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NorthamptonMan
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 65

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I was 17 and not long started my second job. One of the secretaries asked if I wanted some typing lessons and when I said it might be a good idea she told me to come around to her house that evening.
I was sat in front of the typewriter and she went into the kitchen to make some coffee. Didn't half make me jump when her hands suddenly dived into my trousers. When I turned around all her clothes had fallen off.
I learned a lot more than just the qwerty keyboard that evening ;)
The scary thing is I really thought I was soley going there to learn to type!
Innocent, eh?
Re-read my message again, in context smile (At last! Someone who can spell lose!)
@Fred - looks like you are beyond help, lad.
There's only 2 "o"s in Doo.
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I was never one for singles, so the first was Sinful by Pete Wylie in around 1986.
The first of many albums was Lionheart by Kate Bush, possibly just for the cover. Eeh it's so long ago I can hardly remember.
People who think that if you don't win you loose.
People who think there is an "a" in "definitely".
People who call you a Net-Nazi if you correct their spelling...
I suppose there is always the possibility that they were trying to intimidate you into leaving so they could get on with their drug dealing or what have you.
OK, well, some people can't cum during sex (don't know the figures, but I know it's a fact), so does that mean that these people never fuck?

Damn, in that case I'm still a virgin!
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"We noticed a more than usual number of notifications of Hepatitis B and when we were investigating we found that some of them were involved in the practice of having sex with strangers in open places," said Dr Mathi Chandrakumar, head of the Kent Health Protection Unit.

Damn, and I thought fresh air was good for you!
Note the word "some." Nasty word that, can mean anything. 3 out of 100,000 is as much "some" as 45 out of 50.
Truly it is said that "there are lies, damned lies and statistics" (and I should know, I have passed exams in the subject.)
Who wants to ring up Dr Chandrakumar and ask what was the ratio to the total sample?
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My machine has been on all day and Norton says I have suffered 45 intrusion attempts. Yesterday I only had 18, so it looks like the net is getting busy again. These clowns will not be happy until everything grinds to a halt, will they.
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I don't think the dogging has had it's day - but I for one am keeping such a low profile Im almost submerged... Maybe in the spring I will surface again.
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