Naughty_Wigan_Couple's Forum Posts

14 May 2013

Quote by Gerf
Sorry all just had some major expenditurse over past few days and physically cannot afford a trip up north at the moment.
Hope you all have a great time and give Kay a great birthday to remember

:sad: :sad:

Quote by Robert400andKay
Sorry to hear that Gerf. Yes I am certainly planning to give Kay a birthday to remember, just depends if she finds out or not now :twisted:

:twisted: If you need a hand sorting anything secret, let me know, love to help :twisted: Just dont tell her we are plotting wink

As for the Nightwear theme, Mr NWC says 'yes please' but I think you should know, he does not own a pair of PJ's and he always sleeps in the totally nekid :eeek:

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11 May 2013

Quote by HnS
particularly when your in charge of the Twister board

Thats because when I had a drink, I dont know my left from my right, and I get mixed up between legs and hands :lol:
But you have to admit, its much more fun when I am in charge of the twister board :twisted:

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10 May 2013

Hi Jodcap, some good advice from Ste-n-Kez (apart from the mankini, and he is NOT joking either). Personally, wear what you would normally wear on a night out, and if you want to feel that bit more sexy, wear some naughty underwear, but just keep it covered. If you do feel like going a step further, at least you are prepared, and if you dont feel like going further, at least you are ready for being naughty when you get home lol

Whatever, you wear or decide to do on the night, only go as far as you are both 100% comfortable with. Dont feel pressured to do anything, and if that means only chatting, so be it. There is no rush to do anything and sometimes, a nice long journey can make arriving at your destination more exciting wink

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10 May 2013

Quote by HnS
Awwwwww but you are ever so lovely NWC

Another good point lol

and I will pay you for it when I see you :lol:
ooooo good, can we watch ?
:eeek:
Why not, we usually end up making complete wally's of ourselves :lol:

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8 May 2013

Quote by KayandRobert400
Awwwwww but you are ever so lovely NWC

Another good point lol

and I will pay you for it when I see you :lol:

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6 May 2013

Quote by Lost
Our experience is positive. We arrange our meets through the chat room here. We put a little work time and effort into chatting with the people we are interested in or who are interested in us whether single guys or couples and we have to date mostly had great results.

What they said, only we also use socials arranged via the site and the forums to get to know people, as well as the chatroom.
The sit has quite a few 'tools' available to help you got to know people and different people like different kinds of approaches. However, I would say (and this is ONLY our personal experience) this is not a 'quick shag' and is more about swinging as it used to be, whereby people seem to take a bit of time to get to know each other before diving in.
But, that is only OUR opinion from what we have got back from the site and is definately not the experience of every member.

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4 May 2013

Quote by HnS
least she didn't fall far

:rotflmao::rotflmao:
Good point :lol:

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2 May 2013

Quote by KayandRobert400
Because I'm a good girl as you well know

999
"Hello, can I have an ambulance please, my wife, Mrs NWC is presently going a very funny colour and is rolling about on the floor. It started quite suddenly a few moments ago, she was reading something on the Internet and then went into a fit of laughter, spit coffee all over the place, started rolling about ont he floor and then went all red in the face. Think it may be serious"
lol

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10 Apr 2013

Just a quick reminder that if anyone does know any places, please send details via PM and not put locations on the open forums.

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6 Apr 2013

Quote by Robert400andKay
You know your not helping here Mrs NWC .......

So me, sat here in the pub with just a cock for company, I mean a cake for company, is not part of the plans?
Now you tell me wink

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3 Apr 2013

Quote by Robert400andKay
On the cake front Kay did say that 'she would absolutely die if somebody presented her with a cock shaped cake in the local pub'...... now then you wouldn't know where the pub was, and not trying to influence your decision or anything

I think I can remember the way to the pub :twisted:

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6 Mar 2013

Quote by M1ssVery
To the ladies who have done DP and DV.. was the feeling too much? I would imagine I wouldn't last long..I mean even just the thought :inlove:
How was it for you?

We have done this once, with two guys I knew and trusted very much. It requires patience, and lots, and lots, and lots of lube (to stop the condoms sticking to each other or tearing, and to help things slide into place) and the ability not to giggle too much (me).
As for the feeling being too much, well, it can only be described as OMG, out of this world :twisted: and really cannot wait to try it again :twisted:

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21 Feb 2013

Quote by roverman
hi there...could i please pop my name down..would love to come..x

Oi, Trouble, you do know we are not going to this, so you will have to make your own way home for a change lol

but get your 'lift' to drop you off at ours on the way home, its your turn to brew :lol:
HnS, this nutter, I mean, Roverman always comes to the Wigan Munches (he is the nutter who holds the brolly when Mr NWC goes swimming, stone cold sobber, midnight, when it is snowing) rolleyes

He is actually a decent guy, for gods sake dont tell him we said this or we will never hear the last of it :lol:

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4 Feb 2013

Thank you for a fabulous night, it was great to catch up with everyone, and had a great time, and still got shakey knees from the snog I got just as I was leaving :twisted:
Can we put our names down for the next one but please remind me not to jump up and down on the dance floor next time redface

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30 Jan 2013

Quote by Lagrandnoir
Are single men invited?

