having a "plug" in the socket to stop bleeding. so i can't really talk in a normal fashion. (well a bit like Marlon Brando in the Godfather lol)
Then i was just about to go into the chatroom, before stopping myself, thinking.........
"No one will understand what i am saying"
How stupid is that????
Anyone else have a "d'oh" moment today?
P.s. i really recommend my dentist... didn't feel a thing!!!

I would just blame the gas PJ lol
Quote by prags
Was on my way to work this morning, about 7:15am. Saw this very attractive woman dressed in a very short mini & crop top walking along the street, & with her was a bloke in just jeans :shock: . No shirt, no shoes just jeans. Now I know we have a reputation in Newcastle for being hard & anyone who owns a coat is a tourist, but surely this is just taking the piss, it was minus 2c this morning. :giveup:

It must have been Scottish people on holiday....God do we know all about cold weather
Quote by Scandal
Shit! And I missed the bit when you stopped wearing them.

Venus, dear, I stripped naked in front of you, danced erotically and alluringly, rubbed my groin in your face while making suggestive motioning signs to the attic and I still couldn't get you to shut up about bloody psychometric testing ! ! ! lol
I am glad she ignored you mate as I was really interested in that :shock:
Quote by Lil_Bunny

On a serious note... where do they get all the guests from for shows like Trisha?

No idea!
I often wondered if there was a boxing ring in the tv studio car park, is this all that british television shows are about?
we're all fascinated in the lives of others I guess. I personally don't watch soaps cos I find them so far from the truth - I mean who is going to believe there isn't a person in Walford that doesn't have a washing machine????
Did it not all come out a few years back that they had a lot of students in the audience picking up a quick £20 to be controversial and a few actors planted to ask 'the'right question!
Add me to the list of googlebrities
drinkies
I have a whole 2 searches....think I may have to change my name to something more exotic
Happy Birthday Voddy....hope you left all that washing up to someone else
xx
Quote by Lil_Bunny
Photos of me are fine as long as my face is blocked out. I'd appreciate if they were PMed to me first though so I can have a nosey before everyone else sees them.
Ta. x

Same here, dont mind any pics, just no face please! :twisted:
Snap - I'd like to see any pics of me beforehand too.
Snap again although I know I will not figure in too many of those complete and utter raunchy ones :twisted:
I have already pm'd Blue & Satin to say thanks but for public appreciation well done on such a great, relaxed and very enjoyable party.
Being a bit on the nervous side I must say a big thanks to Blue for introducing me to EVERYONE especially after being pulled in off the street by Leprechaun in that thong :shock: it was my first 'Blue & Satin' party but hopefully not my last. It was great to meet everyone and put faces/bodies to the names and will repeat what Scandal wrote by saying that everyone was very friendly and nice and made me feel more than welcome.
Oh and a special thanks to you know who wink
woo hoo....here at last and i still haven't found anything exciting to wear....only thing I could find is a bloody batman outfit confused
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
ES
you will NOT repeat NOT be stopping off in any lay bys this weekend
remember you will be escorting two sexy southern lasses
so no showing us up with ya tarting skills
leave that to mars to do
voddy xxxx

It will be an ice breaker hearing what happened en route lol
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
you can wipe as i wash up john if you want
voddy xxxx

I think you have got yourself a deal there voddy
GULP
I think I will wait till Saturday to decide if I want to be sub or not confused
After reading about all these boots etc. I am really going to look and feel like a complete square redface
I will just have to impress everyone with my party piece to deflect the embarrasment.
Shit.....wait a minute, I don't have a party piece either
ARGH
Quote by dundeecpl

you won't be wearin much for long

Birthday suit it is then lol
Birthday suit will be fine John but don't turn up in just that wink
You will be fine. They are a great bunch of people that don't put any pressure on you what so ever.
Looking forward to meeting you.
Gill & Del x

Glad to see there will be fellow Scots there...... :thumbup:
Quote by leprechaun
you won't be wearin much for long

Birthday suit it is then lol
Quote by Eagerslut9
Despite being sub generally I'm not indulging this side of myself at the party ... I will be honest and say that I do have a distrust in men generally (although not necessarily with anyone here) and feel that I might open up a can of worms if I let myself go.
It takes me a long time to gain trust to fully let go and is nothing against any person on this site ~ in fact it's due to this site and the people here that I have regained trust to come out and swing anyway.
I'll happily play and get involved but I'm don't want to risk emotional stirrings by handing over trust when I'm not entirely 100%.
C x

