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MQ
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 53

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Happy Birthday Polo :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
My fantasies have become a lot more involved since I reawakened my sex drive, especially as a lot of it is starting to become possible for me. My main ones are sex with another woman, sex in a group, bondage, voyeurism and seduction. I also like outdoor fun but haven't had the chance to indulge in a long time.
I think the most difficult one that I have is the voyeurism, I would like to view people having sex without them knowing at all, real peeping tom stuff. Obviously it is risky but I suppose that's half the attraction.
As for visual vs mental stimulus, it depends on my mood. Sometimes there's nothing better than a straightforward porn movie or pics to get me going, other times I enjoy reading stories and letting my imagination do the viewing for me. The stories are good because I can make the people in them look however I want them too, or they could be faceless bodies but sometimes it's nice to see real tits, bums, cocks etc. in action too! :twisted:
I've had 3 sent to me as well, I've put a warning on my messenger name to warn anyone who doesn't know.
If anyone can find out what it is and how to prevent it I would be grateful to know, thanks.
Quote by cu3b4ll
My 2p worth...figging....which would be especially fun on a cold night like this.

what on earth is figging?

Every day's a school day!
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Quote by Silk and Big G
Vic Reeves mentioned it alot in shooting stars . OMG has he been brain washed ??

Didn't he say Uvavu and Iranu?????
Quote by Lazeeboy
Geordies/Mancs/Brum/Yorkies dunno
Bless em all.
Lb :love: :love:

Teessiders LB! We may be tucked in between North Yorkshire and County Durham but we are a force to be reckoned with :P
Oh shit! i've only managed to piss off a Teessider!
Tin at at the ready.
Lb :love:
MQ declares war on Essex
Sarge where are you when you are needed!
Quote by juliett49
And don't leave your kids lying around unattended peeps, cos I have klepto tendencies
rotflmao
God I hope you all know I'm joking - honest

MQ leaves her sprogs lying around just in case
Quote by Lazeeboy
Geordies/Mancs/Brum/Yorkies dunno
Bless em all.
Lb :love: :love:

Teessiders LB! We may be tucked in between North Yorkshire and County Durham but we are a force to be reckoned with :P
I haven't got any intimate piercings, but I have got my nose and belly button done which I love. The belly button one did take time to heal but if you keep it clean it should be fine. I can tug on my belly ring without any pain now after 18 months. If you get a nose piercing, don't let them use a piercing gun, it's much better to use a needle as it doesn't shatter the cartilage (sp).
Finally, choose a piercer who is registered and has a good reputation, don't go to any old place, then you should be safe.
Quote by well_busty_babe
had to share the news.. i have bought a pair of red boots that will even rival those wore by Del! :twisted:
wooohooooooooooo
my whole outfit is sorted now black pvc dress and thigh high red boots.... just need to decided if i am a sub or a dom! confused
(like blue said... i am soooooo unorganised lol )
tonguey does not know yet.. but i have plans for him to come as a gimp!
lol
can someone please make time fly...

WBB I have one word ...................... PHWOAR!!!!!
Quote by Lazeeboy
What's this all about???
Lb - you came oop north and didn't tell me, let alone give me a wave???
One of these for you, miladdio when I come down to the softy south at the weekend smackbottom
As for the chavs, I saw the ultimate t'other day - full on chavscum uniform including a burberry's style cap witha MFC badge stiched on! Dear god! rolleyes

See what I mean?
You try to make decent conversation and ya get threatened with violence by a Geordie!
Promises,promises. wink
Lb :love:
OI! We are NOT Geordies!!!!! (no offence to Geordies :roll: )
I dream of shagging some SH men
and the women I also would love :twisted:
Yep I have a fab pair of PVC shorts I wore in my raving days that I have a slim to no chance of ever getting back into (and slim just left the building lol )
I was instantly addicted
logged on till nearly 7
dunno
Quote by Silk and Big G
I never got to punch any of the members of Steps in the face before they disbanded , and now i mention it i spose it would make a theme for a party too .
Or is that just me ??

Can I give H a really big slap pleeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaassssssseeeeeeeeeee?
Cheesy gimp rolleyes
Quote by satin
dont worry venus confused
i can be gentle but FIRM :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:ask genherts :twisted:
anyway youll do what your told whip smackbottom and serve mastriss(a tv mistress)
(yes ive just made that word"mastress" a cross between a master and a mistress of the top of my head,yes ive had a couple of glasses of wine so dont start :? )
anyway youll serve me well :rascal:

mastress rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Seems I'm a bit of a homebody, not sure of the distance but I've only travelled from Teesside to Leicestershire and Chorley for parties so far. Far enough tho!
I much prefer if the man doesn't cum while it's in my mouth, oral is foreplay for me, not the end! :twisted:
oooooooooo Alex that certainly is a cringeworthy moment! I'm cringing for ya! redface
I got a pitiful 12 out of 20, but I can spot the gay gals more easily apparently. So it's more of a les-dar than a gay-dar biggrin
Quote by Lazeeboy
Myth or what?!
Fecking freezin cold,make yer own tea,no chavs in sight.
So glad to be home in Gods own county(yeah right).
Lb wink

No chavs? You sure you were in the north?
Quote by freckledbird
keep getting one when I click on the 'swingers orgy' link

and just how often do you have this 'accident'?
Bev
xx
Well I hadn't till now but I'll be giving it a wide berth from now on and going to the more reliable sites wink :twisted:
I can understand the negative response if someone pretends to be something they are not, it's just bloody stupid and let's face it, if you are going to shag someone they are going to get a big shock when they see you don't have the right bits in your pants and chances are they are going to react badly, especially if they are trying to seduce a very straight person.
Something I have discovered since I started swinging is that there is someone for everyone, it doesn't matter who you are, somebody is going to wanna party with you. So why deceive when there is someone who wants to be with the real you?
Quote by Lil_Bunny
I keep getting one when I click on the 'swingers orgy' link at the top of the page. mad

Well don't click it then ya perv lady lol
oops grassed meself up there didn't I rolleyes I ermmmm accidently clicked on it....... honest :roll:
I keep getting one when I click on the 'swingers orgy' link at the top of the page. mad
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Clair this is the same date as the Rio's Social so I doubt anyone going to the social will be able to atend your party sad((((
Mike

I'm sure there's plenty of us to go round Mike, there'll be a good turn out to both I'm sure. Some of us prefer house parties anyway.
I saw a Supergrass video yesterday which reminded me that they are definately not popular because of their striking good looks! lol
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Amsterdam.
It all began in Amsterdam.

Good place to start! :twisted: