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Nott_s_guy
Over 90 days ago
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I have met some ladies from this site & a couple of them should have described themselves as BBW but in the adverts there is no mention, perhaps you just need to dig deeper & ask?
Is the kettle on?
I'll have coffee, black no sugar thanks
lol Nott's guy :lol:
fitness, so I dont have to slog away every week to keep my weight acceptable rolleyes
& also why do things seem smaller (wait for it wink )
Wagon wheels,mars bars & those frozen drink things (orange flavor in a triangular packet cant remember there name?) all seemed huuuuge back in the day & now they seem tiny :shock:
That is just plain scary evil
It does seem the way now that if you are going dogging that you need to carry a camera with you to deter people & not to record the fun for yourselves mad
I have just had to steal that text & use it on a mate,nice one :thrilled:
I got one that read "Hi its me your mobile, there is no message,I just wanted you to take me out of your pocket cos your knob stinks" redface
Give it time & great things will happen. smile
Actually I was the worst for being impatient when I joined, expecting ladies to be knocking down my door after one badly worded ad but these guys & girls will soon put you straight, enjoy the banter, even without a meeting this place is great to hang out & have a laugh
Hi all the other newbies (& some not so newbies)
Its pretty ralaxed in here I am sure you'll like it (I know I do)
you see, you did it again! your last reply left you wide open for a smutty comment :P
Is it??
I thought that was normal? I am happy now I know that! thanks Alex you cheered me right up lol
Thanks Gman. I already had a couple of meetings with people I met on here (not today) & very nice they were too lol
But thanks for the tip,I'll bear that in mind next time (my impatience is due to enthusiasm I think)
Cheers
Is no-one free today? no one with a couple of hours to have some fun?
Hi,
I found this site a couple of weeks ago & I think its great,not at all what I expected.
I dont have work today and cannot believe I am awake already rolleyes
But spend your time wisely as they say.
I am a genuine guy,mid 30's, clean & attractive.I would like to meet a nice lady or couple in the Midlands area today,If you are free today email me or as its short notice PM me with a phone number & maybe we could meet up for lunch or a drink somewhere & have a chat?
thanks for looking,speak soon.
nearly 300 views & I have only had a couple of timewasters contact me mad ho hum lol
Is it just me or does Rosemary from Hong Kong Fooey look like Zoe Ball wink
Jessica Rabbit is too obvious but still #1
oh no, public slanging match warning!!!!!
Jags, I think we need to agree to disagree on this one,dont you? I am the newbie here so will graciously back down & go to my basket wink
it does show how different people persieve what is written differently though sad
Have a hug passionkiss
Eh? please explain Jags, My post must have gone over your head rolleyes certain criteria has to be met in these ads but I tried to make mine light hearted whilst still containing the information possible suitors require,Alex got the point as well as some others, If you didnt then I apologise for asking to meet a non smelly, young lady lol
I would still like a meeting this week if any nice ladies read this, most evenings or Thursday (day or evenng)? maybe lunch & a drink to break the ice :beer: :
looking at your avatar you can have some anytime wink (sorry that was too easy, I feel so cheap redface )
Looks like it will be Thursday off for me this week,any housewives want some real descrete fun?
Hi, I just found the site & want a non smelly woman under 40 for a shag in the next hour as my g/f will be back by then!
Is this how you do it?
after reading another thread elsewhere obviously not :twisted:
I am a 30 something single man based in Nott's, normal height/build ect but good looking with it wink
I would love to meet genuine nice ladies or maybe have my first experience with a couple sometime soon in Nott'm or the surrounding area.
I am available every evening & can choose one day a week off from work to suit, I cannot accomadate as I live in a shared house (sorry redface )
Please contact me anyway that suits you best,email with pic would be nice but PM is good too,
Lets talk & see how it goes from there eh?
Awaiting your replies with baited breath 8)