The party was last week, but yes it was open to singles as well as couples.

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25 Jan 2013

Quote by Lost

Think we feel the same as NWC. Hey and if you fancy a sixsome going to a club we'd be up for a bit of that! Oh and Mrs B ...j says theres nowt wrong with Mr B's size he's a sexy bloke!

Tell J, that apart from Mr B being VERY sexy, he is also one hell of a fantastic kisser, I miss my snogs with him at the Munches.
I think we should sort out this 'six-some' wink

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24 Jan 2013

Quote by anais
How is everyone getting along??

Im off the cigs, using the electronic cig, but not using the 'real' ones and really dont miss them.

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24 Jan 2013

Quote by Thebonediggers
Now the kids are all older and staying up later, if we ever did decide to swing as a couple agan, it would be impossible to do it at home.

Tell Mr B if fancies handholders at a club anytime, just give us a shout, be great to see you both again.
We have not really been swinging for a while, but we have carried on going to clubs. To be honest, we also find it more difficult to play in a club environment compared to home meets, but we do enjoy the social side of clubs and that is the main reason we have carried on going.

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22 Jan 2013

Quote by Sgt Bilko
I think the decline started when Sgt Bilko moved to Australia!

That is definately what caused all the problems on here, it is the reason for the snow we are having at the moment, and the reason why I broke a nail at work today (well, not really, but do miss your madness) lol

I also think that another reason is that Mrs Bonedigger not posting as often and keeping us all entertained with her antics.
Back to topic, yes the forum is quiet, and I for one do not post as often as I used to. Mainly because very busy with real life stuff and when I do log on, by the time I have done any 'mod' stuff, Im usually ready for bed :lol:
The pleasure that some people seem to get with constant Site, Admin and Mod bashing also puts me off posting, a bit of a case of cant do right for doing wrong confused

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22 Jan 2013

Hi Pumkin, if you do go back to having the parties on a saturday night, please let us know and we will try and make it, but sorry, Fridays no good for us.
Hope you all have a brilliant night :twisted:

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22 Jan 2013

Hi Rose, cant help with any groups, plus we are at the other end of the country from you, but just wanted to say welcome to the site, hope you have lots of fun, and find what you are looking wink

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11 Jan 2013

The place I had mine done is a bit too far away from you being based in Wigan, but I also had problems when I went for mine. I wanted to have a vertical piercing (which is the one you see most comonly) but the lady who did mine advised against it due to how the skin of the hood lay. She said she would do an horizontal one but refused to do the vertical. I did do quite a bit of reasearch on the 'tinternet' after speaking to her and it seemed that what she was saying was correct and it would not have been advisable to have it done how I wanted.
Really do hope you manage to get some good replies and as you say, get a second opinion.

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7 Jan 2013

Quote by philstarnchoozy
why you having it on a friday hun?

Probably going to find that a few of us that normally go on the Saturday night parties, cant make this one, but hope you have a good night x

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2 Jan 2013

Quote by Robert400andKay
Kay says ... one for sorrow, two for ..... and Seven for a Secret Never to be told :P
Mind she didn't tell me but given the lift, separate and perkiness I did think Jordan maybe lol.

Well, it was definately NOT mine they were modelled on as those boobies pointed upwards and had never seen gravity lol

Anyway, back to normality today, got in the car going to work and guess what I found on the back seat?
My dress and half a bottle of vodka redface

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2 Jan 2013

Quote by Funlovers2009
My man is totally arse phobic As far as his arse goes anyway! He ain't got a problem with shoving things in mine!!!

yes, a few men are like that, definately must be a man thing wink

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1 Jan 2013

Thank you for such a brilliant night, and believe me, my head was sore this morning lol

Fantastic night as always, and brilliant to meet new friends as well as catch up with some 'old' friends (old as in long term, not age) :lol:
Fantastic night, and so enjoyed the boobs, I mean cake wink

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18 Dec 2012

Quote by Mike2mike
Please install Mike2mike version 2.0 for epic-level deviancy.
Will there be Jaffa Cakes?

There will be if you bring some lol

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17 Dec 2012

Quote by NWFunMale
I had a nice bump over the bonnet on Friday night

Tart :giggle:

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13 Dec 2012

Quote by topnotchguy
So the question is, does she want it? or is it just a fantasy????

There is only one person who can answer that question, and unless she also has a 'single' female profile on here, it is unlikely she will reply to your post wink

Seriously, you need to ask her if it is something she wants to happen, or is it just a fantasy. You may need to think how you will deal with it if she says it is something she wants to try and if you are prepared to take it further. Often fantasy and reality (for you as well as for her) are two very different things.
Tread carefully, and think of the consequences before you do anything, including how she would react if she knew you was on this site.

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9 Dec 2012

Welcome back Mr T and really do hope that you are on the mend and soon back to full health.
If nothing else, at least you are one of the very few on here who can actually prove they have a brain wink

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