Master of Sex
yep, was so hot up here that all i wanted to do was strip off and hit the beach either that or sit in a freezer
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Nicola_and_Alan
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 47
Straight Male, 61
UK
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Master of Sex
so this is where you are all hiding...
i cant get into the chat room either...
while were here can someone tell me how to get the new boobies gif on to my siggy?
ta
nic
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i cant get into the chat room either...
while were here can someone tell me how to get the new boobies gif on to my siggy?
ta
nic
x
Master of Sex
Quote by 3someinpreston
The key is being a good b/f, boosting her confidence, encouraging attention given to her, and with time she'll come out of her shell. There's no sure fire fix to it, but with patience and a loving partner, she'll come round!
I couldnt agree more!
what about romancing her, get her hair done, get her some very sexy clothes (her sexy not yours) and take her for dinner... and let her know how many guys have turnd their heads to look....
bye the way you are talking she doesnt sound like the side of a house.... take it from someone that IS the size of a house... she will get attention no matter what size she is BUT she will first of all have to be comfortable with it...
If she is that uncomfy then why dont you (carefully) suggest a healthier way of eating and or getting some excercise ( i know this is pot-kettle-black) and yes sex counts as excercise!!!
im not going to go into the whole diet thing, but i lost a stone in a month with slimming world, it works and that was eating like a pig and no excercise!
no more wait loss stuff... im sure you have all heard it before
Best thing you can do as a boyfriend, is boost her confidence... you probably already do but tell her she is beautiful... !
Master of Sex
First of all Congratulations on not needing a filling until now!!!
I'd have a couple of bits of toast to keep you going, depending on what time of day the appointment is.
As cisco says, dont try and eat till you can feel your tongue or that will be your dinner... and watch out for hot coffee or tea, thats likely to burn you without you knowing....
Have Fun!
nic
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I'd have a couple of bits of toast to keep you going, depending on what time of day the appointment is.
As cisco says, dont try and eat till you can feel your tongue or that will be your dinner... and watch out for hot coffee or tea, thats likely to burn you without you knowing....
Have Fun!
nic
x
Master of Sex
i got to 72 before i got too annoyed with the frog to play any longer....
i have to admit though, the new frog one with popcorn i kinda like!
i have to admit though, the new frog one with popcorn i kinda like!
Master of Sex
ok, this is on a kinda tangent to the original question in here, but....
can you have an inherantly smelly pussy? even if its been thoroughly washed? a mate of mine knows a lass who he says he wouldnt even stick his fingers there incase they rot off...
is that just bad hygiene (thanks dave notts for the spelling) or is it a possibility that a female can just down right smell bad???
can you have an inherantly smelly pussy? even if its been thoroughly washed? a mate of mine knows a lass who he says he wouldnt even stick his fingers there incase they rot off...
is that just bad hygiene (thanks dave notts for the spelling) or is it a possibility that a female can just down right smell bad???
Master of Sex
lol.. i have plenty war wounds.... loads of old scars from differnt things..
however, my newwes burn is less than 20 mins old... alan threw a stuffed toy at me while i was having a cig, it knocked the head of my fag and fell on the couch burning my arse and the sofa in seconds.... i have also burnt my tits smoking in bed, but the illegal stuff that falls apart easily!
however, my newwes burn is less than 20 mins old... alan threw a stuffed toy at me while i was having a cig, it knocked the head of my fag and fell on the couch burning my arse and the sofa in seconds.... i have also burnt my tits smoking in bed, but the illegal stuff that falls apart easily!
Master of Sex
Quote by mollyandchris
Every one should have their own gifs now the only people I couldn't send them to are
Shads
Nicola&Alan
I don't know why but it said they didn't exist
Molly xx
we definately exist.... do you want me to pm you with our mail addy?
Master of Sex
where on earth did condoms come into the converation???
I have an outfit which is a sheer dress, that would probably be what i would wear if i was going out to one of the clubs
I have an outfit which is a sheer dress, that would probably be what i would wear if i was going out to one of the clubs
Master of Sex
Quote by srilumpa
Overall I think trimming is a good compromise as it greatly reduces the risks of eating fur but it doesn't bring as much potential problems with it as shaving does (shaving rash, ingrown hairs...).
but you will still let women have shaving rash and ingrown hairs?!? not fair!
Master of Sex
Quote by Wishmaster
Alan says, the lil triangle is for "if you have got this far, keep going" its a signpost to tell you that you have arrived!
surly the smell would indicate that you've arrived...... or is the tuft there for people with sinus trouble???
the answer is yes.....
your hand doens't have a sense of smell!
and no, your fingers aint like the yellow pages (let your fingers do the walking) well... maybe it is!
Master of Sex
Quote by scottishoutdoors
Wow there are more than i thought.
Not many women i see though
theres more and more each day.....
do you have to be single to be a woman???
Master of Sex
Quote by naughtynymphos1
I think the porn Industry has "shaped" fashions.
