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26 Sep 2005

Quote by kazswallows
LOST AND FOUND
Lost.....one truncheon (slightly used)

Just checked.........nope i don't have it lol

lol

:shock: :lol:
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mmmm sure your not hiding it, think I need to come over there and frisk you, just to make sure
:rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
you frisk and i'll get frisky.
ooooo I read that two ways so are you going to get friski or Go get friski :lol: :lol:
As for police whistle, well you were blowing mine a lot ;) ;) :lol: :lol:
In an effort to erase any ambiguity then biggrin

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........ you come frisk me, i'll get horny and i'll go get friski to join us :wink: :shock: :lol:
As for blowing your whistle.......if you stick it in my mouth then i'm gonna blow :!: rolleyes

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26 Sep 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
NaughtyNympho - you and a truncheon are a deliciously dangerous duo!!!!!!

innocent

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Do the police still use whistles then wink

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26 Sep 2005

Quote by hardnlusty
Jucyl;ucy............nice meet you again and thanx for the licks hahaha ;)

How could i have forgotten HnL???????
Next time i'll leave him alseep and come find yas on me own. lol

lol

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(btw i started to wind him up sunday morn.....the look on his face was such a picture i couldn't keep a straight face for long.......sorry!!!)
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26 Sep 2005

Quote by kazswallows
LOST AND FOUND
Lost.....one truncheon (slightly used)

Just checked.........nope i don't have it lol

lol

:shock: :lol:
xxxx
mmmm sure your not hiding it, think I need to come over there and frisk you, just to make sure
:rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
you frisk and i'll get frisky.

26 Sep 2005

Quote by kazswallows
LOST AND FOUND
Lost.....one truncheon (slightly used)

Just checked.........nope i don't have it lol

lol

:shock: :lol:
xxxx

26 Sep 2005

cant BELIEVE that i managed to forget to say a huge thanks to babe1, pebbles and demon!!!!!!!! without whom none of the above could have happened.
Well done to all those involved in getting this event together...........you pulled it off brilliantly
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26 Sep 2005

Got home very late last night after another fantastic weekend. There's something special about the 'Northern' munches (maybe its the long journey home lol

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Was great to meet old and new faces alike. Couldn't possibly list all those i met (......hugged, snogged and groped.....) but a few special mentions -
Sarah - thanks for your company outside and on the dance floor.....you're one special lady kiss

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Mrs_Cov - my partner in crime. Thanks for a lovely weekend. passionkiss

passionkiss

Kazswallows - what can i say.......as good in real life as in the cyber one :shock:
BiPoisonDwarf - OMG you are sooooo naughty smackbottom

smackbottom

eating brochetta and dips will never be the same again!!!!!!!! :P
Freckles - lovely to see you again......thanks for aiding and abetting in my lack of sleep :lol:
NaughtyNympho - you and a truncheon are a deliciously dangerous duo!!!!!!
RichardM - am still trying to work out how a convict managed to arrest and cuff me confused

confused

lol.
Wishy - one helluva sexy guy and should come with a warning "dangerous to female clothing" :!: if thats gonna happen everytime we meet then you'd better take out shares in La Perla lol.
the person whose real name i know, but who's screen name completely eludes me ........ thanks for the snuggles and bed at the end of all the festivities :kiss:
Julie - your company on the way home was a delight.....always lovely to spend time with you. thanks for the well needed cuppa silly

silly

assionkiss: Talking of cuppas......sorry Sassy....I really thought you'd gone to bed. next time i'll get you one anyway....just in case.
I'm beginning to think there must have been more than one of me at this munch.........cos the list could go on and on and there surely wasn't enough time for me to get into THAT much mischief :shock: biggrin

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21 Sep 2005

yep...the bags under my eyes have turned into shipping trunks :shock:
sleep.....i need sleep (or a pair of dark glasses maybe) lol

lol

cool

21 Sep 2005

Quote by Darkfire
Mods edit: pic removed for advertising.

wow :P
:notes: *adds to the 'to do' list and scrubs off Bosch power drill*
Was just having the same thoughts lol

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21 Sep 2005

Yep......i have prophetic dreams.......and know when there is something amiss with those close to me. I also seem to be able to psychically link in to other people and did so as recently as this morning.......spooky :shock:

21 Sep 2005

Happy birthday dammie........................have fun biggrin

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kiss

19 Sep 2005

Well done you!!!!! I know what it means to go back to education and achieve something. If you have the chance (and want to) take it further then grab the opportunity with both hands.......i know i've never regretted it.
kiss

kiss

19 Sep 2005

Quote by postie
Kim and her feathers... a proper Blue Peter outfit!

:shock: :shock: did valerie singleton make things like that then. I wasnt covered in sticky back plastic fgs.......................................just loads of sticky STUFF lol

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19 Sep 2005

got home very late last night after a great party........thanks so much for the invite Blue....and it was luvverly to finally meet Denise.
i knew i was at a party when i realised i had consumed copious amounts of chocolate and jelly :shock: lol.
Mrsgenherts......cant believe we only managed to exchange brief hellos in passing AGAIN!!! Next time for sure........ rolleyes

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was great to meet old friends and new.............apologies to all those i blinded and got up the noses of wink

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.........think a lot of you were delighted when i finally got plucked!!!
now.......own up.......who managed to make my hair all sticky then!!!
now i shall just wait for the arrival of my 'survivor' badge and the dates of Blue's next party biggrin

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15 Sep 2005

Tatty welcome back petal.........so much for self control then eh...... lol

lol

:lol:

kiss

15 Sep 2005

ooohh if thats you in the avatar and wishy's gonna be stopping off at lincoln i'm definitely gonna go lol

lol

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15 Sep 2005

hmmmmmmm do i go up north enough?????
you may have another southerner to join you in your forray north of the gap.......but will let you know for sure nearer the time.

