Orgasminator
as me being the Sweet and innocent member of SH... i wouldn't know what the terms MMF and MFF mean.. so i couldnt honestly comment either way..
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Orgasminator
Ello....
i could murder a nice Ice cold glass of Cider... oh and a pack of Scampi fries too.
i could murder a nice Ice cold glass of Cider... oh and a pack of Scampi fries too.
Orgasminator
Quote by cherube
If i promise not to buy u any drinks
did you by me drinks last time... as the last part of the night is still a bit hazy... but people do telling me about the dwarf :eeek:
but i may just have to buy you a few rounds though. .as i'm sure i owe you a few :-)
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Dean, it woudlnt be a night in brum with out ya...
oh.. well it would be great to see you both again if you can make it up.. so i may just keep my fingers crossed x
Quote by couplefunuk
My old stomping ground - god I miss that place! :sad:
We may come back to this!
*Her*
oh.. well it would be great to see you both again if you can make it up.. so i may just keep my fingers crossed x
Orgasminator
Confirmations now needed!
Due to the volume of people showing interest to attend, i am asking all exxiting persons on the list to confirm there attendance, this will then give me a true picutre of the Qty of people coming.
Anyone not confirmed by 25th Feb will be taken off the list and placed in a reserve list, and will not recieve the details of the meeting venue.
Thank you
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Hi all,
well Xmas is over... the new year has started. and time to start thinking about another night out in birmingham.
its been a while since the last one. but they have always been a good night. with a good mix of people attending.
the night out will be on the 5th March. meeting up in a bar on broad st about 8ish then moving on to another once everyone has arrived.
if you fancy coming along please put your name down on this thread.. everyone is welcome. and it is a great chance to meet people from the site, in a vanilla environment.
you can also add your name to the events section so you can keep track of the information
the link is as follows http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/events/5434/
optix
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lookwhoitis
liamnsteve
elo
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MRLUSH_MISSRED
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young_fitcouple
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Due to the volume of people showing interest to attend, i am asking all exxiting persons on the list to confirm there attendance, this will then give me a true picutre of the Qty of people coming.
Anyone not confirmed by 25th Feb will be taken off the list and placed in a reserve list, and will not recieve the details of the meeting venue.
Thank you
---- ---- ---
Hi all,
well Xmas is over... the new year has started. and time to start thinking about another night out in birmingham.
its been a while since the last one. but they have always been a good night. with a good mix of people attending.
the night out will be on the 5th March. meeting up in a bar on broad st about 8ish then moving on to another once everyone has arrived.
if you fancy coming along please put your name down on this thread.. everyone is welcome. and it is a great chance to meet people from the site, in a vanilla environment.
you can also add your name to the events section so you can keep track of the information
the link is as follows http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/events/5434/
optix
Attendees
Couples
Two-4-more
Pwali & Erotic
HugsnKisses
meeko & Shi
dickbiker
Space_cowboy
tinker-bell & Kemen
wills1884
hornybrumcouple
blue2222
youngsters
lookwhoitis
liamnsteve
elo
Hol-happycouple
brumcpl
Frazer
MRLUSH_MISSRED
vodkaandcoke
bittertwisted
Singles
Optix
Skimmerpm
Deancannock
Cherube
Malkster
Glasgowlassie
si015
angel247
Tillie
Suedey
misssarasmiller
cjwilts
mixer
meggo3
thickandcreamy
11wins
jason-staffs
the_masseur2011
dave1669
Reserve / Not Confirmed List
young_fitcouple
carlosnsteph
sun2009
mithc5_1
suckncum
Nokno
Birminghamcpl
shortsahnk
Diane_D_123
philb125
Sweetcheeks
powerlifter
bedheadbrum
Mrbrightside484
bendisley
Picky
TapDat
Mixer69
Orgasminator
Quote by TomHasWood
as a slight alteration.... wii dancing on the patio (on the ice)..... that could be fun! lol
starwars with luminous condoms.... your imagination is as warped as mine is!:lol: :lol:
Wii Dancing on Ice! will you be inviting Phillip and holly around to present it!.
"luminous condoms.. forsome reason it reminds me of a film called Spaceballs (Star wars spoff).
"i see your Swartz is as big as mine....."