Mostly shaven is "iin" in teh American porn industry.
if we copied porn fims all women would walk round with a side ways tash on their fanny :haha:
what is that all about
: why not shave the lot of instead of leaving 3 hairs there 
Well said!!
how pointless is that having a stupid lil one finger width strip of hair.... OR... that rediculous triangular tuft ABOVE the pussy... whats all that about???
Alan says, the lil triangle is for "if you have got this far, keep going" its a signpost to tell you that you have arrived!
Master of Sex
with the increase in all these home shows more and more houses are going for floor boards, where as in the past it used to be carpets.
What has this got to do with folk in here..... well, if you think about it, if you read the ads... a lot of females all say that they shave. Now it doesnt matter if its a brazillian or a full wax, you end up with a floor board i.e. smooth.
You dont really see folk saying in the ads, non shaved hairy beaver this way ---> so these are the carpets!
And yes i agre that shaven is better (your not spitting out pubic hairs half the time), so is this just a fashion thing with more and more people wearing g-strings instead of bridget jones types???
P.S. long live the floor boards and the odd scatter rug!!!
(this is not a smooth or furry discussion thread, but is, is it a fashion trend?)
and are tiny g-strings, with the postage stamps at the front just an excuse for anal dental floss???
What has this got to do with folk in here..... well, if you think about it, if you read the ads... a lot of females all say that they shave. Now it doesnt matter if its a brazillian or a full wax, you end up with a floor board i.e. smooth.
You dont really see folk saying in the ads, non shaved hairy beaver this way ---> so these are the carpets!
And yes i agre that shaven is better (your not spitting out pubic hairs half the time), so is this just a fashion thing with more and more people wearing g-strings instead of bridget jones types???
P.S. long live the floor boards and the odd scatter rug!!!
(this is not a smooth or furry discussion thread, but is, is it a fashion trend?)
and are tiny g-strings, with the postage stamps at the front just an excuse for anal dental floss???
Master of Sex
ok, here goes....
All of Dan Browns are great reads, very well thought out...
If your into vampire books with a twist and a bit of romance i highly recomend Laurell K Hamilton there are 12 in the series, the first one is The Anita Blake Vampire Hunter Series - Guilty Pleasures.... i have all 12 if anyone wants to pm me for the pdf!
For horror books there is no one better than Richard Laymon... all great reads a mix of gore and sex, what more could you ask for?!?
for a bit of a reality check The Lovely Bones - Alice Sebold..
there are loads more i could reccommend, but will leave it at that
All of Dan Browns are great reads, very well thought out...
If your into vampire books with a twist and a bit of romance i highly recomend Laurell K Hamilton there are 12 in the series, the first one is The Anita Blake Vampire Hunter Series - Guilty Pleasures.... i have all 12 if anyone wants to pm me for the pdf!
For horror books there is no one better than Richard Laymon... all great reads a mix of gore and sex, what more could you ask for?!?
for a bit of a reality check The Lovely Bones - Alice Sebold..
there are loads more i could reccommend, but will leave it at that
Master of Sex
i like my men tall.... freud would have a field day... alan is sooooo like my dad its untrue... dad is 6ft2, big bro is 6ft4 and alan is 6ft 6
i know, taking the piss a bit when it comes to height...
im a short arse at 5ft8!
p.s. the ex was over 6ft too
i know, taking the piss a bit when it comes to height...
im a short arse at 5ft8!
p.s. the ex was over 6ft too
Master of Sex
sizes 14/16/18 are curvacious or buxom.... not BBW, i have seen adds that say othe wife is bbw and is size 14... now bugger me if i was a 14 even an 16 i wouldnt be classing that as bbw... bbw tends to be the bigger size of things when the female doesnt want to disclose her dress size bbw covers a multitude of sins!
Master of Sex
well, you will just have to try us Scottish, Welsh and Irish ones seeing as you have only fucked English women.....
im assuming you meant British women!
im assuming you meant British women!
Master of Sex
Quote by the_Laird
everytime I go out with my kilt on all the ladies have to peek up the damn thing ??????? lol
What is it about a man in a kilt that has you ladies just gagging to find out if he's "regimental" or not lol.
It's a common "complaint" mate
your complaining?????
why. coz we wanna see how big it is... or tease you if we cant see
Master of Sex
Quote by HornyRed
Given a choice, I would probably opt for a woman who is a size 10-12 ..... less than that I find them too skinny, more than that, too large.... but that is my preference and I am entitled to it.!
A slim woman/man is a better word than skinny
i agree with you there Red...
Quote by Wishmaster
I find it such a shame that women who are large have to use an euphemism - BBW - in order to feel comfortable with their shape....
if Red prefers slim or thin to skinny, why should i not prefer BBW to fat??? its exactly the same...
it also comes from hearing "look at that fat burd over there" for 27 years.... i prefer BBW!
as for the question first asked, at what size do you become fat... i think 16-18 as most of the fat shops aka Evans start at 16... so yeah about there...
fat is such an ugly word, maybe its because ive heard it for far too long, but its not just looks that count.... and anyway, when the light is off.. you dont notice... a hole is a hole is a hole!
Master of Sex
very addictive and nope, not solely a bloke thing.... its mesmorising... but a bit sick