8 Sep 2005

are his balls that noisy then :shock:

8 Sep 2005

Quote by Sarah
I dont want either of those two,
I will just settle for Kaz :P

Oooohh can i settle for you and kaz :lol: :lol:

4 Sep 2005

What can I say Steph ........ you did it again!!!
Nice to see old and new faces.......didnt spend as much time on the dance floor as i would normally....but have to say that RichardM, you are first on my dance card for the next one.
A big thanks to those people who kidnapped me after the event wink

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22 Aug 2005

Good to see you back and hope things just keep getting better
kiss

kiss

15 Aug 2005

well tatty what can i say.....you did it again babe....brill night. was great to be reuniuted with the essex mafia yet again. great to meet some new people too.
good to see you again bassman and...... BERNIE what a great surprise to bump into you!!!! thanks for the giggly girly chat on the grass over bacon butties hunni.
wishy you make an excellent fluffer and next time i'll be sure to bring my loudhailer thingy with me wink

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right......when's the next one then?????
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4 Aug 2005

see now.....if you'd planned this properly there would be a tray of blackcurrant vodka jelly sitting next to me computer and i could get pished with ya.......as it is i'll just have one of me 'funny' teas lol

lol

we must be on round two now
kiss

kiss

4 Aug 2005

the warm glow is not only from the drink tho is is petal wink

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bring your neck back here kiss

kiss

passionkiss

4 Aug 2005

Quote by marmalaid
I'll have you know that mine is a proper one, I'll try to remember to get a photo up tonight or tomorrow, none of your nancy exposure suits that many of the surfers wear, this is a proper 3 peice wetsuit, 7mm long johns, 7mm top and 3 mm vest with integrated hood. (Oh, and long tassle thing at the back so I don't have to struggle getting it on )

And do you pee in it to make it warm??
Just curious ........ only cos I always used to pee in mine :undecided: 8-)
Well the water was bluddy cold dunno

dunno

I used to, because for some strange reason as soon as I got in the water and started diving I really needed to pee, but after a while, even though I'd rinse it in disinfectant I couldn't get rid of the smell, so I stopped (unless I'm really desperate, or really cold)
These days I leave it to someone else to piss in my spare wetsuit and not warn me when I try to help her off with it rolleyes

rolleyes

You know who you are.....
redface

redface

surprised

ops: what can i say except the weather was very hot and i was drinking lots of water so i didn't dehydrate in the layers of wetsuit...............then immersed meself in freezing cold seawater with a full bladder and tight suit squeezing and ........the inevitable happened. If my mind hadn't been so busy engaged elsewhere when you were helping me undress I might have remembered to warn you lol

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4 Aug 2005

Its lovely to hear that things are working out for you and leedslass kiss

kiss

and i wish her all the luck in the world for a speedy recovery.
I'm another one who thinks she may well have met her soulmate here and at a time when i was least expecting it and certainly wasnt looking for it (well not consciously anyway). I trust him implicitly, value his opinion, love spending time with him and miss him more each time we separate. He's been there in times when i've really needed a friend and for that i'll always love him. Time and ourselves will be the judge of where this journey takes us, but for now i'm happy enjoying the ride.
You know who you are cos you're a 'special' person passionkiss

passionkiss

2 Aug 2005

Quote by Mr_and_Mrs_Cov
Jucy Lucy?
What did you score again???
Go on .............do tell!.......
Mrs Cov..xx
awww...you beat me to it!
slut .... .....a match made in heaven

ahhh yes but who better to teach you how to get sluttier wink

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2 Aug 2005

82% slut 18% virgin.........wouldn't mind but i erred on the side of caution in all my answers lol

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1 Aug 2005

Quote by Mr_and_Mrs_Cov
Jucy Lucy....hope your lips have recovered!!!!!!!! .....oh......and I really hope you binned those awful white pants Marms was wearing :scared:
Mr and Mrs C..xx

OMG dont remind me :shock: those damned pants seem to pop up every now and then......but always manage to disappear before i can burn them.......maybe i should have put them in smoker jim's jacket pocket :lol: :lol:
Kim xxx

31 Jul 2005

Just got home from another fabulous weekend. Not much i can say that hasnt already been said but i have a few thanks.
Firstly to Sarah for taking over and making it a brill evening.
Second to KBUK and my fellow essex mafia gang for getting me there.
Thirdly thanks to dave_notts and alex_fem for their premunch hospitality (and mrs linnets you make a good cuppa).
Was great to meet faces old and new just too many people to mention individually. But Candyfloss was great to meet you again, Mr & Mrs Cov thanks for the dancing and snogs (Mrs Cov my lips are still swollen!!) and to everyone else that I gyrated with (can't really call it dancing biggrin

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) snogged or groped a huge thanks for making it an excellent evening.