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Lindaxxx
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 51
Straight Male, 60
0 miles · Merseyside
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hope u have lots of fun!There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.
Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM.
The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door.
The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the two men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.
At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.
The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena. "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday... Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles."
Lindaxxx
Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM.
The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door.
The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the two men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.
At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.
The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena. "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday... Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles."
Lindaxxx
My friend as was signed off last week with the flu, and now just got a chest infection, she said she never really knew what flu was like until now, she couldnt even get out the bed and as been really weak. She said she always thought flu, like most of us, was a bit of a cold few aches and pains, but now she knows different.
I do think alot of people do use it as an excuse after a heavey weekend tho, I have done it myself a few times
Lindaxxx
I do think alot of people do use it as an excuse after a heavey weekend tho, I have done it myself a few times
Lindaxxx
I agree with HLB, i would go for a beauty salon, we did this for my sisters wedding, had a trial run few weeks before hand, and they will do your make up as many times as u like untill your happy with it, and she came to us the morning of the wedding, gave us some free samples to, to touch up are make up through out the day.
Oh and congartulations to u both
Lindaxxx
Oh and congartulations to u both
Lindaxxx
Quote by nylonandlace
we are going to his concert on 18th Sept but are staying in a hotel on the 17th&18th if any single bi-fem would like to meet up with us or cpl with bi-fem on 17th we could have a drink and a chat and whatever lol :cheers:
kisses
J & S
Im so jealous...Robbie, mmmm
:inlove: Hope u have a fab time, and lots of fun!!!
Lindaxxx
