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Naughty_Wigan_Couple
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 55
Straight Male, 69
0 miles · Greater Manchester

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Quote by Cubes
Sorry Cuthbert, promise to wear a longer coat next time wink

Spoilsport! sad
I know lol but if it had been me, I would have fallen into the Freezer :lol:
Im already excited about this, but still trying to decide what to wear for this and I had weeks to think about it and stil cant decide lol
See you at the Party kiss and let me know if my outfit needs to be 'twister' proof :giggle:
Quote by neilinleeds
sometimes the problem is Neil is them 6 inches will look silly on top so it means NWC will need to stand on top of them 6 inches (you seen the heels she wears) :eeek::eeek:

Ouch! A good point well made Rob. Perhaps a rethink is in order. Not sure if it's meant to be load bearing as such? dunno If NWC's standing on it it's gonna be nearer 'alf an inch or summat.
Sometimes I don't always think these things through. rolleyes
Sometimes, Lizalenarob, I wish I could stand up in 6 inch heels lol
Sometimes, Neil, think you asking for smacked botton, 1/2 inch!!! Im not that heavy :lol: :lol:
Quote by st3v3
Sometimes its the little things that matter the most

You called?
Well I had to say it about me being a short arse, before Cubes did wink
Sometimes, I wish I was just a bit taller. Anyone got 7 or so inches they dont need? :wink:
Quote by Cubes
Hi, and welcome to the site, and always good to see some fresh meat, I mean new members wink
Really hope you have lots of fun, and some good advice given by Skinny.
Have fun :wink:

Oooh... just thought: If he's nw_tall, are you nw_short? dunno
:giggle:
bolt
Anyone over five foot two is consider tall to me lol
Just wondered if any of you fancied sharing some of your deepest, darkest, naughtiest, horniest (but legal please) sexual fantasies? Not necessarily things on your 'to do' list, but things that make you feel so dam horny when you think about them.
Ok, I will go first, and this is probably never going to happen, but it is a very nice thought.
I am driving down a dark country lane when my car breaks down in the middle of no where. Before long a group of bikers stop to check if I am ok, only it is not my car they are hoping to fix, its me :twisted:
Before long, one of them makes a suggestive comment, and we soon start to have a little sexy kiss. Then I feel hands stroking my body, feeling my legs, a hand traveling between my legs. In no time at all, they begin to undress me, and I am being shared with a group of four or five, very hot guys, all dressed in leathers, being bent over my bonnet, over bikes and generally just used (gently and with my conscent of course) for their sexual pleasure.
I also have a couple of similar fantasies about an Eddie Stobart driver and another one with a picnic bench, but will share these when I am sure I'm not the only pervert on here :twisted:
Hi, and welcome to the site, and always good to see some fresh meat, I mean new members wink
Really hope you have lots of fun, and some good advice given by Skinny.
Have fun :wink:
Quote by Lizaleanrob
As I have seen people sat outside hospital wards with lung disease, heat problems and amputated legs due to smoking still sat there smoking away some people obviously choose die.

No....
Some people just find it a lot more difficult to quit than others....
that's the horror of any addiction more often than not will power alone in just not enough blink
I couldnt agree more, and stopping smoking is very, very difficult.
Steve and Paddy, I really do admire you both, and wish you lots of luck with the stopping (plus I need Steve back nice healthy in time for my snog in December) wink
Thought it may be time to give this another airing, just incase any new members are after a bit of advice on getting started.
Hannover, this link may take you to a fairly old post, but the advise and guidance within it still stands, and this may give you some ideas, and hopefully make your time on the site a lot more pleasurable.
Good luck, and really do hope you have lots of fun wink
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/20451.html
Mal, as you have still got the sexiest bottom on SH, fancy taking me for a ride on your bike sometime so I can hold on tightly as you go round all those bends, gently squeezing the cheeks of that sexy little bottom :twisted:
Quote by phildunn
Hi
Can you please put my name down - I'll be coming with Lacey who already has her name down.
I suggest you treat me as a single for the purposes of the list!
I can be vouched by numerous people on the list of attendees.
Much appreciated
Phil

