Quote by walesguy
Yeah come on, be orginal, try a leek one!
I would, but I'm sure after my lame joke you guys would shoot holes into anything I now say anyway...see they get worse
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:wanker: :sticky:Quote by naughtynymphos1
The question does lead to another question - How would you feel about having sex with someone who told you " I don't find you sexually attractive at all - but I think you are a nice person" ????
now that is a good question
personally i wouldn't have sex with someone who said that to me, ok so i have already admitted i would have sex with someone i didn't find attractive but i would never tell them i didn't find them attractive if i did i would expect a slap in the mouth lol
Kinda remember telling someone, "you're not the type I'm usually attracted to but..." 
ops:And yes, I did have sex with them....and lots of it. :twisted:
I've not stopped to think what that says about me though.....not because I'm selfish and/or self-centred....ok, maybe just alittle bit....I'm just glad I didn't let the "not my usual type" head-thing rob me of the intamcy we did enjoy, and I believe they feel the same.
EDIT: Think what I was trying to say is....I don't feel I compromised myself by sleeping with someone I didn't initially find physically attractive. I am richer for the experience.
Oh and .....you asked the question the other way around, didn't you? :oops:
Quote by westerross
S'funny? Since reading this every time I get horny my hands grow to twice their normal size.
Hi there big boy...fancy meeting for a drink sometime
Sure thing L+L but with you I wouldn't be able to get me fingers through the handle on the glass!! :twisted: (PS How's the new look?)
Yipee!!!! :bounce:
I've pulled....I've pulled..... :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Your place or mine? :wink:
Neutral territory might be wise!!
Okay....the park it is then :rascal: :grin:
Quote by peterandjo
a lady for a lady ' it has been said that a lady knows wat a lady wants .may be so ,but can they deliver like a man can????????
A lady might know what a lady wants, but no, it doesn't mean they can deliver. I know, been with far too many bi-curious woman, if they're curious I leave them alone now.
Just like some men are better lovers than others, so is it with the ladies.
It basically boils down to the "talents" of the individual.
Quote by westerross
S'funny? Since reading this every time I get horny my hands grow to twice their normal size.
Hi there big boy...fancy meeting for a drink sometime
Sure thing L+L but with you I wouldn't be able to get me fingers through the handle on the glass!! :twisted: (PS How's the new look?)
Yipee!!!! :bounce:
I've pulled....I've pulled..... :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Your place or mine? :wink:
:mrgreen:Quote by equi-princess
Ooooohhh..... so strip-poker is just a method of removing all your clothes......
Why bother playing cards at all?????????
equi-princess xxx
(severely tempted)
Don't listen to me....
Quote by Libra+Love
Get youself a pack of fore-play cards (try Ann Summers, I got mine in SA) and play black-jack instead.
Winning hand picks a winning card with sexy instructions....doesn't really matter who cheats/wins then :twisted:
Besides....why cheat when it comes to sex?
I have just had a fantastic weekend with a (sh) friend and a"single male". Her and I went out on the pull. I pulled...she woke up with him 
and no, no sex/swinging involved either :shock: 
BITCH!!! :giggle:
Hmmmm.....
Single men?
Single Women?
Married men?
Married woman?:
Or any other combination, it doesn't matter.....
Hey I've learned....I'm not your concience I'm mine.
Long winded in answer...yes...swingers or not...fuckable or not,...keepers or not.... men/woman/ are great :thumbup:
and no, no sex/swinging involved either :shock: BITCH!!! :giggle:Hmmmm.....
Single men?
Single Women?
Married men?
Married woman?:
Or any other combination, it doesn't matter.....
Hey I've learned....I'm not your concience I'm mine.
Long winded in answer...yes...swingers or not...fuckable or not,...keepers or not.... men/woman/ are great :thumbup:
Quote by Ice Pie
When it's been highlighted forty seven tousand times, it begins to arouse more tedium than sympathy.
:shock: Did I just agree with you?
And admit to doing so more than once?
Fraid so. Annoying isn't it?
How many single females on this site you think? :wink:
:giggle:
Okay, Okay I'm gone, taking all female emotions with me.
Quote by naughtynymphos1
Ok now as those of u who know me will know a cpl of weeks ago i knocked over the wall parking up on the drive
Yesterday my daughter walked in with a mag she picked up from my m8s house, anyway a while later Paul picks it up and has a flick thro it and finds the advert for the carling weekend at reading having a read thro it he shouted some band names out and we decided the sunday sounded good, give them a call tomorrow and book tickets he says writing the number down for me, so this morning i gives them a call to book tickets forgetting what day we had decided on so i said i think its the sunday its the day slipknot are playing (sorry but i like slipknot lol) 'they not playing' said the woman 'they havn't been here for 4 or 5 years' odd i thought :? put phone down! then my daughter pointed out blink182 has split up who also was supposed 2 be playing, so i thought i best look at this here add :? got the magazine and had a flick thro only to notice the front cover was dated september 2000
well of course i had 2 call him up at work and ask him if he was sure he wanted to go :lol:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: How?
Quote by Ice Pie
Most of the members of this site are single guys.
Assuming the personalities ranging from saints to complete bastards are evenly disrtibuted, it therefore stands to reason that most of the time wasters are single guys.
It also stands to reason, the same reason, that most of the genuine people are also single guys. And most of the stupid people and most of the funny people and most of the gorgeous people and most of the mingers and most of the chartered accountants and most of the circus clowns will all be single guys... am I making sense yet?
In my experience, most people on this site are a waste of both time and space regardless of whether they're single, but I don't come in here whingeing and tarring everyone with the same brush. If the complainers spent as much time concentrating on people who are compatible as they do soapboxing about those who are not, they might get to have a little fun.
There is a difference between soapboxing andhighlighting, I believe anyway
Once again, you've about covered it :thumbup:
:shock: Did I just agree with you?
And admit to doing so more than once?
