as an ice cold stethoscope
all waving their instruments about
I was 17 and not long started my second job. One of the secretaries asked if I wanted some typing lessons and when I said it might be a good idea she told me to come around to her house that evening.
I was sat in front of the typewriter and she went into the kitchen to make some coffee. Didn't half make me jump when her hands suddenly dived into my trousers. When I turned around all her clothes had fallen off.
I learned a lot more than just the qwerty keyboard that evening ;)
The scary thing is I really thought I was soley going there to learn to type!
Innocent, eh?
wide said the doctor, and
I just want to see someone using six dildos at once.
:shock:
Cartman style anal probe thingie
prompting the doggers to say...
"Will you be finished soon?"
street journal and other papers
and while wearing boxing gloves
blowing softly on her skin
of high performance lubrication. He
after he had been fishing
I was never one for singles, so the first was Sinful by Pete Wylie in around 1986.
The first of many albums was Lionheart by Kate Bush, possibly just for the cover. Eeh it's so long ago I can hardly remember.
People who think that if you don't win you loose.
People who think there is an "a" in "definitely".
People who call you a Net-Nazi if you correct their spelling...
I suppose there is always the possibility that they were trying to intimidate you into leaving so they could get on with their drug dealing or what have you.
Often wondered - Is it ok for a vegetarian to swallow come?
What about white, for that demure, virginal look?