Orgasminator
This sounds like a really great idea.. shame its the wrong side of xmas. otherwise i would of put my name down for it..
hope you have a fun filled evening.. as sure to be fun.
one of the games, i would suggest if youve got it, is th Just Dance range.. always a giggle when we have it on in our house.
if you have another on sometime after xmas.. keep my name in mind.
hope you have a fun filled evening.. as sure to be fun.
one of the games, i would suggest if youve got it, is th Just Dance range.. always a giggle when we have it on in our house.
if you have another on sometime after xmas.. keep my name in mind.
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I never remember meeting you Cocoa, but Marms was one of the firt few people i met from the site. its always great hearing about people who have found love from the site.
hope you both have a very long and happy life together... and if your both ever passing this way, you'll have to pop by for a drink and catch up.
hope you both have a very long and happy life together... and if your both ever passing this way, you'll have to pop by for a drink and catch up.
Orgasminator
Quote by couplefunuk
for me, a treat would be for me. is to have a bed thats not freezing cold when i climb in it. bloody cold weather.... roll on the Summer!
Electric blanket.
Ask Santa
*Her*
Now that would be using logic and sense. just ask anyone that knows me.. i never do things the simple way :-)
Orgasminator
Hi Both,
and welcome to the forum.
being the single guy that i am. its very doubthful i would have the same sort of treat.
for me, a treat would be for me. is to have a bed thats not freezing cold when i climb in it. bloody cold weather.... roll on the Summer!
and welcome to the forum.
being the single guy that i am. its very doubthful i would have the same sort of treat.
for me, a treat would be for me. is to have a bed thats not freezing cold when i climb in it. bloody cold weather.... roll on the Summer!
Orgasminator
Hi Ya Tweeky.
Sorry to go doing this to you at such late notice... i'm going to have to pull out of the socail, as will no longer be able to make.. sorry for letting you down.
Optix
Sorry to go doing this to you at such late notice... i'm going to have to pull out of the socail, as will no longer be able to make.. sorry for letting you down.
Optix
Orgasminator
Just heard the news that the great Comic Actor that is Leslie Nielsen has sadly passed away.
a man, who has had me in Laughing fits time and time again.. its straight faced one liners will always be remembered.
He will be Missed.
a man, who has had me in Laughing fits time and time again.. its straight faced one liners will always be remembered.
He will be Missed.
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Hi Bambi,
sorry to go letting you down, but i'm not going to be able to attend the socail anymore.
x x x
Op
sorry to go letting you down, but i'm not going to be able to attend the socail anymore.
x x x
Op
Orgasminator
Hi HnS,
Any chance you could reserve the quiet and shy corner for me please?
thanks
Any chance you could reserve the quiet and shy corner for me please?
thanks
Orgasminator
Well what can i say... friday night was Superb... wsa great meeting everyone and having a drink and waking up a small pub probably not use to us lot decending on them.
i have had a great weekend.. and really enjoyed getting to know a lot of new people, and chatting to people ive known for years, but not had chance to sit and get to know properly. it was brill
Jen & Mand.. you both did great... and PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE do not take the blame for the events of the Hotel.. .end of the day the loss of hot water was something that no Organiser could fore see, so do not feel bad for it... everyone suvived and got on with having a great time.
look forward to the next one
oh and while we are on the note of Photos on Facebook.. i have been told i in the background of one of them.... i would please request that the person that posted them, please either crop the photo so i am not in view, or remove the photo.
even though its not a breach of site rules to take photos. but it is good etiquette to ask people before you post photos on either the public forum here or a external site
i have had a great weekend.. and really enjoyed getting to know a lot of new people, and chatting to people ive known for years, but not had chance to sit and get to know properly. it was brill
Jen & Mand.. you both did great... and PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE do not take the blame for the events of the Hotel.. .end of the day the loss of hot water was something that no Organiser could fore see, so do not feel bad for it... everyone suvived and got on with having a great time.
look forward to the next one
oh and while we are on the note of Photos on Facebook.. i have been told i in the background of one of them.... i would please request that the person that posted them, please either crop the photo so i am not in view, or remove the photo.
even though its not a breach of site rules to take photos. but it is good etiquette to ask people before you post photos on either the public forum here or a external site
Orgasminator
Started..... i'm still in the locker room getting ready! :-)
joking aside.. i kinda jumped in the deep end.. not really knowing a lot about swinigng at the time, and very young and niave (sp). i was invited to a partt with in about a couple of months of joining and went along, and it all kinda went from there..
with regards 1-2-1 meets i'm never that great with, tend to do a lot of chatting and getting to know people, but never really get past that stage, but then for me. i enjoy the freindship side, and widening my circle of freinds, so its not all a hardship..