Hi Phil, no need for any vouches, seen you around the site long enough to say that you are very welcome.
Therealones, added to the list, be great to see you at the Munch.
Hope you all have a fanastic time (which I know you will) and hope to see you at the one of the future ones (if I ever refind my swinging boots that is) wink
Have a brill night everyone kiss
I bought one of the e-cigs back in February and stopped using the normal cigs immediately, and can say that I did not miss smoking, or the smell that goes with them.
The initial outlay to buy the e-cig is quite high (around £60 depending on model and where you get it from) but after that, the weekly running costs are around £5 a week (less than one day's cig costs). I had the totally wicked tank type (menthol liquid) and can honestly say, I enjoyed using it. It satisfied the nicotine craving, it tasted nice (methol) and I didnt have the stale smoke smell on my clothes.
However, be aware that even with the e-cigs you are still (technically) getting exactly the same amount of nicotine as you would smoking. Ok, you are not getting the rest of the rubbish that goes with smoking (carbon monoxide, tar etc etc), but Nicotine is HIGLY ddictive and still very dangerous to your health. Also, I would check with your doctor about the safety of using this with the Zyban, as I understand the aim of the Zyban (same as the Champix) is to kill of all those little nicotine gremlins and reduce the pleasure you get from getting nicotine into your system.
I really do wish you all the luck in the world in stopping and hopefully I will be joining you soon, as I started smoking again around 6 weeks ago and dont want to carry on doing it.
Quote by Ste-n-Kez
Can I have a spank after I've picked you up NWC wink

Somehow I think you will need a lie down after your 'annual' pick-me-up :twisted:
Perhaps we should do your spank before, while your back is still in one piece :wink:
Quote by Max777
Anyone actually got their music chosen?

I have chosen mine. Meatloaf "Heaven Can Wait" on the way in and Meatloaf "Bat Out of Hell" on the way out lol
and everyone has to wear something pink wink
Quote by lancscuckcouple
Sorry NW hun smack me hands when you see me xxxxxxxxxxx

Can I smack your bottom instead :twisted: promise to be gentle :twisted:
Can I have one too NWC? :twisted:
Oh definately :twisted: just form a queue, bottoms-spanked-r-us lol
Quote by Davrod
Couples
Merseycple100
Jimi_rip/Miss Confused
Davandmir
Paul2345/Shavenlady
Iantb
Northwestcple
Tazz1999
Tryitfirst
Scousertaxi
NewtonCouple
Naughtywigancple
Seal
Ursa
Vincent&Christine
Singles
Davrod
Miserly
John_Mersey
Daveynw
Mick_Southport
Blackpoolrock
Stingray
Schmutz
Moroc99
Chappy123
Ilth3
Lustylancslass
Soulman777
Scouse1966
Tomjam
Pkilu
Martie

Who nicked our user name lol have a good party guys and hope you all have fun.
Quote by sugarspice-nw
Course you can hun. But what's with the gentle pmsl

Oh stuff the gentle :twisted:
Northleedscpl, you are on the list and be great to see you wink
Quote by sugarspice-nw
Sorry NW hun smack me hands when you see me xxxxxxxxxxx

Can I smack your bottom instead :twisted: promise to be gentle :twisted:
Quote by Joewally
sorry it was more a plea to those who used the room in the past to reband, ressurect a fun place to chat, ...seems it failed? perhaps a leader is needed ..xx

I think that is an excellent idea Joe, and thank you for offering to take this on board wink
I think our best meet, was also the daftest meet and was nearly our worst meet all in one.
We had been chatting to someone on here for months and months, and via email and text, then new years day arrives and he jokingly asked if we fancied a brew, so I told him to get the kettle on as we was on our way.
Three hours later, I sent another text asking if the kettle was on as we was a couple of miles away (we had drove nearly 200 miles). The poor guy was gobsmaked, he didnt think I was serious when I said we would come over, but we all had a fantastic and very, very naughty time, meaning probably one of our best and daftest meets ever. However it also moved into the category of worst as I managed to catch his head with the heel on my boot (dont ask how I managed it) and I cut his head open, blood all over the place and a nice big open wound :shock:
Luckily he did forgive me, and when the stitches had been removed from his head, he did say we was welcome over anytime lol