I know where you are coming from Calista. I think the big thing is respect....well, it is to me and that works both ways m to f, f to m. I am unknown to a lot going to the party so feel a bit on the nervy side due to this but I get a good feeling about everyone and really looking forward to it. Even if it is just to meet people....although I hope it will be more than that wink
I know you'll have fun. There's never any pressure on anyone at blue and satin's. Just lots of friends to make. :wink: smile :P
Cheers ES....now I am in a dilemma what to wear. I have no fetish clothing to speak of and know I will probably look out of place in jeans and shirt.
:confused:
Quote by Calista
Despite being sub generally I'm not indulging this side of myself at the party ... I will be honest and say that I do have a distrust in men generally (although not necessarily with anyone here) and feel that I might open up a can of worms if I let myself go.
It takes me a long time to gain trust to fully let go and is nothing against any person on this site ~ in fact it's due to this site and the people here that I have regained trust to come out and swing anyway.
I'll happily play and get involved but I'm don't want to risk emotional stirrings by handing over trust when I'm not entirely 100%.
C x

I know where you are coming from Calista. I think the big thing is respect....well, it is to me and that works both ways m to f, f to m. I am unknown to a lot going to the party so feel a bit on the nervy side due to this but I get a good feeling about everyone and really looking forward to it. Even if it is just to meet people....although I hope it will be more than that wink
Quote by mal609
Can I just bring a little sanity back to this thread, please!
I need blindfolds for the games on Saturday. If you have one (or more) or handcuffs, please bring them along. I'm sure someone will appreciate the thought!! :twisted:
Mal
wink

I am sure I have both a blindfold and handcuffs somewhere Mal, I will dig them out and bring them along.
Quote by mal609
Ever heard of (English!) Moderators discretion??? :shock: evil
Mal
wink

Aww come on Mal where is your sense of humour. I found it hilarious even though I am Scottish confused
Quote by niceguysdoexist
Ok Ok so we have a few injuries and we are in a phase of rebuilding confused
.....but just remind me again ...who are the reigning world champions? :P :P :P

Isn't it lucky how every other team was building just at the time of the last world cup! rolleyes
I was looking for the happy Scotland supporters thread and could not find it....I hope it is ok to join this one flipa
Quote by shaunnw
hi, just wandering if there are any women out there who actually enjoy dominating men and dont just do it because they get paid to do it?
i've been looking for a dominant female to explore my submissive side but can't seem to find anyone genuine, and of the odd few that have been in touch , they have asked for money!
i've nothing against people that charge for their 'services' but it just doen't turn me on knowing that the only reason a woman is with you is because you are paying them!

As has already been mentioned Shaun, not all Dominant women charge for their services and if you keep looking (in the right places) you will eventually find what you are looking for.
I enjoy the D/s lifestyle and have been discovering it for over 2 years now. My advice is do to some reading on the subject matter before you actually throw yourself into anything especially if you are sure you will not enjoy it and no matter what anyone says it is supposed to be enjoyable.....it is still a two way thing even with a Dom/sub relationship.
I can pm you a few of the sites I use if you wish....just let me know
Quote by coldor
Can anyone help me out i am out only a few times a month but i seam to be struggling to find any places for dogging fun was out last night saturday at one known dogging location for 3 hrs but no joy i know that it is really hit and miss at times from previous experiance but most of the dogging locations that are on this site now seam to have small numbers of people going there or non at all after spening 3 hrs at one location i decided to move to another but to find it occupied by boy racers has may off the north west mainly lancs area ie bolton chorley and wigan way change locations or was it just too damm cold last night please email me or pm me with some news thanks
any help would be apreiciated
cheers col

You really have to be patient mate. As long as you follow the rules and are courteous when you are lucky enough to meet up with someone then it will happen
I live in Blackpool and the weather is not the best just now.....obviously you will not be outdoors much wink but if you venture out at all beware of the weather.
I am heading to Blackpool town centre on Saturday morn and you just never know who you will be standing next to in a shop.
Have a great weekend folks and enjoy