for me personally.. main bit of advice i could give anyone who is new to the scene, is to get a long to socail of some kind, be that one from this site or another, as its such a great way of getting a feel for the people who are around, and its in a totally neutral enviroment, so if you think "nope this is not me.." then you can just walk away. but if you do, hopefully you'll enjoy the evneing, put names to faces, and maybe if your lucky have more to of a night to remember.
joking aside.. i kinda jumped in the deep end.. not really knowing a lot about swinigng at the time, and very young and niave (sp). i was invited to a partt with in about a couple of months of joining and went along, and it all kinda went from there..
with regards 1-2-1 meets i'm never that great with, tend to do a lot of chatting and getting to know people, but never really get past that stage, but then for me. i enjoy the freindship side, and widening my circle of freinds, so its not all a hardship..
for me personally.. main bit of advice i could give anyone who is new to the scene, is to get a long to socail of some kind, be that one from this site or another, as its such a great way of getting a feel for the people who are around, and its in a totally neutral enviroment, so if you think "nope this is not me.." then you can just walk away. but if you do, hopefully you'll enjoy the evneing, put names to faces, and maybe if your lucky have more to of a night to remember.
Orgasminator
I fully agree with Gurl, everything has to be in a specific box, i suppose to me, i'm hardened to living the life of a swinger (severing emotions etc) but wouldnt class myself as one.
then i tend to say i'm the worlds worst swinger. as i chat to everyone, and enjoy making new freinds but very rarely do the swinging part.
then i tend to say i'm the worlds worst swinger. as i chat to everyone, and enjoy making new freinds but very rarely do the swinging part.
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well i have known to be a "little Accident prone in the past. but the worse item to try and kill me was a 3 1/2 tonne Cardboard Compactor. ( before you read the below, i should meantion that i am was In charge of Health and saftey at the time)
about 18 months ago, we wanted to move out Cardboard compacter from inside the Warehouse to outside, to create more room for Racking, we got some quotes in to get it moved professionally, but this would involve in getting a crane, and was rather costly, (about £1k if i recall) so i thouth surely we could do it a lot cheaper, as it needed to be moved about 30 meters.
so i looked on the Tool Hire webside, and found some things called Heavy duty stakes, which would site under the compactor and allow us to just push the thing out of the building... £60 for 24 hours, i thought perfect.. the Skates arrived, and then suddenly dawned, how would we get them under the unit it self. which i where the fork lift come in handy. so got the first Fork lift under, and the compactor was just to heavy to pick it up. lifting it about 2cms, then screming out, again ntoher bright idea of mine was to aline the second Fork lift so that both would beble to pick it up.. this worked, and under the skates went. all we now had to do was tow the thing out side nd jobs a good un.
we tied one of the skates to the back of the forklift and got one of the lads to drive it out. now.. this is were i forgot one of the most important things.. as you come out the back of the wearhouse, there is a slight slope going down.. now picture in your head 3 1/2 tonne Shopping trolly being pulled along from in front.
the first set of wheels of the skate touched the slope the desicde to pick up speed and then lost it balance and began to topple... my good self was stadning right in its line of drop when it decided to. first reaction (not sure why) was to try and stop it from falling. then thought feck that and i jumped rather quickly out of the way. the thing came down with a huge crash,.. if i had not of moved i would of been flatter than the cardboard that is put into those machines..
now we had a 3 1/2 tonne Compacter lying flat on the ground.. and the only way to get it back up was to ring up the company we origianlly got the qoute for moving it, so they could lift it on their Crane... costing us the £1k i tried to save.
looking back on it, it was a VERY stupid thing to do.. but in my head thought it would be easy.... and kind glad the thing fell my way, as if it had fallen forward, it would of landed on the fork lift. and the guy driving it would probably not of been able to move as quick as me....
about 18 months ago, we wanted to move out Cardboard compacter from inside the Warehouse to outside, to create more room for Racking, we got some quotes in to get it moved professionally, but this would involve in getting a crane, and was rather costly, (about £1k if i recall) so i thouth surely we could do it a lot cheaper, as it needed to be moved about 30 meters.
so i looked on the Tool Hire webside, and found some things called Heavy duty stakes, which would site under the compactor and allow us to just push the thing out of the building... £60 for 24 hours, i thought perfect.. the Skates arrived, and then suddenly dawned, how would we get them under the unit it self. which i where the fork lift come in handy. so got the first Fork lift under, and the compactor was just to heavy to pick it up. lifting it about 2cms, then screming out, again ntoher bright idea of mine was to aline the second Fork lift so that both would beble to pick it up.. this worked, and under the skates went. all we now had to do was tow the thing out side nd jobs a good un.
