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Quote by Tanis105
If a pregnant woman needs a wee then a policeman must offer her his helmet to use as a potty lol

Come on that must be only in Norfolk surely
NorfolkBBW Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 10:29 pm Post subject:
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LOL
no honestly - I heard it in Cambridgeshire lol

So in the refined North we have to cross our legs then?
Or squat in the gutter :lol:
If a pregnant woman needs a wee then a policeman must offer her his helmet to use as a potty lol
Quote by jezzay
Hi I'm so sorry for not coming on Thursday, I'd been looking forward to it as well.
When it came to it I was just a wee bit worried - unknown etc. I will be there next time, if invited. Jezzay, sorry for not actually at least letting you know beforehand. Don't normally no-show myself and feel incredibly guilty.
I obviously need a spank for such bad manners!

Please don't feel guilty - it's entirely understandable and you're not the only one. It's a possibilty that some of our members may be prepared to give you a spanking but before that happens I thought what we'll do next time is that us single birds meet up first. Just half an hour or so girlie chat (and a glass of wine) to get us in the mood and then the others can come. I mean turn up.
Jezzay.
You're so lovely Jezzay cool
Oh let me come, please please please
I wanna come to the party too!
I dont like jelly - but I do like sucking cocks though!
Can I cum? lol
I'm really sorry to everyone that was there - I'm such a wally!
Feel really stupid now though.. redface
You need to drag me in next time!
Quote by TheLovelyOne
hehe... I quite like it in my hair ...

Yeah, me too - & running down my cheeks so I can lick it all up! Mmmmm
Quote by jezzay
But there's always room for the odd single lady.... Well, for normal ones as well.
Jezzay.

Normal ones? In Norfolk? Are there any? lol
Not you too Jezzay lol - we're 'bumping' it together!
(Waits to see if anyone takes that the wrong way wink )
Quote by zinous
Hello, was just wandering how the Norwich book club solution went. Unfortunately i could not participate because i was busy but was wandering if it was a success?

Hi, The Norwich Book Club will be starting soon - we'll let you know how it goes biggrin
Quote by HarryJones
Dmanit Norfolk BBW are you trying to entice me?
It seems the more times you post on here the more I am being drawn into trying to move heaven and earth to get there :!:
Regards
Harry Jones

Well Harry, try a little harder to move 'swinging' heaven & earth then you can cum & have fun biggrin
I've found the perfect book for you, it's just called 'dogging'
I believe it's in German but who gives a fuck about that? lol
Quote by flapjackboy
What makes you think she hasn't already read it, Brian?

Read it? Just call me Marcy wink
Quote by veejay
Idea sounds great. Shame I'm too far away.
BTW will any reading get done! :twisted:

Hope not wink
Quote by HarryJones
Jezzay
No problem but pm me the info in case I can wangle something. If not looking forward to the next one, will be great to say hello to you at last
Regards
Harry Jones

Shame you can't make it, was looking forward to making your acquaintance sad
Quote by upfor_txt
How about, 'Great expectations'
lol :lol: :lol:
upfor_txt

Nice one :lol:
Quote by BigBrian
Great looking forward to seeing everyone, should be a good night.
I'm warming my hands as I type Norfolk BBW.
lol Brian.

Why thank you BB, warm hands are much more comfy biggrin
Any day except Fri are ok for me that week so far biggrin
Let me know what's decided asap as my diary will fill up soon - well, I am a busy working girl you know wink lol
I wouldn't be able to make an overnight trip on that weekend unfortunately, so was considering coming over for a day lol
Quote by BigBrian
Dont know about all night Norfolk BBW, I need to get up for work the next day, oh dam it i'll take the rest of the week off just in case.
Brian

Aww babe, you better start booking your holiday then wink
Sounds like a mightly fine idea to me my dear, count me in please.
I'll PM you too
I'll be bringing the book 'All Night Long - How to Make Love to a Man over 50' just for you Brian wink
Aww bless u BSB
I personally much prefer it & would always go for a circumsized cock first
can I see ur sticthes scars? wink