we tied one of the skates to the back of the forklift and got one of the lads to drive it out. now.. this is were i forgot one of the most important things.. as you come out the back of the wearhouse, there is a slight slope going down.. now picture in your head 3 1/2 tonne Shopping trolly being pulled along from in front.
the first set of wheels of the skate touched the slope the desicde to pick up speed and then lost it balance and began to topple... my good self was stadning right in its line of drop when it decided to. first reaction (not sure why) was to try and stop it from falling. then thought feck that and i jumped rather quickly out of the way. the thing came down with a huge crash,.. if i had not of moved i would of been flatter than the cardboard that is put into those machines..
now we had a 3 1/2 tonne Compacter lying flat on the ground.. and the only way to get it back up was to ring up the company we origianlly got the qoute for moving it, so they could lift it on their Crane... costing us the £1k i tried to save.
looking back on it, it was a VERY stupid thing to do.. but in my head thought it would be easy.... and kind glad the thing fell my way, as if it had fallen forward, it would of landed on the fork lift. and the guy driving it would probably not of been able to move as quick as me....
Orgasminator
Quote by davej
For sitting on a bike?
thank you for that foxylady, it sounds plausible. Guess I just need to go by a bike to get some use outa my lower zip.
I'd also add to my list anything designed and made for usw by right handed people when making it nuetral handed wouldn't alter it's performance or cost. I know the world is predominantly right handed and thats what needs to be catered for if an item is better for being 'handed', but bashing a pouring lip into a milk saucepan on both sides at the time of manufacture can't add cost to the product.... the list could go on
i have always thought the same... most items designed for a left handed persom, must of been designed by a Righty.
Takes Left handeds sissors.. i can not use them to save my life.. most arkward things ever,
My Pet Hates are.
>> A speed Camera that is about 30 Feet after the previous Speed Camera
>> The Traffic Police at the NEC
>> Google Latitude.... i Turned it on by mistake.. and cant figure out how to swtich it off.. ive not got the last months movements recorded on google.
>> The Skywalk thinky in the local asda, because the UP ramp is on the right and not the left.
>> people who always have to be that one bit better. no matter what you have done, they always have to go one better.
Orgasminator
I'm not big lover of Telly anyway, but i do watch occasionally but 9/10 it tends to be DAVE or Gold, which are all the repeats of old stuff. i have to have my fix of the Likes of Top Gear, Father Ted, Black books and mock the week.
i thinks a lot of these quiz shows are now running out of NEW ideas, and they have attempted to bring back olds shows but not worked, they tried it with Bullseye and Kryton Factor, two great shows when they were on years ago, but i couldnt watch them because they wasnt the same with out Gordon or Jim.
maybe they need to bring back Noels House Party back, or TFI Friday.
i thinks a lot of these quiz shows are now running out of NEW ideas, and they have attempted to bring back olds shows but not worked, they tried it with Bullseye and Kryton Factor, two great shows when they were on years ago, but i couldnt watch them because they wasnt the same with out Gordon or Jim.
maybe they need to bring back Noels House Party back, or TFI Friday.
Orgasminator
for me, i like to read the threads just to see whats going on, but 9 /10 ive not really got anything interesting to say, so i dont bother, or either that or i spend 30 mins trying to reply to a thread then get fed up because i cant think of the right words, so i give up.
Orgasminator
I've got to renew my membership, but if i have the spare cash i'll do so,and come along too.
Orgasminator
Quote by lucyweebaps
Can you plz add our names to this thx :twisted:
Lucy &coto check if there are any £29 rooms left :bounce:
ohh.... now that will Deffo make my Xmas if you both can make it... will be great to see you again. been WAY too long..
Orgasminator
Happy Birthday *Her*
glad to hear you had a great day
x x x Optix
glad to hear you had a great day
x x x Optix
Orgasminator
Quote by essex34m
i bid 1 goldfish and 1 freid egg sarnie
What good would a goldfish be to me????
Goldfish was the SH currenry of the olden days! not sure where it come about or what happened to it though.
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oh.. speaking of which.... like the last few socails i always try and get into the same hotel as everyone else.. but being near xmas.. if anyone is slumming it and not in that mega posh one (well posh for me anyway) you'll have to let me know.
Orgasminator
when ever it is.. put my name down for it... i always have a great night. so i will make sure i keep the date free regardless
